I may have figured out how to finally overthrow the bourgeoisie and global capitalism

[this is an invasion]

First of all, bare with me. This plan will take some time, but honestly, at this point so will all other plans/ideas.

I seriously think this may be the best way for a proletarian revolution to begin. I apologize in advance if this seems too vanguardist. I know in the past I have been extremely critical of vanguards, but what are you gonna do?


Here we go.

First, we will need to select a handful of elite workers. Preferably these people will come from a major first world nation, or India. Don't stop reading yet, this will all be explained.

As a a world wide community of proletarians, we will all pitch in to put this group into world renown bio-tech schools around the world. It would be far too suspicious if they all went to the same school. Plus, any flaws in the course work in one school can be cancelled out. In order for this stage to work, some of us will have to shell out a lot. Some of us may even have to suck some administrative and/or CEO dick. Figuratively of course.


Actually possibly literally too.

The vanguard will then proceed to take the world's best courses in medicine, bio-technology, and genetics. This is why we need first world people or people from India (everyone knows good ass doctors and shit come from like Japan and India). Perhaps we can have some sort of screening process beforehand to keep the Third-Worldists happy.


After all of them have graduated top of their class, they will no doubt come into contact with many members of the bourgeoisie looking to find the next generations brightest minds. The vanguard will then get jobs in various private companies and research groups where they will work their asses off and move their way up the ranks.

Here's the climax. The vanguard will begin the slow work of changing the genetics of every new born bourgeois scum bag so that they are deathly allergic to peanuts. I mean, so fucking allergic that the being in the same room as a single nut will have them swelling up like a goddamn pampered balloon.

I believe the rest to be obvious. The workers of the world will unite to get as many peanut products as close as possible to members of the bourgeoisie until every single last one of them has suffered severe cardiac arrest.


What are your thoughts on this, comrades?

[gorillafuck]

crazy stuff right there.

[DaComm]

That is definately outside the box! Peanut Warfare: A Higher Stage of Human Intellect

[Lenina Rosenweg]

One of the most interesting plans for revolution I've ever come across.
As far as Third World biotech-Cuba as one of the best, in terms of filling human needs, biotech sectors in the world. Korea has made some notable gains.

Capitalism has a fantastic ability to reproduce itself. A war of attrition won't work.You can't destroy capitalism on peanuts.

So the workers councils take out their peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, their jars of Jiff, Skippy, Reeses, etc., then we have socialism? I think we need a bit more than that. Interesting idea though.

[bcbm]

start cracking those champagne bottles open, i can almost taste victory.

[this is an invasion]

One of the most interesting plans for revolution I've ever come across.
As far as Third World biotech-Cuba as one of the best, in terms of filling human needs, biotech sectors in the world. Korea has made some notable gains.

Capitalism has a fantastic ability to reproduce itself. A war of attrition won't work.You can't destroy capitalism on peanuts.

So the workers councils take out their peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, their jars of Jiff, Skippy, Reeses, etc., then we have socialism? I think we need a bit more than that. Interesting idea though.

I think we can allow Cuba and the Koreas into the plan.

Of course, this is only the first step of the revolution. The peanut allergy epidemic among the ruling class won't destroy capital on it's own. But it will shake things up enough, I think, to allow the working class to get its peanut butter covered foot in the door (I have no idea why the working class would get peanut butter on its feet, but whatevs). Essentially, what we are trying to do is create a peanut-allergy-based insurrection that will ultimately lead to the downfall of capitalism.

[DaComm]

One of the most interesting plans for revolution I've ever come across.
As far as Third World biotech-Cuba as one of the best, in terms of filling human needs, biotech sectors in the world. Korea has made some notable gains.

Capitalism has a fantastic ability to reproduce itself. A war of attrition won't work.You can't destroy capitalism on peanuts.

So the workers councils take out their peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, their jars of Jiff, Skippy, Reeses, etc., then we have socialism? I think we need a bit more than that. Interesting idea though.

