Porn star stabs colleague with samurai sword, jumps off cliff

[synthesis]

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Crazy shit. Apparently this guy played Obama in pornos, then went crazy, stabbed another porn star with a samurai sword that was being used as a prop, and either jumped or fell off a cliff following a stand-off with police.

Only the good die young...

[Robocommie]

That's got to be the most surreal headline ever.

[synthesis]

That's got to be the most surreal headline ever.

The whole story is pretty surreal.

[Robocommie]

Yeah, it's up there with that female astronaut who drove non-stop to her boyfriend's other lover's house to assault her, while wearing an adult diaper

[Invincible Summer]

Who the hell stabs with a samurai sword (I'm assuming they mean katana)?

[Jazzratt]

Who the hell stabs with a samurai sword (I'm assuming they mean katana)?

Crazies.

[al8]

Maybe the pornstar had a just work grievance and had no other realistic outlet to meet out justice. Sad really, if he could have challenged his co-worker to a dignified and established duel to the death, this perhaps need't have happened.

[Dr Mindbender]

...wow rule 34 even in the news.

NO FUCKING EXCEPTIONS.

[Chambered Word]

We need rep in chit chat. I mean it.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

LOL? Maybe? Don't know what to say.

[Catillina]

...lol...strange world

[Os Cangaceiros]

For some reason this reminds me of a story I heard a year or so back on the radio, about some guy who escaped from a hospital, killed two cops who were guarding him, stole a car (after shooting the driver), and ended up dying in a gun battle with police in a cemetery.

Maybe because both stories ended with a surreal standoff.

[Nothing Human Is Alien]

Apparently he just found out he was going to loose his job and his home and went on a rampage. He grabbed the closest thing he could find, which happened to be a sword. The other performer was injured trying to help the rest of the people in the warehouse escape.

The police found him later. He retreated to a cliff and threatened suicide. The pigs tasered him and he plunged off the cliff to his death.

[Mumbles]

Yeah, it's up there with that female astronaut who drove non-stop to her boyfriend's other lover's house to assault her, while wearing an adult diaper

Don't forget the fact that she assaulted the lover with a freaking bb gun.

[NGNM85]

That's one way to kill a saturday night.

[Invincible Summer]

That's one way to kill a saturday night.

I see what you did there

[NGNM85]

I see what you did there

:D

[Angry Young Man]

Yeah, it's up there with that female astronaut who drove non-stop to her boyfriend's other lover's house to assault her, while wearing an adult diaper

This story sounds much more strange, just because of the nappy. In the pornstar case, he had a rep of being unpredictable, he was angered by his being made homeless, and samurai swords are suitable weapons. Doesn't sound that exceptional

[mikelepore]

If I understand that story right, the police tasered him as he was standing on the edge of the cliff and threatening to jump, then after being tasered he went over the cliff. If that's what happened, the cop should be indicted for murder.

[Bilan]

If I understand that story right, the police tasered him as he was standing on the edge of the cliff and threatening to jump, then after being tasered he went over the cliff. If that's what happened, the cop should be indicted for murder.

It'd be manslaughter if anything. No indication of intent.