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Tyrlop
11th June 2010, 12:47
Today we are going to make bacon roulade with cheese.
first we weave the bacon with about 5 x 5 bacons, it has to be canadian bacon, nice and fat.
then we put it into the oven for about 15 minuts with 400 fahrenheit and after that we remove it from the oven and put it on the forehead to keep it warm. while it is stil warm we add the last and most imporant ingredience, cheese. here comes the most difficult part: advantage the cheese around the bacon and make it melt, then roll it like a pancake and then its ready to serve!

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/9815/1231430929186tz1.jpg
Il Medico
11th June 2010, 12:53
I am fairly sure anyone who eats that will immediately have a massive heart attack.
Jazzratt
11th June 2010, 13:46
I'm still alive and well.
Chambered Word
11th June 2010, 14:41
I'm still alive and well.

http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/1269385664419_thumb.jpeg
Il Medico
11th June 2010, 15:37
I'm still alive and well.
Didn't say you'd die, just have a massive heart attack.
Jazzratt
11th June 2010, 15:55
Alive and well. If you want a heart attack you want one of these (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonner_kebab) with battered chips.
Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures
11th June 2010, 15:56
that shit looks awesome.
RED DAVE
11th June 2010, 15:59
we put it into the oven for about 15 minuts with 400 fahrenheit and after that we remove it from the oven and put it on the forehead to keep it warm.I did that, and I just got out of the hospital. :D

Seriously, I think the word you want is "warmer." I gained 3 pounds just looking at the pictures.

RED DAVE
leftace53
11th June 2010, 16:58
Mmm bacon.
ed miliband
11th June 2010, 17:05
A local chippy sells deep fried Mars bars:

http://gakuranman.com/eng/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/deep-fried-mars.jpg
Pirate Utopian
11th June 2010, 17:36
I trust that you, Tyrlop, eat this every morning.
An archist
11th June 2010, 17:45
If you haven't found a name for it, I would call it "vegan's nightmare"
Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures
11th June 2010, 17:56
If you haven't found a name for it, I would call it "vegan's nightmare"

I'd call it fucking awesome.
Dr Mindbender
11th June 2010, 18:49
fucking hell im putting on weight just reading this thread
mollymae
11th June 2010, 19:33
A local chippy sells deep fried Mars bars:

nom nom
I've also seen deep fried twinkies
leftace53
11th June 2010, 19:37
I've had deep fried ice cream, but I fear that everyone has had that now.