:laugh: You do have to admitt however, the integration of Vanguardism, Nuts, and Genetics creates quite an idea. I CONCUR, that it could work in smaller bourgeois-dominated regions where the ability to erect Socialism via opening a Jiff Jar is possible...Wake Island?

[this is an invasion]

That is definately outside the box! Peanut Warfare: A Higher Stage of Human Intellect

I see this as an advancement of Bob Avakian's New Synthesis.

I mean, Mao, as Marx's obvious successor (after lenin and stalin of course), was successful in revolutionizing the most populated country on earth.

Peanuts were definitely key in this. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut#Cultivation_in_China)

And, as the table clearly portrays, peanuts are grown on nearly every continent, which I think is a clear connection to proletarian internationalism that must start in one country (China, obvz).

[Broletariat]

I do believe the mods should instantly delete this thread and save a copy of this encrypted of course. We must not share our master plans!

[this is an invasion]

:laugh: You do have to admitt however, the integration of Vanguardism, Nuts, and Genetics creates quite an idea. I CONCUR, that it could work in smaller bourgeois-dominated regions where the ability to erect Socialism via opening a Jiff Jar is possible...Wake Island?

Sir, in order for this to effectively create the spark that we so desperately need, it must happen in either a large first world nation, or a first-world-of-the-third-world nation, such as China.

I mean, to suggest anything other would be to continue the subjugation of the international proletariat to capitalist domination.

[Adi Shankara]

"Proletariat Revolution comes not by by the gun, but by the genetically engineered Peanut allergy"

--Che Guevara, 1960-something, some prison camp in Bhutan

[DaComm]

Sir, in order for this to effectively create the spark that we so desperately need, it must happen in either a large first world nation, or a first-world-of-the-third-world nation, such as China.

I mean, to suggest anything other would be to continue the subjugation of the international proletariat to capitalist domination.

Such tactic I believe is unrealistic on a large scale, the reason I propose a small region is because of the cmopactness of the reason, thus making it easier to subject the Capitalists to peanut weapons. I believe the rest of the world however, (realistically speaking) must undoubtedly require much more that peanut epidemics. Marx said that the workers themselves must acheive their own emancipation, that it must not be the work of the peanut class, because it is not the class interest of the peanuts to provide for the workers, a more just society. Please do not think I'm serious about anything after the first 2 sentences.

[Lenina Rosenweg]

Who needs an AK47 when we have this?



http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3ihjK4ToWAE/Sv4IA0VUEXI/AAAAAAAAACM/mgyzq2-EKPY/s320/peanutbutter.jpg

[ContrarianLemming]

This could only work in conjuction with the forklift uprising theory.

so this is peanutism?

[Animal Farm Pig]

http://i45.tinypic.com/mlkqrc.jpg

[this is an invasion]

Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Bobism-Peanutism

[Adi Shankara]

Glorious Forkliftist Legume revolution?

[ContrarianLemming]

I sense a split in forkliftism...

[soyonstout]

'tf?

[Bright Banana Beard]

I smell another revleft meme.

[Sam_b]

I believe you shouldn't post this sort of shit in learning.





inb4 comebacks

[ContrarianLemming]

I believe you shouldn't post this sort of shit in learning.





inb4 comebacks

you're no fun..

[bcbm]

I believe you shouldn't post this sort of shit in learning.





inb4 comebacks

well what do you expect from an anarchist

[Sam_b]

you're no fun..

It's taken you ten months since you joined to work that out?

[this is an invasion]

well what do you expect from an anarchist

omfg sectarian

[DaComm]

omfg sectarian


Some political ideologies necessarily have sectarianism built into them.

[Veg_Athei_Socialist]

"Proletariat Revolution comes not by by the gun, but by the genetically engineered Peanut allergy"

--Che Guevara, 1960-something, some prison camp in Bhutan
:laugh:

[ContrarianLemming]

It's taken you ten months since you joined to work that out?

we've spoken twice, so, yes

[Across The Street]

If possible peanut oil bombs should be concocted and comrades hanging off the back of forklifts could provide protection from the rear.

