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meow
8th July 2010, 06:45
the oppressive outragous mullahs in iran have ban the mullet and mutilate the hair of those who have them!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/07/06/2010-07-06_iran_launches_crackdown_on_western_hairstyles_c ulture_ministry_bans_mullet_ponyt.html?page=all

this is a disgusting attack on personal freedom! join me in condemning those who condemn the mullet!

Blackscare
8th July 2010, 06:53
As an Anarchist, let me just say that I think I've found a reason to like the state.

Rusty Shackleford
8th July 2010, 07:05
As an Anarchist, let me just say that I think I've found a reason to like the state.
:thumbup1:

bcbm
8th July 2010, 07:56
and people say iran isn't progressive

Sasha
8th July 2010, 11:49
http://epicurienne.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/mullet-on-the-beach.jpg

i say hang them...

Leonid Brozhnev
8th July 2010, 12:55
Mullets, sure... but long hair and pony tails too? As a person with long hair, I can happily say fuck those theocratic conservative shitbaskets.

Jazzhands
8th July 2010, 13:04
it's not just mullets. the long hair ruling is going too far. but yeah, people with mullets definitely need to be shot.

Crux
8th July 2010, 13:22
*waits for the mullet riots*

Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk
8th July 2010, 13:52
I wouldn't imagine this would cause that much outrage. Except for maybe a few die-hard Iranian mulleteers.

Crux
8th July 2010, 14:09
I wouldn't imagine this would cause that much outrage. Except for maybe a few die-hard Iranian mulleteers.
But that you have to agree the thought is compelling.

Il Medico
8th July 2010, 14:11
Except for maybe a few die-hard Iranian mulleteers.
http://www.everythingpittsburgh.net/blogs/media/blogs/a/mullet.jpg

They will never surrender!

Crux
8th July 2010, 14:16
Now now, a further oppression pushed upon the people of the iranian regime is hardly something to joke about.

Pirate Utopian
8th July 2010, 18:45
The Iranian resistance...
http://www.rtvnoord.nl/ftp/foto/groot/groot_091224-NewKids.jpg

A.R.Amistad
8th July 2010, 18:52
wait a minute...whenever I get my hair trimmed, I see this book of Mullets on the waiting couch called "The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods." Now, wouldn't a theocracy want a hairstyle that is closer to the divine?

Angry Young Man
8th July 2010, 19:19
I just can't wait until the mullet becomes a symbol of resistance! The Iranian embassy will be forever barraged by the Dukes of Hazard.

Sam_b
8th July 2010, 19:42
Good on Iran. Trim hair in occordance with socialist lifestyle!

JazzRemington
8th July 2010, 19:51
They're just getting mullets? What are they going to get next, Cinderella and White Snake?

Widerstand
8th July 2010, 19:56
It's all in good defense of the revolution.

BAM
8th July 2010, 20:00
what are those mullahs thinking?

http://www.true-faith.co.uk/tf/Matches.nsf/LookupUNID/B937B356A91B30DC802574E90064D4C6/$File/PaulCalfLarge.jpg

Ravachol
8th July 2010, 20:36
The mullet is definitely not in fashion. And if you live in Iran, it's also illegal.

Along with ponytails, elaborate spikes, and long hair, Iran has issued a list of approved Muslim hairstyles in effort to ban the country of "decadent Western cuts."


Wow.... just wow....

Crux
8th July 2010, 21:01
It's the decadent "party in the back" that gets them.

mosfeld
8th July 2010, 22:31
http://www.hearya.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/duran-duranweb.jpg

BAM
8th July 2010, 22:45
David Bowie isn't amused, either:
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt3uxtmtP91qar40no1_400.jpg

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/bowie.jpg

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb307/pretty_circles/david%20bowie/ziggy%20stardust/tonguethen.jpg