Who would win in a fist fight? [Archive]

Uppercut

22nd July 2010, 17:18

Bush Jr. He would just send Obama to Guantanamo for being a Kenyan terrorist

Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X?

praxis1966

22nd July 2010, 17:25

Malcom X since King probably wouldn't even fight back.

William Howard Taft or Winston Churchill?

Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures

22nd July 2010, 17:26

Churchill, could burn him with a cigar.

Gengis Khan or Saladin?

Chambered Word

22nd July 2010, 17:29

Genghis Khan ruins everyone's shit. He'd probably bite Saladin's ear off.

Mikhail Tukhachevsky or Nestor Makhno?

danyboy27

22nd July 2010, 17:49

Genghis Khan ruins everyone's shit. He'd probably bite Saladin's ear off.

Mikhail Tukhachevsky or Nestor Makhno?

Mikhail Tukhachevsky , he was a tough son of a *****.

tintin or hadock captain?

Pirate Utopian

22nd July 2010, 19:09

Captain. No contest.

Gandhi or Mike Tyson?

Pretty Flaco

22nd July 2010, 20:09

Captain. No contest.

Gandhi or Mike Tyson?
Oh, that's just terrible. :rolleyes:... Tyson

Bill O'Reilly or Hannity AND Colmes?

Invincible Summer

22nd July 2010, 20:32

Bill. He seems like a tough motherfucker, whereas Hannity & Colmes both seem lazy and too smarmy to actually start fisticuffs.

Michael Jackson or Prince?

NoOneIsIllegal

22nd July 2010, 20:35

Jackson. He can ruin anyone's crotch.

Bakunin or Marx?
(beard one VS beard two)

praxis1966

22nd July 2010, 20:57

Jackson. He can ruin anyone's crotch.

Bakunin or Marx?
(beard one VS beard two)

Bakunin. Anybody who can survive transportation to Siberia is a total badass.

Barney Fife or The Cowardly Lion?

Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk

22nd July 2010, 20:59

Edit: Barney Fife

Che Guevara or Ho Chi Minh?

Rusty Shackleford

22nd July 2010, 21:00

That would be a very sluggish fight, I reckon Marx though.

Che Guevara or Ho Chi Minh?

Che Guevara, he saw a shit ton of combat.

Reagan or Thatcher

Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk

22nd July 2010, 21:03

Che Guevara, he saw a shit ton of combat.

Reagan or Thatcher
Thatcher would fuck Reagan up. Reagan was a pussy.

Hugo Chavez v.s. Vladimir Putin

Weezer

22nd July 2010, 21:34

Putin would use his mobster powers on Chavez.

Jehovah or Anubis?

DreamWeaver

22nd July 2010, 22:09

Anubis, jackals have teeth !

Arnold Schwarzenegger or Chuck Norris?

Invincible Summer

22nd July 2010, 22:10

Putin would use his mobster powers on Chavez.

Jehovah or Anubis?

Anubis, because Stargate was bad-ass.

mollymae

22nd July 2010, 22:44

Arnold Schwarzenegger or Chuck Norris?

Schwarzenegger, Chuck Norris is old now.

Yoda or the Hulk? (if Yoda was armed)

Blackscare

22nd July 2010, 22:45

Makhno.

Schwarzenegger, Chuck Norris is old now.

Have you seen teh Schwarz lately? It's not like he was frozen in time with terminator 2. Homie's got moobs.

Rusty Shackleford

22nd July 2010, 22:49

Schwarzenegger, Chuck Norris is old now.

Yoda or the Hulk? (if Yoda was armed)

Yoda, that dude is a master of the force.

Jack in the box guy or burger king king.

Tavarisch_Mike

22nd July 2010, 22:52

Yoda, that dude is a master of the force.

Jack in the box guy or burger king king.

Jack he surprises evryone.

Gandalf vs David Hasselhof?

Invincible Summer

22nd July 2010, 22:52

EDIT: Gandalf... THOU SHALL NOT PASSSSSSS!!!!

I can't believe I'm so into this thread...

but anyways, Oprah vs Martha Stewart

Rusty Shackleford

22nd July 2010, 22:54

EDIT: Gandalf... THOU SHALL NOT PASSSSSSS!!!!

I can't believe I'm so into this thread...

but anyways, Oprah vs Martha Stewart

Martha Stewart because its a good thing.

Hoxha or Brezhnev

Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures

22nd July 2010, 23:17

Hoxha, Brezhnev just doesn't have the power.

Kirk vs Picard?

