I join the ranks of the petit bourgeois

[Sam_b]

I have opened my own restaurant!

http://www.sambs.com/


Seafood from all over the world is flown in and delivered to Sam B's several times a week to ensure its freshness.

http://www.sambs.com/gallery/docs/images/sambs0010.jpg

http://www.sambs.com/gallery/docs/images/food001.jpg

[Raúl Duke]

Do we get a discount...a revleft discount?

[Sam_b]

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/quiz/69320_1222872405892_383_277.jpg

Me and my front of house team.


Do we get a discount...a revleft discount?

Half price on our signature starter


SAM B'S SCALLOPS 9.99
Succulent sea scallops wrapped in bacon and deep fried.

No riff-raff. You know who you are.

[Lyev]

Not funny. Never was.

[Sam_b]

Not funny. Never was.

Do you know what riff-raff is?

[DaComm]

What have you been doing in the name of SamB's since 1972 if you just opened?

[Sam_b]

I was born in 1972. I am the restaurant.

[DaComm]

I was born in 1972. I am the restaurant.

:tongue_smilie:Your pretty dumb by resturaunt standards

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lolwut

[Bright Banana Beard]

que estos?

[JazzRemington]

You're self-employed and you employ people. That would make you some kind of dastardly petit-bourgeoisie/bourgeoisie hybrid alien-type thing extravaganza event person.

[DaComm]

You're self-employed and you employ people. That would make you some kind of dastardly petit-bourgeoisie/bourgeoisie hybrid alien-type thing extravaganza event person.

Crocoduck

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6n6LdI8vXjI/SFcsL7lHsJI/AAAAAAAAApA/ZsXzSYmwiUw/s400/crocoduck.jpg

[Sam_b]

Your pretty dumb by resturaunt standards

You're pretty dumb in English language standards.

[bcbm]

i'll have the filet mignon

[DaComm]

You're pretty dumb in English language standards.

:D funny

[Sendo]

I'm down for union-cooked seafood at competitive prices.

[Qayin]

Is your restaurant green?

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Aww man, there's pretention in my food!

[mykittyhasaboner]

Will booze be "on the house"? If not then fuck it.

[Jazzratt]

I wish this werte genuinine. Then I'd be trying to be bffs with sam for the free food and drink.

[piet11111]

Aw SamB finally attempts humor and this is how you guys are treating him ? :(

[Sam_b]

You think this is funny?

[piet11111]

You think this is funny?

No but i fully support your attempt.

[Sam_b]

To open a restaurant?

[Taikand]

You, yes you Sam B, you are a genius.

[scarletghoul]

I am sending this in to Redwatch.

[Sam_b]

I'm already on Redwatch, so I doubt it would make any difference.

[Outinleftfield]

Is this ethical?

[Muzk]

I'm already on Redwatch, so I doubt it would make any difference.

Provide us with a link? I couldn't find you.

[Sam_b]

No way.