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AK
2nd July 2010, 08:44
http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/blog.aspx?blogentryid=666467&showcomments=true


Vote to send Justin Bieber to North Korea!



http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/img/blog/blog020710_bieber.jpg
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Justin Bieber is a man boy of the people, so he's decided to let his fans choose where he should go on his next world tour. As part of his 'My World Tour' tour, the teen pop sensation is allowing fans to vote for the countries that should be included on his itinerary.
But whoever set up the web poll obviously doesn't know that much about communist dictatorships and their attitude towards granting visas to Western pop stars, because they've included North Korea in the list of nominated countries.
Either there are a surprising number of Beliebers (with internet connections) in the People's Republic of Korea, or a hell of a lot of people think this is funny, because North Korea is currently sitting at number one with over 28,000 votes.
Wanna see the Beeb sent to North Korea? Click here to vote... (http://tweeter.faxo.com/Justin_Bieber_My_World_Tour)

Invincible Summer
2nd July 2010, 09:33
I think it'd be hilarious. It'd be such a mindfuck for him, especially since he doesn't even know what "German" is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkKqihEUmH4

AK
2nd July 2010, 09:34
^ :thumbup1:

Sasha
2nd July 2010, 13:05
i hope the dear leader eats him like those giant rabbits the english bloke sended

Adi Shankara
2nd July 2010, 13:27
enough people voting for North Korea already; therefore, I voted for Iran. :laugh:

personally, I think the way the list would be best, is if the top five consisted of 1.) North Korea 2.) Israel (It would be such epic trolling of the Arab world) 3.) Iran 4.) Sudan 5.) Palau (tiny little fuckwit island in the middle of nowhere ) lol

BeerShaman
2nd July 2010, 13:58
KILL JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!! I HOPE THEY KILL HIM ON KOREA!!!!!!!!!!
GRAAAAGH GRAAAGHAGHAGHAGHA!!!!!!!
HATERZ GUNNA HATE!!!!!!!!! LUXKA GLUXGKA!:mad::blink::mad:
GRAAAAAAHGH! MISANTRHOPIST!!!! (well, bieber is no human at all)!!!!:mad:

BeerShaman
2nd July 2010, 13:59
enough people voting for North Korea already; therefore, I voted for Iran. :laugh:

personally, I think the way the list would be best, is if the top five consisted of 1.) North Korea 2.) Israel (It would be such epic trolling of the Arab world) 3.) Iran 4.) Sudan 5.) Palau (tiny little fuckwit island in the middle of nowhere ) lol
LOL! Totally! Agreed!~!

RedAnarchist
2nd July 2010, 14:12
Why would you do that to North Korea, or indeed any country? Why would any country deserve that?

AK
2nd July 2010, 14:13
Let's send him to the Vatican :lol:

AK
2nd July 2010, 14:14
Why would you do that to North Korea, or indeed any country? Why would any country deserve that?
It's a cruel fate for the host country, but sometimes life just isn't fair :crying:

RedAnarchist
2nd July 2010, 14:16
Let's send him to the Vatican :lol:

How old is this kid anyway? No matter how terrible his "singing" is, no kid deserves to have to go there.

BeerShaman
2nd July 2010, 14:18
Let's send him to the Vatican :lol:
Hahahahha! Perfect!!! Perfect!!! LOLZ! Great trolling for the vatican!!!:lol::D

AK
2nd July 2010, 14:37
How old is this kid anyway? No matter how terrible his "singing" is, no kid deserves to have to go there.
He's 16.

I'm really not sure who's worse off if Justin Bieber has to go to the Vatican to perform there; Justin - who proceeds to get subjected to all sorts of religious bullshit - or the people of the Vatican - for having to put up with what frankly sounds like a three year old who can spit out more sophisticated words than others?

Chambered Word
2nd July 2010, 15:17
Send that dipshit to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. :cool: The North Koreans are having a tough time as it is without this on top of everything else.

mollymae
2nd July 2010, 21:02
why is it popular for males to constantly grab their crotch

The Fighting_Crusnik
2nd July 2010, 21:11
why is it popular for males to constantly grab their crotch

Because they/we have think that we have something worth showing off? :p

Invincible Summer
2nd July 2010, 21:14
Alpha Kappa and RedAnarchist's avatars are so similar that I thought one of them was just triple posting like mad. Or...


sockpuppet!!!!