Invincible Summer

22nd July 2010, 23:19

Rusty Shackleford

22nd July 2010, 23:20

Picard. Kirk was a hothead and did stupid fighting moves that are ineffectual (e.g. two-fisted dropping punch thing, flying two-footed kick). Picard is so much more calculating that he'd be able to defeat Kirk strategically.

Borg vs Klingon

Borg. just look at em

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VS

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Blackscare

22nd July 2010, 23:31

Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures

22nd July 2010, 23:42

DON'T YOU EVER INSULT THE CAPTAIN IN MY PRESENCE. Picard was a poser!

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Quail

22nd July 2010, 23:43

Picard. Kirk was a hothead and did stupid fighting moves that are ineffectual (e.g. two-fisted dropping punch thing, flying two-footed kick). Picard is so much more calculating that he'd be able to defeat Kirk strategically.

Borg vs Klingon

The two fisted Kirk punch was like his signature move, plus there was some bad-ass fight music in the background: dun dun DA DA DA DA DA DA DA dun dun DA dun dun DA

Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures

22nd July 2010, 23:48

The two fisted Kirk punch was like his signature move, plus there was some bad-ass fight music in the background: dun dun DA DA DA DA DA DA DA dun dun DA dun dun DA

The two fisted kirk punch was stupid. Picard would just call security and have Kirk put in the brig, and get him a new shirt.

Quail

22nd July 2010, 23:51

The two fisted kirk punch was stupid. Picard would just call security and have Kirk put in the brig, and get him a new shirt.

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Rusty Shackleford

22nd July 2010, 23:52

Kayl vs Comrade Wolfe

GO!

Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures

22nd July 2010, 23:54

Kayl vs Comrade Wolfe

GO!

I'd win.

I already do.

Invincible Summer

22nd July 2010, 23:58

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How ironic...

Han Solo vs Mal Reynolds

Il Medico

23rd July 2010, 00:25

Han Solo

Beckham or Sergio Ramos?

Mumbles

23rd July 2010, 04:18

I don't think either of them would win, because while they were fighting their girlfriends would be wasting money by the fuckton.

Grigori Rasputin or Edward Teach?

Manifesto

23rd July 2010, 04:57

Rasputin. No contest, he was poisoned, shot, stabbed, beaten and could only die by drowning.

Ben Stein or Einstein?

Chimurenga.

23rd July 2010, 05:00

Ben Stein or Einstein?

Ben Stein

God vs Lemmy?

ContrarianLemming

23rd July 2010, 05:01

Ben Stein

God vs Lemmy?

lemmy, caue god doesnt exist

kirk or picard?

Chimurenga.

23rd July 2010, 05:10

lemmy, caue god doesnt exist

Hopefully someone gets the joke later...

Pretty Flaco

23rd July 2010, 07:03

lemmy, caue god doesnt exist

kirk or picard?
WE ALREADY DID THIS ONE.... Kirk

Abraham Lincoln or Justinian?

mollymae

23rd July 2010, 08:38

Lincoln, he had a badass beard

Tupac Shakur or Lil' Wayne

Mälli

23rd July 2010, 09:29

Lincoln, he had a badass beard

Tupac Shakur or Lil' Wayne

http://www.midnightridazz.com/images/profiles/tupac_smoking_weed_with_gun_1190095629.jpg

Have a guess

Chambered Word

23rd July 2010, 09:42

Lincoln, he had a badass beard

Tupac Shakur or Lil' Wayne

Definately Tupac.

Johnny Rotten vs Queen Elizabeth II?

Il Medico

23rd July 2010, 12:32

Definately Tupac.

Johnny Rotten vs Queen Elizabeth II?
Queen Elizabeth, if I remember my biology class correctly, it can shoot poison.

Captain Jack Harkness or Colonel O'Neil?

ContrarianLemming

23rd July 2010, 12:53

Queen Elizabeth, if I remember my biology class correctly, it can shoot poison.

Captain Jack Harkness or Colonel O'Neil?

O'neil easy.

rosey O'Donnel or Ellen Degenerous.

praxis1966

23rd July 2010, 19:40

Hopefully someone gets the joke later...

I did. It's a trick question because Lemmy is God. What movie is that from, anyway? I wanna say Airheads, but I can't seem to remember with certainty.

The Fighting_Crusnik

23rd July 2010, 20:06

O'neil easy.

rosey O'Donnel or Ellen Degenerous.

Rosey O'Donnel hands down.

Keith Olbermann or Bill O'Reilly?

Invincible Summer

23rd July 2010, 20:43

O'Reilly. Seems like he knows how to smack people up.

