Death by dildo [Archive]

Nothing Human Is Alien

11th July 2010, 03:06

(July 9) -- An inquest has determined there was no foul play in the death of a 30-year-old British woman last October. The cause of death was apparently related to her sexual excitement while watching porn.

The nanny was found in her bed by her employer after she did not turn up for work and police were called to investigate. Police found the seminaked body of Nicola Paginton from Cirencester, Gloucestershire, in bed. She was without pants and had a pornographic movie on her laptop. A sex toy was found under the covers near her body.

A subsequent pathologist's report determined that she likely suffered a heart attack as a result of sexual arousal. Gloucestershire coroner Alan Crickmore had determined that her sexual "activity before death" likely led to a fatal attack of heart arrhythmia and ruled that the death was from natural causes.

The woman's doctor revealed that Paginton was generally healthy but had suffered a fainting spell the year before, and a pathologist from Cardiff University noted an episode like fainting may reveal an underlying heart problem.

Officials did not disclose the name of the porn movie on the woman's laptop.

http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/for-nichola-paginton-coming-then-going-one-womans-death-by-pornography/19547942

gorillafuck

11th July 2010, 03:08

Officials did not disclose the name of the porn movie on the woman's laptop.
It never even crossed my mind until I read this sentence.

leftace53

11th July 2010, 03:09

Officials did not disclose the name of the porn movie on the woman's laptop.

:crying:

Widerstand

11th July 2010, 03:13

Officials did not disclose the name of the porn movie on the woman's laptop.

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd226/reiferandbeer/fuck_the_police.gif

Lyev

11th July 2010, 03:14

Tyrlop would have loved this story, shame he's not here with us to enjoy it :(

Blackscare

11th July 2010, 03:17

Tyrlop would have loved this story, shame he's not here with us to enjoy it :(

I swear to god I'll kill you

Widerstand

11th July 2010, 03:18

I wonder what brand the toy was...

Raúl Duke

11th July 2010, 04:22

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd226/reiferandbeer/fuck_the_police.gif

Tyrlop would have loved this story, shame he's not here with us to enjoy it

I swear to god I'll kill you

lol

Glenn Beck

11th July 2010, 04:25

Am I the only one that thought it was pretty fucked up how they released her name and picture to the public?

Blackscare

11th July 2010, 04:27

I didn't follow the link until you mentioned that, yea that's pretty fucked up. If I was her family I'd have the guy's head that released that information.

Widerstand

11th July 2010, 04:38

Am I the only one that thought it was pretty fucked up how they released her name and picture to the public?

Oh wow. But they wouldn't release the Porn's name.

Bright Banana Beard

11th July 2010, 06:08

What? What the porn video called!?

Tablo

11th July 2010, 08:28

This is one of those chit-chat threads where I wish we had the option to give rep. Maybe we could have a separate rep for chit-chat from the rest of the site since there are so many shitaculous posts here. :D

11th July 2010, 09:10

What kind of fucked up shit does NHIA spend their time scouring the internet for...

Nothing Human Is Alien

11th July 2010, 09:24

It was a top story on AOL news.

Sasha

11th July 2010, 11:13

so someone died while mastrubating? so what, not realy funny.
this, in al it bizarnes, is though;

Man shoots bird, throws it at bus

TILBURG - Friday
Police said that a 47-year-old resident of Tilburg got arrested after a 50-year-old bus driver was threatened with a firearm.
The man then shot a bird and trew the body against the bus.

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1ezm7wa5imn.jpg
The bus drove around 08.30 am of Friday Winckler Prince Street towards the South Ringbaan.
Due to road works the bus had to make an u-turn.

In this maneuver, the driver was approached by the man who pulled a gun from his backpack and threatened the driver.
The driver drove then away, but had little further to wait for the traffic.
The man approached the bus again, pulled the gun from his pocket and shot a bird dead that he threw against the buswindow.

The police arrested the man later in the day in the Groenstraat Tilburg.

Nothing Human Is Alien

11th July 2010, 11:26

so someone died while mastrubating? so what, not realy funny.

I don't think it's funny either. It seems to be a unique way to die though (assuming this isn't a common occurrence that is just covered up). Perhaps it's one of the "better" ways to die, if such a thing exists. Though I'm sure the heart attack itself was painful. And I'd prefer to be with a partner.

