Let's trim our hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle

[Tower of Bebel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2XVNFzNlZ8


According to the North Korean daily Rodong Sinmun (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodong_Sinmun) (Worker's Newspaper), the leadership was fighting a guerrilla war (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guerrilla_war) against the possible incursion of capitalism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitalism) into the sphere of personal appearance. Along with long hair, untidy shoes were identified as the epitome of Western culture which, by imitation, would lead the country to ruin.[7] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let%27s_trim_our_hair_in_accordance_with_the_socia list_lifestyle#cite_note-6)Wikipage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let%27s_trim_our_hair_in_accordance_with_the_socia list_lifestyle)

So, what is your opinion? And what's your personal "socialist" style btw :lol:?

[red cat]

Didn't we have a thread on this sometime back ? :confused:

[RedAnarchist]

Didn't we have a thread on this sometime back ? :confused:

Yes.

http://www.revleft.com/vb/trimming-hair-accordance-t121522/index.html

[Il Medico]

First the guilty pleasures thread, now this? Is revleft running out of ideas for threads or something?

[A.R.Amistad]

let's trim our hair

hell no!

[Pirate Utopian]

hell no!
Yes you sickening hippy.

Men who still have long hair in 2010 are nothing short of thugs or even worse one those annoying "free hugs"-people.

[Lord Testicles]

Men who still have long hair in 2010 are nothing short of thugs or even worse one those annoying "free hugs"-people.

http://www.seoboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/implied-facepalm.jpg

[bailey_187]

2 back and sides = the correct socialist haircut

[DecDoom]

My socialist style:

An Ushanka when it's cold
A Mao hat (solid black, no markings) when it's temperate
A Panama hat (from the Soviet-Afghan war) when it's sunny/hot

When I'm wearing a suit/shirt & tie, I also wear a hammer and sickle tie tack.

[gorillafuck]

Men who still have long hair in 2010 are nothing short of thugs
:blink:

[Saorsa]

We should gel our hair into a big hammer and sickle sticking out of the top of our head

[Rusty Shackleford]

Mohawks and liberty spikes fit the left-anarchist hair style.

As for the socialist hair style? rather conservative and not very exciting. but what makes Socialist hair styles the best is that there exist a more flamboyant, aesthetic, and advanced hat culture that overcomes the boringness of a socialist's hair as exemplified here:


An Ushanka when it's cold
A Mao hat (solid black, no markings) when it's temperate
A Panama hat (from the Soviet-Afghan war) when it's sunny/hot

[Tyrlop]

My socialist style:

An Ushanka when it's cold
A Mao hat (solid black, no markings) when it's temperate
A Panama hat (from the Soviet-Afghan war) when it's sunny/hot

When I'm wearing a suit/shirt & tie, I also wear a hammer and sickle tie tack.

Just like me comrade!
I wear a swedish ushanka when its cold.
A green Mao hat with or without red star when its hot
and a boater straw hat when its sunny.

I never heard of a black mao hat.
is this your panama hat?
http://images.marketworks.com/hi/49/49296/afgandesertfive033004.jpg

[DecDoom]

I never heard of a black mao hat.
is this your panama hat?


That's what my panama hat looks like, but mine is white (I figured it'd be the best for reflecting sunlight).

And when I said "black mao hat," I probably should have said "mao-style" or something. It's a Mao-style hat I bought at Target. :lol:

[RedStarOverChina]

Mohawks and liberty spikes fit the left-anarchist hair style.

As for the socialist hair style? rather conservative and not very exciting. but what makes Socialist hair styles the best is that there exist a more flamboyant, aesthetic, and advanced hat culture that overcomes the boringness of a socialist's hair as exemplified here:
The Native Americans *HATE* the "Mohawk", it has nothing to do with the Mohawks.

People who have the Mohawk style should be officially classified as reactionary punks.

[Rusty Shackleford]

The Native Americans *HATE* the "Mohawk", it has nothing to do with the Mohawks.

People who have the Mohawk style should be officially classified as reactionary punks.
Wouldnt doubt it.

as for the hats, all i have is a Black Ushanka. i love it but i think i got it 2cm too small :lol:

[No pasarán]

just shave your head

[Il Medico]

I don't wear hats much. (Mainly cause I have a big head and most hats look odd atop my head) But when I do, I wear either a fedora or a beret.

[bailey_187]

Anthing other than 2 back and sides, trimmed on top = bourgeois eccentrics

[Stand Your Ground]

We should gel our hair into a big hammer and sickle sticking out of the top of our head
Haha that's funny cause I thought about that the other day lol.

I've had a mohawk for about two weeks now. Gotta say I like it. =]

[Stand Your Ground]

The Native Americans *HATE* the "Mohawk", it has nothing to do with the Mohawks.