Jackie Chan vs Jet Li

Il Medico

23rd July 2010, 20:45

O'Reilly. Seems like he knows how to smack people up.

Jackie Chan vs Jet Li
Jet Li, easy.

The Pope or Pat Robertson?

Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk

23rd July 2010, 21:08

Jet Li, easy.

The Pope or Pat Robertson?
Pat Robertson for sure.

Steve Jobs or Bill Gates?

Panda Tse Tung

23rd July 2010, 21:32

Steve jobs, but not cause i like apple more then microsoft (they both suck)

Donald duck VS Mickey mouse.

Il Medico

23rd July 2010, 21:34

Steve jobs, but not cause i like apple more then microsoft (they both suck)

Donald duck VS Mickey mouse.
Donald would wipe the floor with that rat.

Casanova or Don Juan.

Pirate Utopian

23rd July 2010, 21:37

Don Juan

Young Jeezy or Justin Bieber

Invincible Summer

23rd July 2010, 21:44

Bieber has millions of adolescent girl fans under his command.

Christopher Lee vs Ian MacKellan

Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures

23rd July 2010, 21:52

Bieber has millions of adolescent girl fans under his command.

Christopher Lee vs Ian MacKellan

Lee, he's the most evil thespian ever.

Godzilla vs Optimus Prime

Sasha

23rd July 2010, 22:14

godzilla with his hand tied on his back.

devil or beezelbub?

Chimurenga.

23rd July 2010, 22:21

I did. It's a trick question because Lemmy is God. What movie is that from, anyway? I wanna say Airheads, but I can't seem to remember with certainty.

First off, :thumbup1:

And it is from Airheads.

Il Medico

23rd July 2010, 22:42

godzilla with his hand tied on his back.

devil or beezelbub?
Lucifer.

Dr. Cox or Dr. House?

Pretty Flaco

23rd July 2010, 22:47

Lucifer.

Dr. Cox or Dr. House?

Dr. Cox, because House is ridiculous.

Johnny Knoxville or Johnny Depp?

Sasha

23rd July 2010, 23:05

johnny depp but only if its the 21 jumpstreet depp.

:lol: or :laugh:

Invincible Summer

23rd July 2010, 23:10

:lol: has no teeth to be knocked out.

Tanya from Red Alert or Lara Croft from Tomb Raider?

Tavarisch_Mike

24th July 2010, 02:11

Lara Croft!

Bruce Lee vs Mohamed Ali (rewmember Bruce also trained boxing)

Chimurenga.

24th July 2010, 02:53

Lara Croft!

Bruce Lee vs Mohamed Ali (rewmember Bruce also trained boxing)

Bruce Lee would kick the shit out of Ali.

Emma Goldman vs Mother Jones?

Sasha

24th July 2010, 10:33

emma

alex jones or jim jones

24th July 2010, 10:53

Alex Jones

Time vs Space

Il Medico

24th July 2010, 13:17

Alex Jones

Time vs Space
Time

A Bear or Spetsnaz

Pirate Utopian

24th July 2010, 13:32

Spetsnaz

Ice Cube vs Vanilla Ice

Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk

24th July 2010, 13:35

Ice Cube obviously.

Homer Simpson v.s. Peter Griffin

24th July 2010, 13:48

Ice Cube obviously.

Homer Simpson v.s. Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin would kill Homer by sheer anecdotal weaponry.

Blackholes vs warp drives.

Il Medico

24th July 2010, 13:53

Peter Griffin would kill Homer by sheer anecdotal weaponry.

Blackholes vs warp drives.
Blackhole.

Chris Rock or Dave Chappel?

Jazzhands

24th July 2010, 14:12

Blackhole.

Chris Rock or Dave Chappel?

chapelle.

Batman or Che Guevara?

Chambered Word

24th July 2010, 15:12

Batman.

Dubya or Obama?

Sasha

24th July 2010, 15:14

dubya with an sucker punch

me or tat?

24th July 2010, 15:40

dubya with an sucker punch

me or tat?

TAT, obviously.

Stalin or Trotsky? (oh dear)

Sasha

24th July 2010, 15:42

trotsky would dance like an butterfly and sting like an bee.

emma goldman or rosa luxemburg

24th July 2010, 15:46

trotsky would dance like an butterfly and sting like an bee.

emma goldman or rosa luxemburg

Tough one. Probably a draw.

Linux vs Windows.

Sasha

24th July 2010, 15:50

linux, but if you asked linux or microsoft it would be the oposite.

