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Invincible Summer
17th June 2010, 04:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM0FfKTHvxA

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100616/ap_on_re_as/as_pakistan_bin_laden_hunter


Gary Brooks Faulkner said God revealed the order in one of his dreams, prompting him to travel to Pakistan in search of al-Qaida's leader

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"We initially laughed when he told us that he wanted to kill Osama bin Laden," Khan said. But when officers found weapons, including a 40-inch sword and a pistol as well as night-vision equipment, "our suspicion grew."

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Gary Faulkner retained vivid memories of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks and was serious but rational about his search, his brother Scott said. When Scott Faulkner dropped his brother off at Denver's airport May 30, the two discussed the possibility Faulkner would not return alive.

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Khan said when Faulkner was asked why he thought he could trace bin Laden, he replied, "God is with me, and I am confident I will be successful in killing him." Bizarre. I think someone has watched too many Hollywood vigilante warrior movies.

The Ben G
17th June 2010, 04:23
wow. American idiocy at its finest.

Crusade
17th June 2010, 04:30
wow. American idiocy at its finest.

Chill, I did my best. Had it not been for those meddlin' kids I would have probably got that incredibly dangerous sock puppet.

Chimurenga.
17th June 2010, 05:52
I lol'd.

Sasha
17th June 2010, 11:18
Bizarre. I think someone has watched too many Hollywood vigilante warrior movies.

his brother commented that "although, like for so many americans, Rambo is my brother's greatest hero he is an perefctly sane, healthy christian"

who goes to pakistan with an sword to hunt for bin laden....

Il Medico
17th June 2010, 12:21
his brother commented that "although, like for so many americans, Rambo is my brother's greatest hero he is an perefctly sane, healthy christian"

who goes to pakistan with an sword to hunt for bin laden....
"Sane" doesn't carry the same weight here in the states, especially among the more "fervent" Christian/nationalist groups.

Pirate Utopian
17th June 2010, 12:28
To be honest, if he pulled it off he would have been kinda cool.

Agnapostate
17th June 2010, 12:31
He wouldn't have. A man with a sword and a pistol is not getting anywhere near Osama bin Laden.

Dimentio
17th June 2010, 12:31
To be honest, if he pulled it off he would have been kinda cool.

This.

Tyrlop
17th June 2010, 12:47
I respect him he is a true patriot, and very sane. :)

Pirate Utopian
17th June 2010, 13:37
He wouldn't have. A man with a sword and a pistol is not getting anywhere near Osama bin Laden.
Which would make it so much cooler if he did.

gorillafuck
17th June 2010, 13:50
I love how he expected to kill him with a sword

Martin Blank
17th June 2010, 17:39
Why am I reminded of the opening scene of The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad?

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Imposter Marxist
17th June 2010, 21:06
Why am I reminded of the opening scene of The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad?

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:laugh: Gorbachev getting his ass beat is -always- funny.

The Guy
17th June 2010, 22:11
This man actually posted this on the popular image board 4chan before he did it, or tried. You can imagine that he received a lot of praise.

Invincible Summer
17th June 2010, 22:38
Why am I reminded of the opening scene of The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad?

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2:08 has a terrible seoi-nage