Ants.... i hate ants....

[Rusty Shackleford]

there are ants all over my apartment. they are going placed where food has never even been! i use windex as a very effective weapon but they find another way!

i need some of that poison stuff that they eat and kill the queen with.

also, vegan marxist, i still like the RALA metaphor :lol:


anyone else know how to deal with these fuckers?

[Nolan]

Kill it with fire.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Kill it with fire.
that would also kill my apartment. i did have a few instance where i burned some of em with a bic on my desk. but i have a zippo now....

[Sasha]

http://www.cksinfo.com/clipart/animals/insects/ants/ant-burning.png

[Nolan]

Fill your house with Black Widows, they eat ants.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Fill your house with Black Widows, they eat spiders.


well, i got rid of theonly black widow i knew of in my apartment because of other reasons :lol:

[Nolan]

Then fill your apartment with frogs to get rid of the spiders.

[Dimentio]

I like ants. They are cute and wise little people.

[Nolan]

But seriously, get some of those bug hotel things.

[Sasha]

Then fill your apartment with frogs to get rid of the spiders.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVzlTRIbBf8

Vacants apartment after captain cuba is done with it

[Rusty Shackleford]

AHAHAHAH i think id just move out after that.

[JazzRemington]

Just be glad it's not the species that captures other ants and enslaves them.

[Sperm-Doll Setsuna]

I once put an ant in a plastic container and put it in the freezer a few times. That way, there being ice below and above the ant, one could take the piece of ice out and it would be like one of those models stuck in hardened transparent gelatine or something. It looked pretty cool. The ant was not really alive when the ice melted however... so much for cryogenics.

[Dimentio]

I once put an ant in a plastic container and put it in the freezer a few times. That way, there being ice below and above the ant, one could take the piece of ice out and it would be like one of those models stuck in hardened transparent gelatine or something. It looked pretty cool. The ant was not really alive when the ice melted however... so much for cryogenics.

:( :( :(

http://www.clevelandleader.com/files/999.jpg

[REVLEFT'S BIEGGST MATSER TROL]

If you hate ants then you are a piss poor excuse for a communist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A042J0IDQK4

[Rusty Shackleford]

If you hate ants then you are a piss poor excuse for a communist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A042J0IDQK4


hey, i admire them for the extreme collectivity of their species. but they get into my food which is a problem.

[Angry Young Man]

Then fill your apartment with frogs to get rid of the spiders.
Then get an alligator to eat the frogs

[Dr Mindbender]

Fill your house with Black Widows, they eat ants.

I think i'd rather have ants over venomous spiders that could actually kill me.

[mikelepore]

i need some of that poison stuff that they eat and kill the queen with.

Ant traps. But the name isn't literally true. They aren't traps. The ant goes in, picks up a small grain of sweet-tasting poison, walks out with it, carries it back to the group, and they all lick it.

Another option is a can of a permethrin powder from the hardware store, which is less toxic to people . If you got lice in your hair you would have to use a permethrin shampoo -- it's the same chemical compound. Sprinkle some of the powder on a paper plate and slide it into a space where pet cats and dogs can't get at it, such as the bottom of a pantry, under the refrigerator, etc.

[Il Medico]

Whats the best way to get rid of German roaches? Anyone know? The bastards have infested my kitchen, in-spite of my pest control. I am moving soon and I don't want to take the bastards with me (to be honest I don't even know where they came from, we never had them until like two months ago).

[Sasha]

to get rid of german roaches?
http://www.flamesofwar.com/Portals/0/all_images/weapons/T-34-hist-1942-2.jpg

[Dr Mindbender]

Whats the best way to get rid of German roaches? Anyone know?

put some sun loungers and towels outside your house.

bad-abam-boom-ching! :D Sorry couldnt resist that one. Dont know what to do either i'm afraid, i wasnt even aware there was a type of Cockroach specific to Germany.

[Dr Mindbender]

to get rid of german roaches?
http://www.flamesofwar.com/Portals/0/all_images/weapons/T-34-hist-1942-2.jpg

he said how to get rid of the roaches not how to annilhate his kitchen.

[Dimentio]

I unintentionally destroyed a nest of log ants today.

Not every day one has the opportunity to annihilate an entire civilisation before lunch

:lol:

[Il Medico]

Dont know what to do either i'm afraid, i wasnt even aware there was a type of Cockroach specific to Germany.
Well, they are in my kitchen, which isn't in Germany, but that's what they are called.
These Bastards:
http://entnemdept.ufl.edu/creatures/urban/roaches/german_roach_04.jpg
^German Roach.

To be honest, I almost miss the scarier than shit, but but less virulent Palmetto Bugs that are native to this hellhole.
http://www.dirtdoctor.com/pics/content_img.4012.img.jpg

^That bastard can fly. Scared the living shit out of me first time I saw one. It flew at me then I tried to swat it with a newspaper.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I unintentionally destroyed a nest of log ants today.

Not every day one has the opportunity to annihilate an entire civilisation before lunch

:lol:

You scare me sometimes.

[Dimentio]

I cut wood, and then accidentally destroyed their nest. Did not know it was there. :cool:

[REVLEFT'S BIEGGST MATSER TROL]

put some sun loungers and towels outside your house.

bad-abam-boom-ching! :D Sorry couldnt resist that one. Dont know what to do either i'm afraid, i wasnt even aware there was a type of Cockroach specific to Germany.

I for one, am offended by your nationalist chauvinism.

[Dr Mindbender]

I for one, am offended by your nationalist chauvinism.

Its hardly nationalist centrism, anti-German sentiment is hardly rife in my neck of the woods. I personally am very positive about the Germans. As an irishman (who lets face it have hardly got off lightly as a demographic) that was my attempt at caricaturing the anglo-centricism commonly encountered in the egg n chip establishments and tin hat booze tours on the southern Spanish coast.

I know irony must go over your head, but there is my carte blanche.

[Tyrlop]

get big spiders that can eat them, but not ones that are dangerous to humans. ask your local pet shop.

[Dr Mindbender]

get big spiders that can eat them, but not ones that are dangerous to humans. ask your local pet shop.

ie. Not black widows. ;)

EDIT: Get one of these

http://www.vibrationdata.com/Resources/anteater1.jpg

[REVLEFT'S BIEGGST MATSER TROL]

I for one, am offended by your nationalist chauvinism.




I know irony must go over your head, but there is my carte blanche.

:):lol: