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jake williams
16th May 2010, 13:23
Sooo a few months ago, maybe almost a year ago now we got our cat fixed, and she's stopped going into heat. But now I've moved back into a house where she actually has a window to hang out at that faces onto a real backyard, and thus can at least visually interact with the local fauna. There's some very manly black cat that has taken to visiting my cat, and they've spent a big chunk of the last couple days running around watching each other through my windows, my cat occasionally making quiet mewing or moaning sounds.

What the fuck is going on? She's not in heat.

NecroCommie
16th May 2010, 13:26
She's a cat. They do weird stuff simply for the sake of it.

Angry Young Man
16th May 2010, 14:59
Get a dog. They bark at coppers

Sasha
16th May 2010, 16:31
she is fixed, an there is an backyard? let her out and explore.
as soon as that "very manly black cat" tries to stick his barbed penis in her she will see the errors of her ways :lol:

gorillafuck
16th May 2010, 16:40
Your cat is lonely.

Let her play with the other cat.

jake williams
16th May 2010, 17:13
I want her to be an indoor cat though. Their life expectancies are like 4 times as long as outdoor cats. Also, I don't want her to go outside when I get Montreal because Montreal has alleycats the size of bears. Like these cats have bigger biceps than I do.

And she's a pretty happy cat most of the time.

JazzRemington
16th May 2010, 17:46
I want her to be an indoor cat though. Their life expectancies are like 4 times as long as outdoor cats. Also, I don't want her to go outside when I get Montreal because Montreal has alleycats the size of bears. Like these cats have bigger biceps than I do.

And she's a pretty happy cat most of the time.

You can put your cat on a leash and sit outside with it in the backyard.

Angry Young Man
16th May 2010, 18:22
I want her to be an indoor cat though. Their life expectancies are like 4 times as long as outdoor cats.

So if a cat's life expectancy is 16, if you keep it indoors it can live to 64?

I not genuinely enquiring, I'm just pointing out the flagrant error in your point.

jake williams
16th May 2010, 18:28
So if a cat's life expectancy is 16, if you keep it indoors it can live to 64?

I not genuinely enquiring, I'm just pointing out the flagrant error in your point.
I've heard an outdoor cat's average life expectancy as being like 4-5 years.

gorillafuck
16th May 2010, 19:11
You can put your cat on a leash and sit outside with it in the backyard.
This.

It won't hurt to do it occasionally.

Sasha
16th May 2010, 19:12
You can put your cat on a leash and sit outside with it in the backyard.

this, it will make her happy

Dooga Aetrus Blackrazor
16th May 2010, 19:27
Yeah just make sure to keep your cat off the streets. I grew up in the country, and our cat lived a long time as an outdoor and indoor cat. It varied with the weather, but he preferred the outside. There were other cats in the neighborhood that we had to watch for because they were stupid and sat on the road.

How long a cat can survive as an outdoor cat depends on how stupid the cat is, which is difficult to guess. In a city, I wouldn't have an outdoor cat. People can't drive, creepy people and psychopaths are more common than you'd think. Etc, etc.

Leash is a good idea. Fencing is possible, but it's hard consider cats will jump on small objects then jump over the fence.

Lyev
16th May 2010, 21:08
Kill and eat both the little fuckers, that will sort them out.

Angry Young Man
16th May 2010, 21:36
I've heard an outdoor cat's average life expectancy as being like 4-5 years.

Crap. Obviously they're more likely to get in fights, but there are no other factors making them die sooner. How old is she, cos you might have spoilt her for too long that she can't go outside. And why did you not have her spayed?

jake williams
16th May 2010, 22:35
Crap. Obviously they're more likely to get in fights, but there are no other factors making them die sooner.
The numbers I've heard may be wrong, but obviously there's two main things, cars and diseases. At least one of her siblings was killed by a car. And when I was a kid I had a cat I really liked who ran away over Christmas and I never saw her agian.


How old is she, cos you might have spoilt her for too long that she can't go outside.
She will turn 2 in a few months. It's maybe worth mentioning too that she's kind of a wuss. When she was a kitten she was always the last one that got to eat.


And why did you not have her spayed?
She was spayed, like I said.

Angry Young Man
16th May 2010, 22:59
Expose her to the outdoors before she gets too soft. Maybe walk around your area with her on a lead a little so she can get used to the area. As for cars and other dangers, they don't say they have nine lives for nowt, you know

Wanted Man
17th May 2010, 01:03
Expose her to the outdoors before she gets too soft. Maybe walk around your area with her on a lead a little so she can get used to the area. As for cars and other dangers, they don't say they have nine lives for nowt, you know

Hmm, I can imagine why people wouldn't want to have an outdoor cat in a huge city.

Anyway, you can always try asking here (http://www.catster.com/answers/) I suppose.

Honggweilo
19th May 2010, 11:27
mental image that came to mind when i read the title of the topic

http://michaelscomments.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/amsterdam-red-light-district.jpg

Tyrlop
20th May 2010, 17:01
throw the cat out, problem solved, its a cat it can do wahtever it wants to. FREE THE CATS!

Tifosi
22nd May 2010, 01:26
Let the cat out man, you will be suprised how hard cats are, even the wussy ones. My cat got attacked recently, huge fuck off hole just below his neck going to his front leg, looked nasty but he could still walk around and stuff. First thing he did was went for a sleep:lol:. A few days in the vets and he is back, he will never walk right again but he will life.

If your cat has been indoors for to long it will probably never go outside, that what my old cat did. It never went outside, then it just died, pretty weird, just fell over and that was him. But I guess that has nothing to do with being inside your whole life.

A.R.Amistad
22nd May 2010, 01:56
Sooo a few months ago, maybe almost a year ago now we got our cat fixed, and she's stopped going into heat. But now I've moved back into a house where she actually has a window to hang out at that faces onto a real backyard, and thus can at least visually interact with the local fauna. There's some very manly black cat that has taken to visiting my cat, and they've spent a big chunk of the last couple days running around watching each other through my windows, my cat occasionally making quiet mewing or moaning sounds.

What the fuck is going on? She's not in heat.

OMG the same exact thing is going on with my Cat, and she's fixed too!

RedStarOverChina
22nd May 2010, 03:36
Also, I don't want her to go outside when I get Montreal because Montreal has alleycats the size of bears. Like these cats have bigger biceps than I do.

I LOLed.

Is this the Montreal I'm familiar with or is this in Pandora?