A Request Please

[Kléber]

Would the admin/moderator team please do the following:

* Ban me for 15 minutes
* Unban me and change to suspension for 2 hours & 30 minutes
* On December 21, 2012 change my name to Sole Survivor of Apocalypse
* Ban me for another 5 minutes
* Have a nigger fetch me a cup of coffee while I wait. If they have something really strong, get that with no creme or sugar. Otherwise just two shots of espresso, thanks
* While he's doing that, select a worthy admin to write my applied paralegal skills research paper for me
* Shit, might as well have one of y'all cook me dinner
* Unban me
* On November 7, 2017 change my name to Returned Lenin
* Color my name green and grant me the exclusive right to use orange color (anyone else who uses it will receive one infraction per orange character typed)
* Ban me for 20 seconds
* Unban me and grant me the noble title, Lord Protector of the Americas <Thrice Unbanned> which I can pass to my descendants

If you lot fail to fulfill my requests to the letter, I will consider this a breach of the membership contract and apply the pursuant penalties

[Nolan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/sam_hell/ban_him.jpg

[Q]

Uhm, stop posting on forums when drunk.

[Chambered Word]

You must be completely off your face, seriously. :laugh:

[Muzk]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/sam_hell/ban_him.jpg

http://www.revleft.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=562&pictureid=5762

[synthesis]

You must be completely off your face, seriously. :laugh:


Uhm, stop posting on forums when drunk.

I would be very impressed if this is the case. Every part of that was perfect.

[Sasha]

:lol: moved to chitchat

[Lyev]

THIS IS MADNESS! Is this is a satire of DNZ's (i.e. Jacob Richter's) three-stage name change?
http://binky.org.uk/muck/this_is_madness.jpg
On a serious note, if this was moved to chit-chat, why on earth is the forklift thread still in learning??

[Chambered Word]

THIS IS MADNESS! Is this is a satire of DNZ's (i.e. Jacob Richter's) three-stage name change?
http://binky.org.uk/muck/this_is_madness.jpg
On a serious note, if this was moved to chit-chat, why on earth is the forklift thread still in learning??

You think DNZ's name change is madness? Well that's even worse.

[Foldered]

I lol'd.

[Lenina Rosenweg]

Would the admin/moderator team please do the following:


* Have a nigger fetch me a cup of coffee while I wait. If they have something really strong, get that with no creme or sugar. Otherwise just two shots of espresso, thanks

If you lot fail to fulfill my requests to the letter, I will consider this a breach of the membership contract and apply the pursuant penalties

Your coffee will be delivered right to your room at the Hotel Bristol. As an extra bonus you will also get a signed copy of "Cooking With Markus Wolf" delivered to your room by ex-Stasi agents.Breakfast will be all you can eat blini.


* Shit, might as well have one of y'all cook me dinnerMore blini,some caviar, borsch, and coposta (boiled cabbage). Plus beef stroganoff, ala Markus.

[Revy]

Would the admin/moderator team please do the following:

* Ban me for 15 minutes
* Unban me and change to suspension for 2 hours & 30 minutes
* On December 21, 2012 change my name to Sole Survivor of Apocalypse
* Ban me for another 5 minutes
* Have a nigger fetch me a cup of coffee while I wait. If they have something really strong, get that with no creme or sugar. Otherwise just two shots of espresso, thanks
* While he's doing that, select a worthy admin to write my applied paralegal skills research paper for me
* Shit, might as well have one of y'all cook me dinner
* Unban me
* On November 7, 2017 change my name to Returned Lenin
* Color my name green and grant me the exclusive right to use orange color (anyone else who uses it will receive one infraction per orange character typed)
* Ban me for 20 seconds
* Unban me and grant me the noble title, Lord Protector of the Americas <Thrice Unbanned> which I can pass to my descendants

If you lot fail to fulfill my requests to the letter, I will consider this a breach of the membership contract and apply the pursuant penalties

You plan ahead. I like that.:wub:
Somebody make this guy The Party Planner of the Revolutionary Left. He will organize the vanguard party.

[Red Saxon]

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/ban/1/banned-1.gif

[Chambered Word]

your room at the Hotel Bristol

:laugh: