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black magick hustla
27th June 2010, 01:18
ok, yesterday i saw some attractive white young woman walking her dog with his white stud man. some brown kid tried to feed her dog pizza and then the girl went insane and told the kid suck my dick and all sorts of things. the kid defended himself with his own verbal weaponry. a ton of brown people were watching. then she sent her white stud to intimidate (random college bro with american eagle polo #1231242). then the crowd dispersed. however the white woman was so mad she followed the brown people only to call the cops on them and accuse them of threatening or whatever. some kids got arrested.

my friend was telling me about how she is "concerned white woman", and that "concerned white woman" will turn brown and black people into john coffeys. concerned white woman gets mad and scared about the pettiest shit, especially when there are colored people around. concerned white woman, especially if she is attractive, is more credible to the cops that mud people.

have you met concerned white woman?

Jimmie Higgins
27th June 2010, 01:23
WTF? "mud people"? Did someone hack into your account or something?

Sam_b
27th June 2010, 01:25
He's either being sarcastic, or he's joined Platypus.

9
27th June 2010, 01:34
I am concerned white woman. I tell all mud people to suck my dick.

black magick hustla
27th June 2010, 01:47
actually ive met concerned white woman before too. i was once standing in front of a college building smoking and then i started walking towards the building and concerned white woman turned around and asked me what did i want. i said i was just going to the building. so i started walking there anyway and then concerned white woman suddenly picked up velocity and ran away really scared. so now because i smoke i am a rapist/mugger

CountryKid
27th June 2010, 01:48
What the hell?

:confused:

9
27th June 2010, 01:50
actually ive met concerned white woman before too. i was once standing in front of a college building smoking and then i started walking towards the building and concerned white woman turned around and asked me what did i want. i said i was just going to the building. so i started walking there anyway and then concerned white woman suddenly picked up velocity and ran away really scared. so now because i smoke i am a rapist/mugger

lol

black magick hustla
27th June 2010, 01:53
let us here all your concerned white women stories. concerned white women here are the worst because half of them come from the suburbs around detroit and that makes white people very concerned.

CountryKid
27th June 2010, 01:54
Was approached by a concerned white woman who thought I was sexing up her daughter.

I told her she was wrong.

leftace53
27th June 2010, 02:13
I am mud person, and have met concerned white woman. Well concerned black cop actually.

the last donut of the night
27th June 2010, 02:22
i am mud person, and yes, i've met plenty of concerned white women

Subcomandante Marcos.
27th June 2010, 02:36
im a concerned white woman and i fuck mud people:)

Il Medico
27th June 2010, 03:01
I live in the south. half the population is concerned white woman.

#FF0000
27th June 2010, 03:10
There was this girl I knew who took a physics class at Penn State and had a professor who she assumed to be Arab. She said she was nervous cause his degree was in like nuclear physics.

"he looked sort of arabic and just knew way too much about that kind of thing you know?"

9
27th June 2010, 03:17
i'm a really unskilled troll.


me too

clearly.

CountryKid
27th June 2010, 03:29
You would be mistaken.

My friends mother, whom is white though I was having sex with her daughter when we were younger. I used to stay the night at her house on the trampoline out back.

She was a concerned white woman.

If being honest is trolling, then that's bullshit.

Robocommie
27th June 2010, 04:30
Concerned white woman has a tendency to get lost/kidnapped every so often, causing the media to drop everything for the sake of trying to FIND concerned white woman, ignoring the stories of the two dozen black and brown kids who got killed that week which they wouldn't have reported on anyway.

Concerned white woman isn't just concerned. She's also concernING.

One time, concerned white woman told her son, a friend of mine, that he wasn't allowed to hang out with me anymore because my neighbor had switched her outside light bulb with a red one. Concerned white woman was certain it was a brothel.

Raúl Duke
27th June 2010, 04:48
I'm oblivious to concerned white women or must have never had a concerned white woman problem.

Also


I live in the south. half the population is concerned white woman. This is probably true.