AK
3rd July 2010, 00:57
^ I just realised that, too.

Sir Comradical
3rd July 2010, 01:52
Good idea, The Dear Leader may even teach him how to make some real music.

REVLEFT'S BIEGGST MATSER TROL
3rd July 2010, 02:56
Let's send him to the Vatican :lol:

I would worry for the safety of any 15 year old sent there.

AK
3rd July 2010, 03:03
He's 16 and he should be deprived of basic human rights.

Guerrilla22
3rd July 2010, 05:01
Hells no. His presence would be a slap in the face to the north korean people. They have actual art there that is far better than anything hollywood and the music industry have turned out.

Hiratsuka
3rd July 2010, 06:57
why is it popular for males to constantly grab their crotch

It itches.

Hiratsuka
3rd July 2010, 06:58
Hells no. His presence would be a slap in the face to the north korean people. They have actual art there that is far better than anything hollywood and the music industry have turned out.

Kim Jong Il disagrees.

AK
3rd July 2010, 07:40
It itches.
Wiser words have never been spoken.

Jazzratt
3rd July 2010, 08:10
Oh jesus christ no. What have the North Koreans done to deserve that?

AK
3rd July 2010, 08:13
Maybe Kim Jong Il could have a private concert?

Mumbles
3rd July 2010, 08:32
Maybe we should safety pin a note to his shirt that says:

"Don't worry if not returned in the same condition found in."

Tablo
3rd July 2010, 09:03
I'm amazed North Korea is winning the vote! xD

I hope NK wins just so he can be denied entry to a country and I can hear the news go crazy about it for a month.

Os Cangaceiros
3rd July 2010, 16:25
They have actual art there that is far better than anything hollywood and the music industry have turned out.

http://www.monsterlandtoys.com/video/Pulgasari.gif

Robocommie
3rd July 2010, 18:29
I told myself I wasn't going to post another Key of Awesome video but what the fuck. It's Chit Chat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_cGo0q7krk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHzN80iC59I

Bright Banana Beard
3rd July 2010, 19:47
Pulgasari is fucking awesome, I take it over the shitty American version.

Guerrilla22
4th July 2010, 02:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pftCCf0qTno

Guerrilla22
4th July 2010, 02:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78u6_Dyeqnc&feature=related

mosfeld
4th July 2010, 04:31
2.) Israel (It would be such epic trolling of the Arab world)

:confused:

Tyrlop
5th July 2010, 12:24
North Korea needs him. VOTE!! he must not got to Israel that would be a pity.

Chimurenga.
5th July 2010, 22:42
I want to watch old horror movies with Kim Jong Il.

Also, Justin Bieber should be sent to Somalia instead.

Invincible Summer
5th July 2010, 23:05
78u6_Dyeqnc

And people say that any outside cultural influence is strictly forbidden in the DPRK? Correct me if I'm wrong but this sounds very Western. Or maybe I'm just Eurocentric and music is music.

Blackscare
5th July 2010, 23:38
Hahahahha! Perfect!!! Perfect!!! LOLZ! Great trolling for the vatican!!!:lol::D


I was thinking more along the lines that they'd troll his butthole.



Or maybe I'm just Eurocentric and music is music. This. The song is an old traditional song from the northern areas of Korea (that is to say, not a creation from the era of the state "North Korea").

Os Cangaceiros
5th July 2010, 23:43
Pulgasari is fucking awesome, I take it over the shitty American version.

There's a shitty American version of Pulgasari?

I think the story of how Pulgasari was created is pretty funny.

Obs
6th July 2010, 01:54
http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/671/blog020710bieber.jpg

Am I the only one who noticed just how amazingly... little, it seems to be? :blushing:

Os Cangaceiros
6th July 2010, 01:59
Well, he is only five, or something.

Bilan
7th July 2010, 07:10
why is it popular for males to constantly grab their crotch

Readjustment.

Comrade Awesome
7th July 2010, 08:59
Am I the only one who noticed just how amazingly... little, it seems to be? :blushing:
What did you expect with a voice like that?

Invincible Summer
7th July 2010, 11:28
The funny thing is, he doesn't even seem to be grabbing it in a "I've got attitude!" way, but more like a "I hold my wee wee now" way

Il Medico
7th July 2010, 11:40
I am going to say the obvious, send him to Germany.