Weezer
23rd July 2010, 03:11
There was a set of Siamese Twins conjoined at the head at birth, they were the Gods Marx and Engels. On the first day, they created Scientific Socialism, and they saw it was good.
Then one of Marx's angels, Bakunin, was expelled from the First International Church in the Paradise of Hague. So, Bakunin, along with all other demons, whom he called "anarchists," and would forever continue in a Holy Sectarian War against Marx-Engel's Angels.
After a whole bunch of people begot their sons, and whatnot, the Prophet Lenin was born. The Prophet Lenin begot two sons: Joesph and Leon. Lenin, inspired by Marx-Engels, Lenin was to kill Joesph, but chickened out the last second, and accidentally killed himself instead. Joesph banished his brother Leon in the wilderness after taking his father's place as ruler in the Holy Land of Soviet Canaan.
Long after Joesph died and the Third Covenant was forgotten, the Russian Marxist-Leninist Church was founded. After a schism within the church by an ex-Marxist-Leninistolic priest, Zedong, the Maoistan movement was founded, which had it's own denominations, such as the Third-Worldicostal Church. The Russian Marxist-Leninist church responded with it's Counterrevolution, creating more Holy Societies within the church such as the Hoxhaisuits. A small minority of the followers of Lenin, those still waiting for a Messiah, followed Leninduaism, who were called Nondogmatic Leninists, collectively known as the Nondogmaticleninistewry.
Believing to be the descendants of Leon, the prophet Cliff and his followers founded Trotskyslam, claiming to be the true faith of Marx-Engels, because the Russian Marxist-Leninistolic/Stalinians/Nondogmatic Leninists had become degenerated(this was before Maoistanism). Trotskyslam was split into two main denominations, Orthodoxite and Thirdcamppi.
There were also those who did not worship the Marx-Engels as those of the followers of the Prophet Lenin.
The Leftcommunindu worshiped Marx-Engels as one god, but in many forms. Like the avatars Gramsci, DeLeon, and others that no one outside of the Leftcommunidu faith cares about. Then they were the Syndacialuddhists, who believe in Unionirvana, a higher state of being.
Ancient texts also the existence of Gnostitoism, a mystical form of Stalinianity. Other texts also tell the existence of Council Paganism, a faith destroyed by the Russian Marxist-Leninist Church because it was infantile.
A few years ago, the Russian Marxist-Leninist Church lost it's power and influence on the world. It's capital of USSR City was destroyed by a demon, Gorbachev.
Then one of Marx's angels, Bakunin, was expelled from the First International Church in the Paradise of Hague. So, Bakunin, along with all other demons, whom he called "anarchists," and would forever continue in a Holy Sectarian War against Marx-Engel's Angels.
After a whole bunch of people begot their sons, and whatnot, the Prophet Lenin was born. The Prophet Lenin begot two sons: Joesph and Leon. Lenin, inspired by Marx-Engels, Lenin was to kill Joesph, but chickened out the last second, and accidentally killed himself instead. Joesph banished his brother Leon in the wilderness after taking his father's place as ruler in the Holy Land of Soviet Canaan.
Long after Joesph died and the Third Covenant was forgotten, the Russian Marxist-Leninist Church was founded. After a schism within the church by an ex-Marxist-Leninistolic priest, Zedong, the Maoistan movement was founded, which had it's own denominations, such as the Third-Worldicostal Church. The Russian Marxist-Leninist church responded with it's Counterrevolution, creating more Holy Societies within the church such as the Hoxhaisuits. A small minority of the followers of Lenin, those still waiting for a Messiah, followed Leninduaism, who were called Nondogmatic Leninists, collectively known as the Nondogmaticleninistewry.
Believing to be the descendants of Leon, the prophet Cliff and his followers founded Trotskyslam, claiming to be the true faith of Marx-Engels, because the Russian Marxist-Leninistolic/Stalinians/Nondogmatic Leninists had become degenerated(this was before Maoistanism). Trotskyslam was split into two main denominations, Orthodoxite and Thirdcamppi.
There were also those who did not worship the Marx-Engels as those of the followers of the Prophet Lenin.
The Leftcommunindu worshiped Marx-Engels as one god, but in many forms. Like the avatars Gramsci, DeLeon, and others that no one outside of the Leftcommunidu faith cares about. Then they were the Syndacialuddhists, who believe in Unionirvana, a higher state of being.
Ancient texts also the existence of Gnostitoism, a mystical form of Stalinianity. Other texts also tell the existence of Council Paganism, a faith destroyed by the Russian Marxist-Leninist Church because it was infantile.
A few years ago, the Russian Marxist-Leninist Church lost it's power and influence on the world. It's capital of USSR City was destroyed by a demon, Gorbachev.