Translations!

[Muzk]

http://funnytranslator.com/translation/


"Communism is love. Karl Marx is our greatest theoretical leader! For world revolution! "
...30 translations later we get:
"Cumannaithe and love. Karl Marx's theories on his head! World War II?"

[Nwoye]

Original text:
"This is a useful program because I used to try to do it the old fashioned way."
56 translations later we get:
"The first"

amusing

[JazzRemington]

"The wealth of those societies in which the capitalist mode of production prevails, presents itself as 'an immense accumulation of commodities,' its unit being a single commodity."

becomes

"Fair communities akumulasyon High Capitalism."

[Animal Farm Pig]

"I hate accounting. Too many receipts!" ---> "I hate bills. Ellen, too!" ---> "A number, Alan, go!"

[Blackscare]

Original text:
"His name was robert paulson"

...30 translations later we get:
"His name was Robatoporuson"

[Panda Tse Tung]

From:
I am a Communist, and i love dancing with the birds.

to:
I like Playing Football.

[Blake's Baby]

"Do not go gentle into that goodnight" becomes "Good night"

"The liberation of the working class is the task of the working class" becomes "Freedom toolisklassi issues to the table."

Obviously, I presume 'toolisklassi' is supposed to represent 'working class'.

[Nolan]

"Muzk is a fucking troll!"

becomes:

"Muzk filthy worm!"




"They took our jobs!"

becomes:

"Work!"



"Kill yourself, you stupid bastard."

becomes:

"Death is an idiot."



"Heather is a silly girl."

becomes:

"Heather has a pair of Ho Chi Minh."

[Il Medico]

"this is pointless" ---> 56 translations later ----> "Ground"

my best friend's dad's catch phrase "fuck you mother fucker!" ---> 56---> "About Bad!"

And less impressive is "i love you" ----> 56 ---> "Love"

And to fuck with it, "Merci, beaucoup mon ami" ---> 56 ---> "I thank you for your love"

[Kuppo Shakur]

Nice.
From "Fuck Bourgeois democracy, property is theft, all hail the revolutionary left"
To "All hail the left bourgeois democratic revolution of the stolen goods"
This is the ideology.

[eclipse]

Bakunin Quotes...

"The passion for destruction is also a creative passion."
to "Holocaust mind and creative spirit."

When the people are being beaten with a stick, they are not much happier if it is called "the People's Stick.
to "Men movie, click on the Wooden Floor."

"Political Freedom without economic equality is a pretense, a fraud, a lie; and the workers want no lying."
to "Unfortunately, political and economic Equality, freedom, some Employees are allowed."

^^

[samofshs]

and THIS is why we should all learn esperanto. mi esta komencanto de esperanto. :D:laugh::laugh::D:laugh::D:laugh::D:laugh::D:laug h::D:laugh::D:laugh::D:laugh::D:laugh:

[Lyev]

Original text:
"Why am I up so late on bloody Revleft?"


...56 translations later we get:
"Revleft, it is dangerous."

[DaComm]

Original Text:
"I am going to eat your head."
New Text:
"I like Mon"

[AK]

Original text:
"Fuck the state, bro! ANARKY!!ONE!!!1!"
...56 translations later we get:
"Brother! Kindergarten? But, unfortunately!"

[Catillina]

"You fucking moron!"
40 translations later
"I'm very angry"


"Capitalism sucks"
56 translations later
"Investing"

and now the epicest!!!


"Workers of the world, unite!"
...56 translations later we get:
"Each party Agrees!"

[The Red Next Door]

worker of the world unite

to

all counties unite.