Trolling Advice

[¿Que?]

OK.

if you think trolling is childish and a waste of time. This thread is not for you. Although you're probably right.

In any case, I've never seriously trolled. I've written some things on some websites, but I think fundamentally, if the troll takes himself to seriously, then he will inevitably FAIL. I did.

So, are there any professional trolls here that would like to share some wisdom and examples of their work.

Thank you!

[Nolan]

PM Comrade Anarchist. Although I fear as an ultra-capitalist he will charge you for his services.

[leftace53]

Trolling is an art one must build on throughout the duration of their internet life. One must be born with troll in them, or it will be a very difficult journey indeed. One must know the proper balance between "hello" and "goodbye". One has to master the art of spam while incorporating uselessness. One has to be the one with the troll post. Alas I am no troll on revleft.

Why do you want advice on trolling?

[¿Que?]

Why do you want advice on trolling?
Trolling is definitely an art. Some of the best trolls are great precisely because they produce so much disdain in people. The celebrated troll misses the point. I guess I see it as a (quite pathetic) act of resistance. I was watching a video on racists, and I sort of wanted to do something about it, even if it was only raising some fascist's blood pressure a little.

[Nwoye]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Troll

[Sam_b]

You all worry me.

[A.R.Amistad]

Im not an expert Troller but heres the ultimate ad hominem IM AWESOME FUCKERS!

http://buelahman.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/even_jesus_hates_you.jpg

[mlgb]

never put effort into trolling. all it takes is one person seeing through you and hours of work/thought can be undone. just slap together some nonsensical phrases chosen to offend amnd maybe an image hastily edited in paint. post it and move on. you will get a few bites no something if you throw enough crap out there and in the meantime the sheer volume of troll posts/threads you are vomiting onto the fora is itself a troll.

[Agnapostate]

Always remember that every additional proxy server means an additional sock puppet.

[Qayin]

Problem comrades?

[Comrade Awesome]

Here you go.

[Chambered Word]

Hand out flyers for free Twilight crap outside premiere screenings of the next movie with lemonparty.org written on them, lol.

[Lyev]

Trolling is definitely a art.

[Sam_b]

Trolling is definitely a waste of time and only 'hilarious' if you're fourteen and have no friends.

[Agnapostate]

Sam's right. Take it to mises.org. ;)

[Blake's Baby]

Trolling is definitely a waste of time and only 'hilarious' if you're fourteen and have no friends.

Great trolling there Sam.

[Joesky]

We troll the far-right all the time

[Comrade Hoxha Hysni]

I find politics trolling kinda lame. Seeing people trll and hate each other over smaller things such as video games is funnier. :D

[Imposter Marxist]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8rHvD5vULQ
Study the master, Z0mby, his older videos are personally my favorites. Before he posted Fockbox's ones. (Who is okay too)

[synthesis]

OK.

if you think trolling is childish and a waste of time. This thread is not for you. Although you're probably right.

In any case, I've never seriously trolled. I've written some things on some websites, but I think fundamentally, if the troll takes himself to seriously, then he will inevitably FAIL. I did.

So, are there any professional trolls here that would like to share some wisdom and examples of their work.

Thank you!

Unfortunately, the best person to help you out (which doctor) got banned recently; he would have been the guy to ask.

[RHIZOMES]

Trolling is definitely a waste of time and only 'hilarious' if you're fourteen and have no friends.

Every "EPIC TROLL" i've met fits this description, although add "mentally" between "you're" and "fourteen".

[black magick hustla]

Trolling is definitely a waste of time and only 'hilarious' if you're fourteen and have no friends.

i like to troll and i am 21 and i have friends

socrates made trolling an art

[black magick hustla]

trolling can be done for good. trolling for the communist cause since 1999

[Palingenisis]

trolling can be done for good. trolling for the communist cause since 1999

There is a kinda trolling thread that I SO want to start....Im having a hard job resisting the urge...

[Pirate Utopian]

Trolling is definitely a waste of time and only 'hilarious' if you're fourteen and have no friends.
What he said.

Take this trolling shit to 4chan.

[Os Cangaceiros]

Stalin banner = real life communist trolling.

[AK]

Become a Maoist-Third Worldist :lol:

[LeninBalls]

I think people are being mistaken as to what trolling is. It's not just people posting stupid stuff and getting other people pissed off, it's when someone intentionally upholds/claims false/stupid things for the sole purpose of emotionally winding people up.

It's not something you learn.

It's a way of life.

[BeerShaman]

i like to troll and i am 21 and i have friends

socrates made trolling an art

Oh he's a troll-monster! Yeah!:thumbup1: