What revleft user would make the most dangerous ruler?

[AK]

I'm going to go with Yet Humanity Lives On or pranabjyoti at this moment.

[Nolan]

Alpha Fappa

[Lyev]

Faptain Pooba

[danyboy27]

red cat

[Sam_b]

Psy because he has no concept of actual reality.

[Nolan]

Exfapiate number two.

[Pirate Utopian]

Malte. Would supply Israel with all sorts of weapons.

[Nolan]

RED CAT for president!

[AK]

Exfapiate number two.
What? Can't come up with one for Lyev? Do it properly or don't do it at all.

[Sam_b]

Malte. Would supply Israel with all sorts of server space and Che keyrings

Fixed.

[Lyev]

Exfapiate number two.Good try comrade, but that doesn't quite work. I guess it's just testament to the fact that Stalinists are rubbish at everything, especially when it comes to making funny names, and they can't build socialism either.

[Nolan]

Good try comrade, but that doesn't quite work. I guess it's just testament to the fact that Stalinists are rubbish at everything, especially when it comes to making funny names, and they can't build socialism either.

Hey, we succeed at eating children and vodka. That has to count for something.

[Nolan]

What? Can't some up with one for Lyev? Do it properly or don't do it at all.

I can't really be arsed (I'm feeling british today)

Oh and congrats on being revlefts number one wanker.

[Sam_b]

What about thinking Belarus is a 'ghost of the USSR'?

[Lyev]

What about thinking Belarus is a 'ghost of the USSR'?Well you didn't find chimp-frog rape amusing so you're a wanker too.

[Nolan]

What about thinking Belarus is a 'ghost of the USSR'?

What about it, sammy? Still think I said Belarus was socialist?

[Sam_b]

so you're a wanker too.

duh

[Sam_b]

Still think I said Belarus was socialist?

but THE COMMUNISTS HAVE THE MOST SEATS!


by the way, the current flag:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/85/Flag_of_Belarus.svg/800px-Flag_of_Belarus.svg.png

[Sam_b]

I'm not sure, but I believe the coat of arms really takes you back.

[danyboy27]

i would make a dangerous leader too, but surely less efficient.

[AK]

Oh and congrats on being revlefts number one wanker.
I thought that honour was bestowed upon you.

[Nolan]

but THE COMMUNISTS HAVE THE MOST SEATS!

I KNOW RITE???


by the way, the current flag:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/85/Flag_of_Belarus.svg/800px-Flag_of_Belarus.svg.png

And the flag in the Soviet era:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Flag_of_Byelorussian_SSR.svg

It hasn't changed much compared to everyone else. T'was the point.

[Sam_b]

Didn't say it in that thread though eh champ

[Nolan]

I thought that honour was bestowed upon you.

Nay brother, thou hast earned the honour.

[AK]

Nah, you can have it, really. I'm feeling generous today.

[Nolan]

Nah, you can have it, really. I'm feeling generous today.

But I am not worthy!

[AK]

I think you're probably the most worthy wanker on this board :)

[Nolan]

I think you're probably the most worthy wanker on this board :)

I know u r but wut am i

[AK]

A douche.
It applies to us both, see.

[Lyev]

Let's solve this: you're both wankers. And on that note, I'm away to bed, good night comrades.

[Nolan]

Looks like lyevs going to have a wank. bye bye

[Sean]

Holden, he has such a personality cult around him it would go Juche before long.

[Os Cangaceiros]

Holden, he has such a personality cult around him it would go Juche before long.

...with BobKindless as the chief architect of state ideology.

[Il Medico]

Honestly I wouldn't trust half of this board with a pop sickle stand yet alone a government.

[GracchusBabeuf]

GracchusFapeuf. I will not allow all my reading Stalinist literature which explains in detail how to take over the world and become a ruthless dictator go to waste.:thumbup1::thumbup1::thumbup1:

[Pretty Flaco]

I would be the most dangerous ruler... the most dangerous to the capitalist system!:redstar2000:

[Fullmetal Anarchist]

Fuck having rulers. In honestly I'd probably shoot you after you've taken power and you know what the best bit is? I'd do it with one of these from a couple of miles away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSK1jwu_NoU

Tis awesome.

[Subcomandante Marcos.]

he says in the video, if your the bad guy its over.

or if your a mother child father of afghanistan behind that wall, thgen its over, as is so often the case.

[ContrarianLemming]

vegan marxist
red fascist

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Hey, I reckon I would be pretty fucking awful.

[Wanted Man]

I'm not sure, but I believe the coat of arms really takes you back.

:lol: This may well be the new "Third Reich started with one man."

[Fullmetal Anarchist]

Hey, I reckon I would be pretty fucking awful.

I don't disagree your place is a dictatorship...

I can't help it if I'm clumsy.