Although...


ok, yesterday i saw some attractive white young woman walking her dog with his white stud man. some brown kid tried to feed her dog pizza and then the girl went insane and told the kid suck my dick and all sorts of things. the kid defended himself with his own verbal weaponry. a ton of brown people were watching. then she sent her white stud to intimidate (random college bro with american eagle polo #1231242). then the crowd dispersed. however the white woman was so mad she followed the brown people only to call the cops on them and accuse them of threatening or whatever. some kids got arrested.

This seems like a reasonably possible scenario to occur in SWFL.

Although, she really flipped out over some really inane shit (I mean, the kids intentions are obviously good). In PR, we don't have this kind of "concerned white woman."

MarxSchmarx
27th June 2010, 05:57
Concerned white woman refuses to visit my family, because she is worried her organs will be harvested on the trip to where my parents live and she will be disappeared. Funny thing is my folks still have dinner with this person every couple of months when they are in the neighborhood.

leftace53
27th June 2010, 06:06
One time, concerned white woman told her son, a friend of mine, that he wasn't allowed to hang out with me anymore because my neighbor had switched her outside light bulb with a red one. Concerned white woman was certain it was a brothel.

Oh dear, all the night lights in my house have red bulbs. This, combined with my mud person status means that I must have a harem!

Hiratsuka
27th June 2010, 06:09
Why was said brown kid trying to feed said concerned white woman's dog pizza? Was there anchovies?

Tyrlop
27th June 2010, 14:53
cornecerd white woman?? i've only met concerd small-bourgoise men, talking about corncering stuff, but there is good reason to be concerned.

Stand Your Ground
27th June 2010, 15:08
im a concerned white woman and i fuck mud people:)
LOLZ :laugh:

WTF is up with this thread?

Foldered
27th June 2010, 17:42
i am 12 and what is concerned white woman.


in all honesty, you shouldn't feed a dog pizze; onions are really bad for them. but either way, dogs do love pizza.

Tyrlop
27th June 2010, 19:31
i am 12 and what is concerned white woman.


in all honesty, you shouldn't feed a dog pizze; onions are really bad for them. but either way, dogs do love pizza.
there are no onions in the pizza i know

CountryKid
27th June 2010, 20:05
Is this a joke thread?

Wtf?

Il Medico
27th June 2010, 20:16
Is this a joke thread?

Wtf?
Concerned white woman is that person who gets very scared around "Mud people" (Non whites) and reacts with extreme distress to the smallest thing. (Like giving her dog pizza, or me and one my non white friends standing behind them in line to gt money out of an atm.)

CountryKid
27th June 2010, 20:20
Concerned white woman is that person who gets very scared around "Mud people" (Non whites) and reacts with extreme distress to the smallest thing. (Like giving her dog pizza, or me and one my non white friends standing behind them in line to gt money out of an atm.)


Oh. I thought it was just a regular white lady getting upset.

My story was true damnit.

Revy
27th June 2010, 22:36
Holy shit, they're organized (http://www.cwfa.org/articles/18226/CWA/misc/index.htm).

Foldered
27th June 2010, 22:45
agenda #1: stop non-white people from feeding pizza to member no. 1221321321's dog.
agenda #2: get white people to feed pizza to member no. 1221321321's dog.

Jimmie Higgins
27th June 2010, 22:46
There are a lot of concerned white men and women in North Oakland and the hills area. They are concerned that those of us in the flat areas will one day wake up and realize how absurd the levels of income inequality are in the US and we will have to "audit" their material goods to adjust this inequality. I'm not sure if that is a reasonable or unreasonable concern at this point.:D

But seriously, the rich white areas in Oakland are organizing and threatening to leave the city if the city lays off the 80 police it has said it will have to let go due to budget debts. So why didn't these same people feel concerned when hundreds of Oakland teachers were faced with lay-offs? When Waste Management Inc. locked-out unionized waste-workers? When the subway (BART) and buses raised their fairs, sometimes 200%, because of budget cuts? Hmmm.

leftace53
27th June 2010, 22:51
Holy shit, they're organized (http://www.cwfa.org/articles/18226/CWA/misc/index.htm).

