The single greatest piece of writing ever written

[gorillafuck]

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm

This deserves many awards.

[scarletghoul]

lmaoo My Immortal is amazing :lol:

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

the title ruined the thread, you peice of shit.

[soyonstout]

tl;dr

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

tl;dr
like

[mollymae]

Huge props to anyone who can read this from beginning to end and not hang themselves in the process.

[Chambered Word]

http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/system/profile/icon/4913/big/HNNNNNNGGG---HNNNGGG.jpg

[JazzRemington]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/92/Youarethedemons.png

[Wanted Man]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2hs5jr4.jpg

[Sam_b]

Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Draco thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn’t matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets.and what is this???!

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/37861/1226527512/dailymail.jpg

[Chambered Word]

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn’t fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.

And Loopin was masticating to it!

masticating

masticate


1. To chew (food).
2. To grind and knead (rubber, for example) into a pulp.
v.intr. To chew food.

:confused:

[Saorsa]

Don't question Ebony/Enoby/Eboby, the writer of what is without a doubt simultaneously the worst and the most hilarious fan fiction ever written.

I've read the whole thing out loud lol with some friends. Hilarity.

[gorillafuck]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2hs5jr4.jpg
:laugh:

[praxis1966]

Don't question Ebony/Enoby/Eboby, the writer of what is without a doubt simultaneously the worst and the most hilarious fan fiction ever written.

I've read the whole thing out loud lol with some friends. Hilarity.

I have a fiver on Ebony/Enoby/Eboby turning out to be a dude.

[MarxSchmarx]

I really despise the fan fiction subculture. It speaks right to an alienated, petty-bourgeois hobby that deprives of people their creative impulses in service of a capitalist profit machine, ignored by said machine but appreciated by other similarly diluded folks.

But sometimes it is all i can do to remind myself we aren't writing fan fiction about Barcelona 1936 or St. Petersburg 1917

[Pavlov's House Party]

“NOOOO PLZ!1111” Lumpkin bagged as Serious started 2 suk his blood. I laffed statistically. I tok some photons of him and Snap bing torqued. (ok I no dis iz men but fink abot it ppl dey r pedoz nd Snap trid 2 rap dem and neway sadiztz rok haz any1 seen shrak atak 3 lolz)

What the fuck am I reading?

[Pavlov's House Party]

“NOOOO PLZ!1111” Lumpkin bagged as Serious started 2 suk his blood. I laffed statistically. I tok some photons of him and Snap bing torqued. (ok I no dis iz men but fink abot it ppl dey r pedoz nd Snap trid 2 rap dem and neway sadiztz rok haz any1 seen shrak atak 3 lolz)

What the fuck am I reading?

[gorillafuck]

What the fuck am I reading?
Brilliance, that's what.

[Chambered Word]

Amusingly enough people have tried to sell this. I think if we could clean the writing up (yeah, right) and get it printed we could make a fuckload of profits off the back of the Twilight series (which also sucks arse). :thumbup1:

[Dimentio]

I think it must be intentional that it is written in the way it is, either to truly resemble a diary of a 17 year old goth vampire witch, or the entire text is a parody of the goth subculture. There is also a strong likelihood that the author isn't a native speaker in English.

[gorillafuck]

I think it must be intentional that it is written in the way it is, either to truly resemble a diary of a 17 year old goth vampire witch,
I believe you mean 13.

[ZeroNowhere]

I think it must be intentional that it is written in the way it is, either to truly resemble a diary of a 17 year old goth vampire witch, or the entire text is a parody of the goth subculture. There is also a strong likelihood that the author isn't a native speaker in English.Non-native speakers are better. The writer was probably fluent.