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the oppressive outragous mullahs in iran have ban the mullet and mutilate the hair of those who have them!
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/07/06/2010-07-06_iran_launches_crackdown_on_western_hairstyles_c ulture_ministry_bans_mullet_ponyt.html?page=all
this is a disgusting attack on personal freedom! join me in condemning those who condemn the mullet!
Blackscare
8th July 2010, 06:53
As an Anarchist, let me just say that I think I've found a reason to like the state.
Rusty Shackleford
8th July 2010, 07:05
As an Anarchist, let me just say that I think I've found a reason to like the state.
:thumbup1:
and people say iran isn't progressive
Sasha
8th July 2010, 11:49
http://epicurienne.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/mullet-on-the-beach.jpg
i say hang them...
Leonid Brozhnev
8th July 2010, 12:55
Mullets, sure... but long hair and pony tails too? As a person with long hair, I can happily say fuck those theocratic conservative shitbaskets.
Jazzhands
8th July 2010, 13:04
it's not just mullets. the long hair ruling is going too far. but yeah, people with mullets definitely need to be shot.
*waits for the mullet riots*
Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk
8th July 2010, 13:52
I wouldn't imagine this would cause that much outrage. Except for maybe a few die-hard Iranian mulleteers.
I wouldn't imagine this would cause that much outrage. Except for maybe a few die-hard Iranian mulleteers.
But that you have to agree the thought is compelling.
Il Medico
8th July 2010, 14:11
Except for maybe a few die-hard Iranian mulleteers.
http://www.everythingpittsburgh.net/blogs/media/blogs/a/mullet.jpg
They will never surrender!
Now now, a further oppression pushed upon the people of the iranian regime is hardly something to joke about.
Pirate Utopian
8th July 2010, 18:45
The Iranian resistance...
http://www.rtvnoord.nl/ftp/foto/groot/groot_091224-NewKids.jpg
A.R.Amistad
8th July 2010, 18:52
wait a minute...whenever I get my hair trimmed, I see this book of Mullets on the waiting couch called "The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods." Now, wouldn't a theocracy want a hairstyle that is closer to the divine?
Angry Young Man
8th July 2010, 19:19
I just can't wait until the mullet becomes a symbol of resistance! The Iranian embassy will be forever barraged by the Dukes of Hazard.
Sam_b
8th July 2010, 19:42
Good on Iran. Trim hair in occordance with socialist lifestyle!
JazzRemington
8th July 2010, 19:51
They're just getting mullets? What are they going to get next, Cinderella and White Snake?
Widerstand
8th July 2010, 19:56
It's all in good defense of the revolution.
what are those mullahs thinking?
http://www.true-faith.co.uk/tf/Matches.nsf/LookupUNID/B937B356A91B30DC802574E90064D4C6/$File/PaulCalfLarge.jpg
Ravachol
8th July 2010, 20:36
The mullet is definitely not in fashion. And if you live in Iran, it's also illegal.
Along with ponytails, elaborate spikes, and long hair, Iran has issued a list of approved Muslim hairstyles in effort to ban the country of "decadent Western cuts."
Wow.... just wow....
It's the decadent "party in the back" that gets them.
mosfeld
8th July 2010, 22:31
http://www.hearya.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/duran-duranweb.jpg
David Bowie isn't amused, either:
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt3uxtmtP91qar40no1_400.jpg
http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/bowie.jpg
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb307/pretty_circles/david%20bowie/ziggy%20stardust/tonguethen.jpg
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