Sasha

11th July 2010, 11:44

i would say it is very common, everyday hundreds of people must die while mastrubating, just like there are hundreds of people dying while taking a crap.
mastrubating happens, it happens a lot, just by it happening so much it must mean a lot of people die while doing it and thats not taking in account the increased risk of dying from it because of the exitment/physical effort

Nothing Human Is Alien

11th July 2010, 12:13

I'm sure that's the case, but prior to this I've only heard of death by erotic asphyxiation.

Pavlov's House Party

11th July 2010, 12:23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9uoJyyoVyk&feature=related
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9uoJyyoVyk&feature=related)

Sugar Hill Kevis

11th July 2010, 13:27

Officials did not disclose the name of the porn movie on the woman's laptop.

Probably back door sluts 9 (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Back%20door%20sluts%209)

Lord Testicles

11th July 2010, 14:29

A whole new meaning to la petite mort?

gorillafuck

11th July 2010, 17:00

It's absolutely hilarious that this was considered news worthy.

El Rojo

11th July 2010, 17:22

It's absolutely hilarious that this was considered news worthy.

dude as news goes this is medium grade important. this would be one of those "in other news" little end things they do. the irrelative shit that makes headlines in capitalist news these days is fucking shocking.

pretty sad all the same though. porn is wrong....

Widerstand

11th July 2010, 17:25

porn is wrong....

Because of the exploitation of women?

11th July 2010, 17:36

Reminded me of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilk08Yt4huo

Robocommie

11th July 2010, 19:02

Am I the only one that thought it was pretty fucked up how they released her name and picture to the public?

It's absolutely fucked up. Can you imagine the horror if you died while jerking it and the news media did a full story, "[Glenn Beck's Name] was found dead, a box of tissues and a bottle of lotion near his perverted hands, a box of magazines near his corpse. Here's his picture. Laugh at him."

Mind you, I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that Miss Paginton was fairly attractive. The media's just disgusting sometimes.

BAM

11th July 2010, 23:35

Does that mean she came and went at the same time?

(Props to Richard Pryor for coming up with that one. Warning: NSFW)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-9Mz7A8qAA

gorillafuck

12th July 2010, 00:20

It's absolutely fucked up. Can you imagine the horror if you died while jerking it and the news media did a full story, "[Glenn Beck's Name] was found dead, a box of tissues and a bottle of lotion near his perverted hands, a box of magazines near his corpse. Here's his picture. Laugh at him."

Mind you, I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that Miss Paginton was fairly attractive. The media's just disgusting sometimes.
Or her families reaction to this.

Chimurenga.

12th July 2010, 04:46

Reminds me of Clerks...

Blackscare

12th July 2010, 05:19

Probably back door sluts 9 (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Back%20door%20sluts%209)

Dude that one makes crotch capers 2 look like naughty nurses 3...

Guerrilla22

12th July 2010, 05:33

Must have been one hell of a movie

Jazzratt

12th July 2010, 14:07

Nah. It's just because she's british. We're all so staid over here that if we see any kind of pornography at all heart attacks are likely. Same if we go beyond our bi-anual orgasm limit by accident when we're having a bout of unloving and unsatisfying missionary position sex.

Nothing Human Is Alien

12th July 2010, 15:00

Devrim

12th July 2010, 15:53

Actually Brits have the most casual sex of all the countries in "The West."

"In an international index measuring one-night stands, total numbers of partners and attitudes to casual sex, Britain comes out ahead of Australia, the US, France, the Netherlands, Italy and Germany." - http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/relationships/article5257166.ece

The study was conducted by asking more than 14,000 people in 48 countries to fill in anonymous questionnaires. Respondents were asked about numbers of partners and one-night stands, and their attitudes were assessed by asking them how many people they expected to sleep with over the next five years and how comfortable they were with the idea of casual sex.

Maybe it is not saying that the Brits have the most casual sex, but are just the most optimistic about it.

Devrim

Jazzratt

12th July 2010, 16:05

Nothing Human Is Alien

12th July 2010, 17:01

:thumbup1:

Nothing Human Is Alien

12th July 2010, 17:05

Maybe it is not saying that the Brits have the most casual sex, but are just the most optimistic about it.