People who have the Mohawk style should be officially classified as reactionary punks.
How is a hairstyle reactionary? Not having the hairstyle we want is restricting our freedom.

[Rusty Shackleford]

How is a hairstyle reactionary? Not having the hairstyle we want is restricting our freedom.

Hitler's Mustache was ractionary, Benny's Baldness and clean shaven-ness was reactionary, and the icing on the cake is Louis XIV's hideous perm.

[AK]

I have long hair. I suppose that makes me a capitalist pig dog.

[Rusty Shackleford]

I have long hair. I suppose that makes me a capitalist pig dog.

nah that just makes you a hippie bourgie-liberal passivist.

[Invincible Summer]

I used to rock the 'hawk. I liked having it "horse mane" style cuz I hate styling products.

But now it's all shaggy and skater-boiii like cuz I'm too lazy to get it trimmed. Send me off to the gulags!

[bailey_187]

How is a hairstyle reactionary? Not having the hairstyle we want is restricting our freedom.

Bourgeois Liberalism.

[Invincible Summer]

Bourgeois Liberalism.

I'd say dreads is more bourgeois liberalism

[Rusty Shackleford]

I'd say dreads is more bourgeois liberalism
dreads are more of a cultural thing. but they are permissable because they are not of the liberal-bourgeois culture like the mohawk or the long hair.

[A.R.Amistad]

Yes you sickening hippy.

Men who still have long hair in 2010 are nothing short of thugs or even worse one those annoying "free hugs"-people.

Definitely a "thug" not a hippy :p

[Comrade B]

I am having trouble discerning sarcasm from psychotic shit here.

[Rusty Shackleford]

FYI im being sarcastic most of the time.

[BOZG]

Yes you sickening hippy.

Men who still have long hair in 2010 are nothing short of thugs or even worse one those annoying "free hugs"-people.

Awwwwwwwwwwww, you just feel left out!

[praxis1966]

dreads are more of a cultural thing. but they are permissable because they are not of the liberal-bourgeois culture like the mohawk or the long hair.

These days, dreads are more an indication that you're a stinky hippie than long hair is. At least if you're a white person.

My hair's relatively nondescript. Short, part left to right. But I do have longish sideburns, at least in terms of how far down my face they go (straight ones, not the white trash curved to a point ones) and a royale (think goatee or Van Dyke minus the mustache).

Although, I never leave the house without my trusty black Kangol Tropic 504 Ventair. Suffice to say my personal style is quasi-urban/hip-hop.

http://image.rakuten.co.jp/onspotz/cabinet/kangol_cappic_02/kglt025.jpg

[pcm]

The Native Americans *HATE* the "Mohawk", it has nothing to do with the Mohawks.

People who have the Mohawk style should be officially classified as reactionary punks.


That's a lot of people. That hair style is coming back in a serious way, especially where I come from. There's actually a popular local salon/barber shop chain that specializes in $15 Mohawks.

I totally agree with you though. It's an offensive term. Ugly in my opinion too, but that doesn't really matter.

[pcm]

My hair has been long for about ten or twelve years now. I think about cutting it every once in a while, but I don't think I'll have the guts or motivation to do it any time soon.

As far as a socialist cut goes, I'd say that hair styles are really just cultural things, though some factions of socialists do tend to have fraternal traditions that can include acting as a clique. Not gonna throw any names out there...

[Sendo]

9mm all over with the the naked buzzer for the edges and shaving. I don't like the scruff, but hey, fixing it up every few days with a full-on haircut once a week in my own bathroom by myself is hygenc and cheap. My Italian genes are strong in the "oily" skin and hair department.

PS: Oily and Mediterranean are euphemisms for greasy. The rest of them are in denial. I just accept it.

[ZombieGrits]

got me a jew fro. but im tired of it, so i just gonna shave my head.

Every north korean citizen should be required to grow a huge bushy moustache, so they can look properly socialist :D

[praxis1966]

PS: Oily and Mediterranean are euphemisms for greasy. The rest of them are in denial. I just accept it.

Hence the pejorative 'greaseball'?

[Il Medico]

PS: Oily and Mediterranean are euphemisms for greasy. The rest of them are in denial. I just accept it.
Being like 75% Italian, I sympathize. I have to wash my hair everyday, and it is still greasy. It truly is a wonder I don't have terrible acne because my skin is just as bad.

[StalinFanboy]

dreads are more of a cultural thing. but they are permissable because they are not of the liberal-bourgeois culture like the mohawk or the long hair.
You're joking right?

[Charles Xavier]

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[Rusty Shackleford]

You're joking right?
see:

FYI im being sarcastic most of the time.
a few posts earlier.