The English

[LeninBalls]

Just why do they exist?

[Il Medico]

To make better Television programs than Americans. Oh, and to enterian us with their accents.

[danyboy27]

invade multiple countries and invent funny hat.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8b/Lewes_Bonfire,_Colonial_Boys.jpg

[leftace53]

Tea, Crumpets, and NWOBHM.

[danyboy27]

hp sauce?

[praxis1966]

To prove to the world that Americans' high and mighty nationalism is really rooted in an inferiority complex. In other words, Americans will believe just about anything an Englishman tells them because, for whatever reason, most of them assign greater intellectual weight to ideas delivered in an English accent no matter how fucking stupid they might be.

[Nolan]

To prove to the world that Americans' high and mighty nationalism is really rooted in an inferiority complex. In other words, Americans will believe just about anything an Englishman tells them because, for whatever reason, most of them assign greater intellectual weight to ideas delivered in an English accent no matter how fucking stupid they might be.

Wow this is so true. The mother country is the home of the master race or something because English people sound smart.

[ContrarianLemming]

To prove to the world that Americans' high and mighty nationalism is really rooted in an inferiority complex. In other words, Americans will believe just about anything an Englishman tells them because, for whatever reason, most of them assign greater intellectual weight to ideas delivered in an English accent no matter how fucking stupid they might be.

Uncanny and true. The upper class english accent makes everything true, I mean...has captain Picard ever lied?

Americans are funny like that..

[danyboy27]

fish and chip?

[gorillafuck]

The English exist so that American hipsters can worship the English bourgeoisie.

[praxis1966]

Wow this is so true. The mother country is the home of the master race or something because English people sound smart.


Uncanny and true. The upper class english accent makes everything true, I mean...has captain Picard ever lied?

Americans are funny like that..

Yeah, I don't know if you guys are fans of the show Arrested Development or not, but they made this point in a truly tasteless, non-politically correct and hilarious way. There was a two or three episode arc where Charlize Theron played a developmentally delayed woman who was the love interest of Jason Bateman's character. The rub was that the only reason he was dating her was because she was English and her accent blinded him to the fact that she functioned on the intellectual level of your average six year old.

Anyway, I'd trust Lieutenant Worf a whole hell of a lot farther to watch my ass than anyone else on the Enterprise.

[Jazzratt]

To piss off the rest of the world. We're not nearly as good at it as the Americans but we try with gusto.

[praxis1966]

To piss off the rest of the world. We're not nearly as good at it as the Americans but we try with gusto.

I'd go along with that. Like every other endeavor you guys engage in, the English punch above their weight at this as well.

[Pretty Flaco]

To tell me to go fuck sheep.

[No pasarán]

to serve their inbred ruling class

[Jazzratt]

I'd go along with that. Like every other endeavor you guys engage in, the English punch above their weight at this as well. Oh you.

[praxis1966]

Oh you.

Hahahaha Jazzy baby, if you ever needed proof that your initial suspicion was correct, just go back and read this exchange sometime. In typically English self-effacing style, you made a crack at your own people, and in a quintessentially American example of douche baggery I hammered you with it. If I may be so bold, I dare say I proved both our points.:lol:

[Sendo]

Tea, Crumpets, and NWOBHM.

You have no idea how much it bothers me that Koreans think they discovered hot peppers and that Brits think they invented tea.

[The Feral Underclass]

Just why do they exist?

To found civilisation.

[AK]

So that the French have someone to hate.

[Angry Young Man]

Do you mean aside from everyone?

And we exist to send villains to America.

Like Simon Cowell.

[progressive_lefty]

Home of the most ugliest women in all of Europe I'm told. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Arlekino]

Interesting somebody told me English leading the world, English education best and recognize around the world.

[I.Drink.Your.Milkshake]

fish and chip?


Just the one chip? Are you finished with those?....

[I.Drink.Your.Milkshake]

Home of the most ugliest women in all of Europe I'm told. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Two words: Naomi Watts.


Chalk it up.

[Nwoye]

Interesting somebody told me English leading the world, English education best and recognize around the world.

^^^ Location: Nottingham

gosh I hope not.

[Jazzratt]

We exist to import alcohol and export stag parties full of raging dickheads.

[samofshs]

the white man's burden continues. DUH! JKJK :rolleyes:

[praxis1966]

We exist to import alcohol and export stag parties full of raging dickheads.

Yeah, I used to hang out with this Latvian woman from work and she said it took everything she had to remind herself that not all the English were assholes, just the ones who came to party in Latvia. She pretty much had the same attitude toward the Swedes.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Fuck the English

[samofshs]

mentlegen, scones.
http://poots.com/card/images/img_1689.jpg
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

mm scones!

[Jazzratt]

Fuck the English Fuck you, even the welsh rejected you; massive failure that you are.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Fuck you, even the welsh rejected you; massive failure that you are.

Fucking owned.

[this is an invasion]

harry potter

[El Rojo]

a) spawn even more fucked up things than ourselves, eg investment banking, cricket, the USA

b) to fail, poignantly and foolishly

[I.Drink.Your.Milkshake]

To keep dentists in work

[No pasarán]

To keep dentists in work

It's the plums all the rich C***s keep in their mouths, to make em sound posher.