[Jazzratt]

I don't disagree your place is a dictatorship...

I can't help it if I'm clumsy.

Ah yes, I remember this sort of thing. Yeah NoXion would be a terrible leader, he's an autocratic motherfucker. No concept of worker's democracy or consensus decision making.

[Uppercut]

Ismail might be pretty rough. He's Hoxhaist, but it wouldn't surprise me if he starting locking up Maoists for being "revisionist".

[Q]

Q

[Martin Blank]

Me, because I have artillery and know how to use it.

[Raúl Duke]

Honestly I wouldn't trust half of this board with a pop sickle stand yet alone a government.

This

There are even a few who would have me sent to a re-education camp over smoking some reefer.

[Pirate Utopian]

This

There are even a few who would have me sent to a re-education camp over smoking some reefer.
Well, you are putting the left in disrepute.

[Os Cangaceiros]

So does Weezy.

Looks like you're going to the camps right along with us.

[Imposter Marxist]

Sam_B is the most dangerous. He'd kill anyone who attempts to joke.

[∞]

Brother No.1

[AK]

^ Changed my mind and seconded Blasphemy's post.

[Chambered Word]

Brother No.1

+1

[Adi Shankara]

Basically, anyone who calls someone "reactionary", or gives negrep for having an opinion contrary to one's one.

I can think of a number of users like that. it gets old.

But if I have to choose one user, it'd be "Monkey Riding Dragon", because she belongs to the Avakian cult, and once defended Pol Pot as "an efficient, effective ruler who was framed by the west"...that was chilling.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Basically, anyone who calls someone "reactionary", or gives negrep for having an opinion contrary to one's one.

I can think of a number of users like that. it gets old.

I think you are confusing criticism with suppression.

[Blackscare]

Me, because some days I'm all for the cause of the masses, and others I'm a total misanthrope.

I'd nuke the Falkland islands just so neither side got em. Then I'd build a Denny's on the irradiated crater. Waffles taste best when served at 2 am by a single mother of two who now has cancer because you made her work at the crater denny's.

[Sam_b]

"I make the Gand Slams, but still they never come..."

[∞]

Guys it's not fun if you say it's yourself....

[Die Rote Fahne]

I'd be a glorious leader. Amirite?

[∞]

sigh

[Spawn of Stalin]

Me and bailey would be a recipe for disaster. But I'd probably say the most dangerous would be Jacob Richter, Jacob would simply bore the proletariat to death with endless speeches about German social democracy, Karl Kautsky, or some other theoretical stuff, it would be interesting to see though, JR would probably actually get my vote.

[Spawn of Stalin]

Actually scratch that I'd easily be more dangerous

[Lyev]

Actually scratch that I'd easily be more dangerouswell you are Stalin...

[Sir Comradical]

Anyone in the restricted section.

[AK]

Anyone in the restricted section.
There are plenty of users who should be in there, but aren't.

[Sir Comradical]

There are plenty of users who should be in there, but aren't.

You mean the people who disagree with you?

[AK]

You mean the people who disagree with you?
No, I mean the bat-shit insane nutjobs (those who aren't me) like pranabjyoti and Brother No. 1 - they both have this weird obsession with "PURGES ARE AN ESSENTIAL PART OF BUILDING THE DICTATORSHIP OF THE PROLETARIAT. HURR DURR".

[Rusty Shackleford]

No, I mean the bat-shit insane nutjobs (those who aren't me) like pranabjyoti and Brother No. 1 - they both have this weird obsession with "PURGES ARE AN ESSENTIAL PART OF BUILDING THE DICTATORSHIP OF THE PROLETARIAT. HURR DURR".


well, you wouldnt want your revolution to be betrayed by a bunch of turncoats would you? *cough* china and soviet union *cough*

[AK]

well, you wouldnt want your revolution to be betrayed by a bunch of turncoats would you? *cough* china and soviet union *cough*
It might have something to do with the notion that corruption and/or greed is almost a certainty in a system where the most power is granted to those at the top.

[Rusty Shackleford]

It might have something to do with the notion that corruption and/or greed is almost a certainty in a system where the most power is granted to those at the top.

thats why you give everyone guns! so they can all purge eachother.