[Ravachol]

This whole plan is sexist in nature. Peanuts, resembling the male scrotum embody dominant masculinity and the Jungian archetype of the rebellious young man in his prime thus making insurrection an exclusively male adventure. The pan-phallic symbolism connected to the peanut betrays a desire for assertion of masculinity-through-rebellion, an obvious oedipus complex where the young man (Ie. the peanut insurrectionary) challenges the father figure (Ie. Capital and the state) for the unconditional love of the mother (Ie. the wealth-creating,caring working class). Thus, this entire theory is far from revolutionary, in fact it's a reactionary assertion of maleness-as-such reproducing sexist notions!

[Rjevan]

This plan is so ground-breaking that it would be a shame to let it rot in Learning where only a few users seriously pay attention. Sam is right, it deserves to be in a better, more appropriate place: Chit Chat!
Therefore, moved.

[Hit The North]

Never mind.

[Il Medico]

A specter is haunting Europe, the specter of Peanut insurrection! - Karl George Washington Carver Marx.

[Chambered Word]

http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/1570/original/so_much_win.png?1240906921

[JacobVardy]

Peanut based ethanol fueled forklifts FTW!

[Tyrlop]

uhhhhm I find this types of suggestions somewhat disturbing or at least this plan hasn't really been thought through, what about all the allergic comrades who are standing in our ranks in the struggle against capitalism?
How would we be able to gen-manipulate already existing bourgeois rulers??

[Bilan]

start cracking those champagne bottles open, i can almost taste victory.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I LOVE YOU!
yeah

[the last donut of the night]

http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/peanuts.jpg

+

http://forkliftpartsreview.com/Forklift%20Parts/Quality%20Used%20Forklift%20Parts_files/forklift2.jpg


=


http://fratres.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/socialism1.jpg


?

[Foldered]

I don't need your peanuts; I've got forklifts.

[Jazzratt]

Why do revleft "memes" have to all be so incredibly shit? (Exception, the power of Mao Tse-Tung thought)

[the last donut of the night]

Why do revleft "memes" have to all be so incredibly shit? (Exception, the power of Mao Tse-Tung thought)

i've never seen that one

[the last donut of the night]

I don't need your peanuts; I've got forklifts.

forkliftism is a hopeless and idealistic ultra-left method unless rigorously combined and taken to the level of peanutism

[the last donut of the night]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/group.php?groupid=518

[Lenina Rosenweg]

Peanuts Didn't know Charlie Brown is a Trot
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/112/291003355_5dc72df46f.jpg

http://suburra.com/blog/2008/02/13/deadly-nuts-if-peanuts-were-portrayed-like-e/

http://www.suburra.com/images%20-%20PD%20blog/Peanuts%20WEB%20707.jpg

[Blackscare]

I for one am in full support of a protracted peanuts war.



uhhhhm I find this types of suggestions somewhat disturbing or at least this plan hasn't really been thought through, what about all the allergic comrades who are standing in our ranks in the struggle against capitalism?
How would we be able to gen-manipulate already existing bourgeois rulers??

http://forum.i3d.net/attachments/counter-strike-1-6/943168019d1240763972-sourcebans-facepalm21.jpg

[Chimurenga.]

Long Live The Great Peanutarian Cultural Revolution!

[AK]

No war but the peanut war!
http://www.orlandoweekly.com/blog/images/mrpeanut.jpg

[this is an invasion]

Why do revleft "memes" have to all be so incredibly shit? (Exception, the power of Mao Tse-Tung thought)

Because it's revleft.

[Robocommie]

Why do revleft "memes" have to all be so incredibly shit? (Exception, the power of Mao Tse-Tung thought)

y helo thar, i see u are a right-wing humor deviationist

http://www.gotoofareast.com/toblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/red_guard.jpg

please consult your little red jokebook

[AK]

please consult your little red jokebook
Maoism is a joke... I knew it.

[gorillafuck]

Peanuts Didn't know Charlie Brown is a Trot
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/112/291003355_5dc72df46f.jpg
I think that's Pig Pen, not Charlie Brown

[Robocommie]

Maoism is a joke... I knew it.

totally saw that one coming a mile away bro. :D

[Qayin]

lol'd hard