Sexual confusion

[Buddha Samurai Cadre]

I am starting to have hetrosexual thoughts!

If my mum and dad find out they will disown me, im so confused.

All my mates will hate me and i will be alone.

I keep having thoughts of fucking women, last friday i shouted i smell pussy at the chippy, standing in the que, its like Hetrosexuality is infecting me.

I am worried i will go to hell if i am straight :(

Anyone else go through this?

[Jimmie Higgins]

I don't know if you are making a joke or just being joke-y about something you are really feelting; but if you are experiencing some confusion beneath the jokes, I don't think there's much to be worried about. Sexuality can be fluid imo, and a lot of people have different degrees of hetero/homosexual attractions at different points in their lives.

[scarletghoul]

Just go where your penis takes you, comrade

[Buddha Samurai Cadre]

LOL i just saw this film where a figure skater realizes he is straight, thought i would make a joke of it, but your all being nice you fucking bastards :)

I wish i was gay tbh, its just another V to the establishment

[Il Medico]

Just go where your penis takes you, comrade
Which, in the best case scenario, is everywhere.

[Dooga Aetrus Blackrazor]

I wish i was gay tbh, its just another V to the establishment

I think you'd change your mind pretty quick on that one. Unless your a masochist, that is. Fighting the establishment is fun and all, but having social and political disadvantages isn't worth the benefits of more anti-establishment street cred. I think, anyway.

[Il Medico]

I wish i was gay tbh, its just another V to the establishment
Don't be stupid. Being queer doesn't make you more revolutionary or what have you. Why on Earth you would want to be subjected to MORE oppression than you already are as a worker is beyond me.

[Jimmie Higgins]

LOL i just saw this film where a figure skater realizes he is straight, thought i would make a joke of it, but your all being nice you fucking bastards :)

Haven't you heard, apparently leftists have no sense of humor.

Now hand over those jokes in the name of the proletariat, comrade.:lol:

[Il Medico]

Now hand over those jokes in the name of the proletariat, comrade.:lol:
That simile is reactionary, you are to be sent to the gulag.

[Raúl Duke]

Just go where your penis takes you, comrade

I think this is the best course of action

[Angry Young Man]

Just go where your penis takes you, comrade

Requesting permission to quote this in signature.

[Jimmie Higgins]

Just go where your penis takes you, comradeBe sure to revoke it's free bus pass to the zoo though.

[ZeroNowhere]

That simile is reactionary, you are to be sent to the gulag.
And Culture thus emerges
As soon as Man starts using purges.

-Karl Marx, circa 1837.

[Mendax]

Which, in the best case scenario, is everywhere.
And in the worst case cenario is prison.

[Buddha Samurai Cadre]

Anyone watch father ted?


wHERE THAT BATSHIT WOMAN SAYS SHE DOSENT LIKE THE GREEKS CAUSE THEY INVENTED GAYNESS HAHA :)

[Dimentio]

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