[AK]

Mutual purging: Everybody wins :thumbup:

[Chambered Word]

well, you wouldnt want your revolution to be betrayed by a bunch of turncoats would you? *cough* china and soviet union *cough*

No we certainly wouldn't, that's what worker's democracy is for, comrade. :)

[Rusty Shackleford]

No we certainly wouldn't, that's what worker's democracy is for, comrade. :)

i agree. but, there needs to be some sort of constitution to guide it. it could keep people like gorbachev or wen jibao from coming to power.

and one that doesnt fail LIKE the chinese or soviet ones

[AK]

i agree. but, there needs to be some sort of constitution to guide it. it could keep people like gorbachev or wen jibao from coming to power.

and one that doesnt fail LIKE the chinese or soviet ones
Our principles keep anyone from coming into power...
An anarchist system is not designed to accommodate individuals with the power and authority to rule over others. The common argument of "but anarchism would let capitalists to take control" is bullshit. A centralised government would be much more susceptible to subjugation by capitalists, etc. because the "capitalist roader" in question - along with their accomplices - need only gain control of the topmost level of hierarchy to impose their will on everyone below. An anarchist system would only fall to such a low if the system itself were completely destroyed and replaced with a hierarchical one - not fitting in with the strawman of an anarchist system's weak resistance to infiltration and sabotage by those already inside the system. The only way that internal sabotage could lead to the downfall of an anarchist system is if the vast majority of those living in an anarchist society suddenly became overcome with capitalist principles - highly unlikely.

[Rusty Shackleford]

im just going to end this now and say i dont want to argue. its tiresome and i only struck up the argument in a half assed attempt at trolling. i spent my whole day on cracked.com :blushing:


anyways. worst/dangerous ruler?

Anyone remember Uncle Ho? the guy who could turn any thread into one about killing capitalists, reactionaries and all that?

[this is an invasion]

Psy, cause he gets a boner for militarism.

[Dimentio]

Give the most cuddly and cute user here absolute power, and that user will be shown to be the devil himself incarnated in human form. :laugh:

[9]

But I'd probably say the most dangerous would be Jacob Richter, Jacob would simply bore the proletariat to death

^

[Bilan]

Me.
The national anthem would be "Moon river", and everyone would have to wear peacoats.
Non compliance would result in concentration camps, wherein everyone would have to watch Breakfast at Tiffany's and read Wilde's poetry.

lame.

[Sam_b]

You're right. That would suck.

[9]

indeed. And Breakfast at Tiffany's is shit.

[Robocommie]

I think bcbm would be the most dangerous. He'd become a rightist and usurp the revolution for bureaucratic rule simply for the "irony", that damn hipster.

[BeerShaman]

Die Neue Zeit
He's an unrepentant marxist! :-P:D

[BeerShaman]

Mutual purging: Everybody wins :thumbup:
Ahahhahah! You 're real fun!:lol:

[∞]

There are plenty of users who should be in there, but aren't.

And theres also people who shouldn't be there....like mutualists. They consider themselves "revolutionary left" so let's hear their point of view. Honestly if Stalinists can be here so should they. Especially since Proudhon had a pretty big influence to Bakunin.

[Os Cangaceiros]

I wish that Kevin Carson would post on this site. Some of his polemics are second to none, especially against Lew Rockwell and the rest of the clowns at the Ludwig Von Mises Institute.

[#FF0000]

No, I mean the bat-shit insane nutjobs (those who aren't me) like pranabjyoti and Brother No. 1 - they both have this weird obsession with "PURGES ARE AN ESSENTIAL PART OF BUILDING THE DICTATORSHIP OF THE PROLETARIAT. HURR DURR".

His politics are more developed and more thought out than yours though.

[Muzk]

Tyrlop

[Tablo]

Uncle Ho, whatever happened to him?

[Lyev]

TyrlopI agree, because he's a great troll.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Uncle Ho, whatever happened to him?
banned for the reason of the thread that got subcommandante marcos banned yesterday. violence fetishism.

[Muzk]

I agree, because he's a great troll.


Revolution! says:
*tyrlop
*hllo
tyrlop says:
*fuck u
*hard weekend hard party
*3 different girls
Revolution! says:
*if youre the dictator of the world would you appoint me minister of propaganda?
tyrlop says:
*nope, you're too stupid for that
Revolution! says:
*why
*thats not nice
tyrlop says:
*you would be minister of agriculture
Revolution! says:
*thats good enough
tyrlop says:
*and we would be sure there would be famine

[Tyrlop]

i'm not a troll

[AK]

^ That's so funny it's going in my sig.

[Chambered Word]

i'm not a troll

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://image55.webshots.com/155/2/71/38/423027138PMmlnf_ph.jpg

[∞]

Tyrlop is just adorable;)

[Saorsa]

This thread lacks sufficient mention of me.

[Jimmie Higgins]

Comrade Alastair because of his secret police made up of glock-wielding pandas.

[∞]

This thread lacks sufficient mention of me.

Please don't attention-whore this thread..

[bcbm]

I think bcbm would be the most dangerous. He'd become a rightist and usurp the revolution for bureaucratic rule simply for the "irony", that damn hipster.

:thumbup1:

[Saorsa]

Please don't attention-whore this thread..

No need to be jealous.

[DaComm]

Captain Cuba because he's a hipster dufus that would kill many innocent people via firecrackers. Or anyone that says that phrase "hurr durr" for that matter.