"A 2008 US university study of international promiscuity found that British people are the most promiscuous in the industrialized world. The study measured one-night stands, attitudes to casual sex, and number of sexual partners." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promiscuity

This article on the study supports that: http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2008/11/30/British-top-promiscuity-study/UPI-98281228072500/

I haven't read the actual report though, and I'm not even sure the sample rate was anywhere near high enough.

praxis1966

12th July 2010, 18:19

Maybe it is not saying that the Brits have the most casual sex, but are just the most optimistic about it.

Optimistic is one way of putting it. Delusional is another, considering the general lack of dental hygiene and all. Of course, given the right circumstances, one can grow accustomed to nearly anything, including staring at thousands of mouths filled with yellow snaggleteeth every day I suppose.

Jazzratt

13th July 2010, 00:26

Optimistic is one way of putting it. Delusional is another, considering the general lack of dental hygiene and all. Of course, given the right circumstances, one can grow accustomed to nearly anything, including staring at thousands of mouths filled with yellow snaggleteeth every day I suppose. That would be the lower rate of rotten teeth and other mouth diseases in the UK thanks to years of free-on-point-of-use dental care? Or have you confused "dental hygeine" for "pissing away money on unecessary tooth-whitening products that cover up exactly what a fucking horrible plaque-ridden gingivitis-pit your decaying mouth is rather than actually solving the problem"?

Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk

13th July 2010, 00:30

Some of these jokes are funny, but this reporting is sick nonetheless. "Look at the pretty girl who totally died whilst give herself a feel".

If some fat sweaty middle-aged man from Yorkshire died whilst masturbating, it would not make the papers. Things like this probably happen all the time, too.

Os Cangaceiros

13th July 2010, 00:33

praxis1966

13th July 2010, 00:37

That would be the lower rate of rotten teeth and other mouth diseases in the UK thanks to years of free-on-point-of-use dental care? Or have you confused "dental hygeine" for "pissing away money on unecessary tooth-whitening products that cover up exactly what a fucking horrible plaque-ridden gingivitis-pit your decaying mouth is rather than actually solving the problem"?

A) I was only kidding. There was no offense intended so I apologize if some was caused.

B) I was trying to keep in line with the following.

Don't let facts get in the way of stereotypes.

13th July 2010, 01:32

It's a pretty brilliantly trollish way to die.

A.R.Amistad

13th July 2010, 01:45

this is not the first time this sort of thing has happened. And thats all I'm saying

Nothing Human Is Alien

13th July 2010, 02:22

I wish I had free dental care. :(

InuyashaKnight

13th July 2010, 03:09

Can you die from purely sexual activates?

Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk

13th July 2010, 03:14

Can you die from purely sexual activates?
No, but you can die from sexual activities plus heart conditions. And other conditions for that matter.

the last donut of the night

13th July 2010, 03:36

Am I the only one that thought it was pretty fucked up how they released her name and picture to the public?

same, i thought that was a dick move

13th July 2010, 07:43

same, i thought that was a dick move

I c wat u did thar.

Jazzratt

13th July 2010, 08:11

A) I was only kidding. There was no offense intended so I apologize if some was caused.

B) I was trying to keep in line with the following. To be honest it's pretty much only the dental hygeine one that gets to me. If you'd pointed out that british people were sexless charisma vacuums or something I'd be the first one to agree. Also I suppose part of the reply came from that same mentality that allows me to bemoan what a fucking crap place my town is but immediatly defend it as soon as someone in the next town over makes the same complaints.

praxis1966

13th July 2010, 14:46

To be honest it's pretty much only the dental hygeine one that gets to me. If you'd pointed out that british people were sexless charisma vacuums or something I'd be the first one to agree. Also I suppose part of the reply came from that same mentality that allows me to bemoan what a fucking crap place my town is but immediatly defend it as soon as someone in the next town over makes the same complaints.

Well, goddammit... Now I feel guilty. Despite all the pro-IRA posts I've made, I actually quite like the lot of the Brits. You have football to thank for that; the EPL is quite possibly the best cultural ambassador you have.