Using urine to solve world thirst

[LeninBalls]

Why dont we start collectivizing piss as a way of solving thirsty problems for people who dont have access to clean water in the third world, like Iraq? If we keep flushing it/pissing it out in fields its just going to waste. We can easily collectivize it and use it for nutrition. It does after all contain nutrition specific to humans, and in areas where clean water is not available, it is a great substitute for water. We could market it as "Mystery Juice" to prevent people from being turned off by the fact it´s urine.

Studies have shown that


Urine is considered to be an invaluable source of nourishment and healing that perhaps has been too controversial or not financially rewarding enough for it to be talked about and encouraged as a potent medicine. One's own urine, a living food, contains elements that are specific to one's body alone. The body is constantly producing a huge variety of antibodies, hormones, enzymes and other natural chemicals to regulate and control its functions and combat imbalances that one may not be aware of. Clinical studies have proved that the thousands of critical body chemicals and nutrients that end up in urine reflect the individual body's functions. When re-utilised, these chemicals and nutrients act as natural vaccines, antibacterial, antiviral and anticarcinogenic agents as well as hormone balancers and allergy relievers. The information that urine contains therefore cannot be duplicated or derived from any other source. Just as nature produces no two people who are exactly the same, there are no two urine samples in the world that contain exactly the same components.

What do you guys think????

[Robocommie]

Don't be a troll.

[gorillafuck]

I lol'd.

[Revy]

No, this (http://www.h2ogenerator.com/) is the solution to world thirst.

http://www.h2ogenerator.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/w/b/wb88a.jpg

H20 generator, produces 7.5 gallons of water PER DAY from air. No need to worry about contaminants in polluted tap water or wells anymore if this technology becomes more available to the working class. And certainly no need to worry about thirst. Bottled water would be a thing of the past.

Some models of this machine are solar-powered, too.

[Muzk]

I have a feeling your machine will dry out the air and make us breathe sand.

[danyboy27]

stray dog, insects, and now urine.

is this for real?

[Tavarisch_Mike]

stray dog, insects, and now urine.

is this for real?

Welcome to capitalism comrade, its just desperate measures for desperate situations. ;)

To the topic, i dont know if urine be a good source since the amoun of water will be very variable. Im much into de-salting sea water and try to filter, ore whatever it takes, dirty wells.

[RedSonRising]

No matter what solutions individuals come up with for global problems of deprivation and material necessity, none of them will matter if they are not in the possession of the people themselves. Better medicines, cleaner food sources, more efficient energy...it all exists, it has always been innovated & improved, and the poor have always been poor.

[Sperm-Doll Setsuna]

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H20 generator, produces 7.5 gallons of water PER DAY from air. No need to worry about contaminants in polluted tap water or wells anymore if this technology becomes more available to the working class. And certainly no need to worry about thirst. Bottled water would be a thing of the past.

Some models of this machine are solar-powered, too.

What about air pollution in my extracted water?

[Ele'ill]

I liked the original non 'parrot tea' version of this thread.

[Robocommie]

You guys are going to chase off any and all newbies who look at this forum now.

[Ele'ill]

The poster of the original thread can handle themselves just fine.

[JazzRemington]

Great, now they're going to charge people $7.50 to pee in a Mr. Coffee.

[scarletghoul]

we should start bottling our urine and sending it to africa, what great and generous people we will be

[RadioRaheem84]

As funny as this all is I personally get ticked when cappies pat themselves on the back for "creative" solutions to the contradictions (externalities) of capitalism. They'll have people drink urine before ending the profit motive.

[Saorsa]

But seriously guys urine is a great source of vitamins. I think the only reason you're making fun of this idea is cos you hate black people, god you guys don't know anything. I'm so much smarter than all of you, I was BORN smarter than all of you. Stop being so racist!

[Glenn Beck]

I'm a dog-eating, piss-drinking, forklift driving child of the revolution

And I ask that you come join us

[Salyut]

Mass employment of nuclear powered desalinization.

Ta dah. Problem solved.

[AK]

I have a feeling your machine will dry out the air and make us breathe sand.
Water cycle basic understanding fail.

[Pretty Flaco]

"Soylent green is made of people!"

[bloodbeard]

:lol:



This is actually urine...

[LC89]

:lol:



This is actually urine...
for real??

[Sperm-Doll Setsuna]

for real??

Just a glass of cider. :thumbup1:

[The Feral Underclass]

Stop wasting bandwidth.

[Yazman]

I lol'd.

Please do not make posts like this as they amount to spam. If you can't contribute something meaningful, just don't post.

This also goes to Red Roses and LC89.

This constitutes a verbal warning.

[The Feral Underclass]

Please do not make posts like this as they amount to spam. If you can't contribute something meaningful, just don't post.

This also goes to Red Roses and LC89.

This constitutes a verbal warning.

This thread has been closed by me.

I take it you didn't realise, but please make sure you're more aware.

Cheers :)