W...T...F... :crying:

ChrisK
27th June 2010, 22:54
Fuck concerned white women. It will be doing the world a great service.

9
27th June 2010, 23:02
Holy shit, they're organized (http://www.cwfa.org/articles/18226/CWA/misc/index.htm).

quite (http://www.hadassah.org/site/pp.aspx?c=keJNIWOvElH&b=5571065).

To be fair, revleft is not the greatest place for *genuine* sympathy about "concerned white woman", considering most revlefters are her teenage children.

Robocommie
27th June 2010, 23:12
But seriously, the rich white areas in Oakland are organizing and threatening to leave the city if the city lays off the 80 police it has said it will have to let go due to budget debts. So why didn't these same people feel concerned when hundreds of Oakland teachers were faced with lay-offs? When Waste Management Inc. locked-out unionized waste-workers? When the subway (BART) and buses raised their fairs, sometimes 200%, because of budget cuts? Hmmm.

Is it possible that they were roused to action by the death of Oscar Grant? :confused::confused::confused:

Robocommie
27th June 2010, 23:14
quite (http://www.hadassah.org/site/pp.aspx?c=keJNIWOvElH&b=5571065).

To be fair, revleft is not the greatest place for *genuine* sympathy about "concerned white woman", considering most revlefters are her teenage children.

:lol:

My mom is laidback white woman. She's the bomb.

9
27th June 2010, 23:15
fwiw, though, the stereotype is not something that applies only to rich people at all. When I was growing up, I remember sitting at stop lights etc. with my mother (who is a worker)* and every time a black person would walk past the car, she'd lock all the car doors. I used to make facetious comments whenever she'd do it and she'd get embarrassed and eventually she stopped doing it (at least when I was with her), but I think it is disingenuous to present these prejudices as something which exclusively effect the rich.

*Add to that, also, that she was not consciously racist at all; she raised me with all the liberal universalist ideas of social equality etc. Some prejudices, though, are very subconscious and very deeply ingrained.

Jimmie Higgins
27th June 2010, 23:43
Patton Oswalt has a comedy bit about how how as a kid, the mom of one of his friends was a "concerned white woman". She told them about how cell-phones were being developed and that one day Patton and his friend would probably have them. But she warned them not to call anyone if they were in a "minority" neighborhood because people in that area would probably kill them for the cell phone. The irony, says Patton is than now whenever he is in a low-income area, he never can get reception anyway!

A conspiracy of concerned white people and the phone company!

leftace53
28th June 2010, 02:00
To be fair, revleft is not the greatest place for *genuine* sympathy about "concerned white woman", considering most revlefters are her teenage children.

My mother is concerned mud person. :blink:

black magick hustla
28th June 2010, 02:03
i hate concerned college white women so much. they also cry a lot. liberal racism is the worst. actually i met a concerned white woman last night. we where talking and she said she liked a lot mexicans and she thought they were cute. but she said they were bad for her. and then i asked why. and she said that all the mexicans she hung out with had mistreated her man i made such a huge deal about it when i was there. otherwise she was nice and she was really really really really attractive and she gave me her phone number so i am willing to pardon this.

black magick hustla
28th June 2010, 02:09
jesus she was so attractive. that was one of the few times i was glad to be brown in america

9
28th June 2010, 02:27
i hate concerned college white women so much..

Yes, I think I'd take 'concerned white smack-fiending technical school dropout' over 'concerned white university kid' any day.

9
28th June 2010, 02:31
that might be a lie, idk.

Robocommie
28th June 2010, 02:59
that might be a lie, idk.

Suspects you are white university kid. :lol:

9
28th June 2010, 04:29
Suspects you are white university kid. :lol:

I wish.

9
28th June 2010, 04:34
I am a white high school graduate. maybe that counts for something.

black magick hustla
28th June 2010, 04:34
if you already have an okish job its not worth it unless you study engineering or something along those lines. i know tons of lbieral arts students with shit jobs.