. or ,

Jazzratt

24th July 2010, 16:34

Full stops are so much more final.

Mises or Hayek? (If they both lose, society wins :p)

Pavlov's House Party

24th July 2010, 16:55

tintin or hadock captain?

ive been told that when i grow out a beard i look like captain haddock:D

24th July 2010, 17:52

linux, but if you asked linux or microsoft it would be the oposite.

Maybe that's because Linux isn't a company ;)

ContrarianLemming

24th July 2010, 18:03

Full stops are so much more final.

Mises or Hayek? (If they both lose, society wins :p)

Mises, he'd hire Blackwater PMC.

Richard Dawkins or Sam Harris

Bright Banana Beard

24th July 2010, 18:47

Richard Dawkins

Jacob Richter or Sam_b?

The Ben G

24th July 2010, 18:50

I did. It's a trick question because Lemmy is God.

This.

The Ben G

24th July 2010, 18:50

Sam_b

Kerry King or Jeff Hanneman?

Chimurenga.

24th July 2010, 18:52

Sam_b

Kerry King or Jeff Hanneman?

Hanneman easy. Kerry King is a *****.

Sam Webb vs Bob Avakian

Bright Banana Beard

24th July 2010, 18:56

Bob Avakian

Bob Avakian vs Chuck Norris?

ContrarianLemming

24th July 2010, 18:59

Bob Avakian

Bob Avakian vs Chuck Norris?

Chuck, without his limbs.

Joseph Smith or L Ron Hubbard

The Ben G

24th July 2010, 19:00

Chuck, without his limbs.

Joseph Smith or L Ron Hubbard

L. Ron Hubbard

Dario Argento or Evil Dead era Sam Raimi?

praxis1966

24th July 2010, 19:23

First off, :thumbup1:

And it is from Airheads.

Haha Thanks. "I ain't fartin' on no snare drum, man." I thought it might be. Haven't seen it in forever so I wasn't sure. That movie, along with Clerks, Singles, and Empire Records were to me (an alt rock kid coming of age in the early to mid-90s) what the Brat Pack films were to kids growing up in the early to mid-80s. They kind of defined my generation. I'd toss in Reality Bites, but that was for a bit of an older crowd than me (even though it was still a great movie).

L. Ron Hubbard

Dario Argento or Evil Dead era Sam Raimi?

Argento, no questions asked.

Quentin Tarantino or Robert Rodriguez?

Pirate Utopian

24th July 2010, 19:29

Tarantino.

Spike Lee or Quentin Tarantino?

The Ben G

24th July 2010, 19:31

Tarintino

Henry Rollins or Darby Crash?

mollymae

24th July 2010, 20:05

Henry Rollins.

Vladimir Putin vs. average unicorn?

Il Medico

24th July 2010, 20:09

Vladmir Putin

Marsella or BPsocialist?

ContrarianLemming

24th July 2010, 20:15

Vladmir Putin

Marsella or BPsocialist?

BPsocialist, such fanacticism..

anarchist vs marxist

24th July 2010, 20:34

BPsocialist, such fanacticism..

Uhm... BP is a sad noob compared to Marsella's world of crazy fanatics.

Also, Marxist.

Revleft vs Stormfront

Il Medico

24th July 2010, 20:41

Uhm... BP is a sad noob compared to Marsella's world of crazy fanatics.

Also, Marxist.

Revleft vs Stormfront
Revleft

Stalin or Mao?

ContrarianLemming

24th July 2010, 21:05

Revleft

Stalin or Mao?

stalin, mao was bald.

Jazzhands

24th July 2010, 23:09

Stalin.

Durruti or Zaitsev?

Pretty Flaco

24th July 2010, 23:18

Stalin.

Durruti or Zaitsev?

While Durruti was cool, Zaitsev no doubt.

Black Beard (Edward Teach) or Jack Sparrow?

Jazzhands

24th July 2010, 23:24

While Durruti was cool, Zaitsev no doubt.

Black Beard (Edward Teach) or Jack Sparrow?

Blackbeard.

Rasputin or Blackbeard?

Os Cangaceiros

25th July 2010, 00:04

Rasputin.

Bob Avakian vs. Kim Jong Il

Il Medico

25th July 2010, 00:20

Rasputin.

Bob Avakian vs. Kim Jong Il
I'm going to go with Kimmy on this one.

Jean Val Jean or Holden Caulfield?

Mumbles

25th July 2010, 16:51

Jean Val Jean

Goth kid vs Emo kid

Sasha

25th July 2010, 17:02

none, the goth kid will kill itself and the emo will cry about it.

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