Caption competition

[No pasarán]

Ok.. time to have a bit of fun (nicked this from another board). Lets see who can come up with the best caption for the below bunch of boneheads*... below was supposedly the hardest men of the far right during the 80s... I'll add my caption later.

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v235/113/80/648602904/n648602904_798378_6315.jpg

*they are not skinheads, they're BONEheads, cos they're too thick to realise you cannot be a skinhead and a racist.

[RedStarOverChina]

"Shit! He could totally tell I'm masturbating with my hand in my pocket."

[Pirate Utopian]

Mark never fitted in with his hightop fade...

[Sam_b]

National Socialism's new all-white boyband would never really take off.

[Bandito]

The guy on the right: "Who farted?"

[Bitter Ashes]

After a few too many beers and a visit to a possibly red tattoo artist, Mike realised that he really didnt want his friends to see his new ink.

[Dr Mindbender]

Only VIP ticket holders get behind the stage at Pet Shop Boys gigs.

[Leonid Brozhnev]

'Alright, don't hold my hand. See how you like sleeping on the sofa tonight'

[The Ben G]

The guy on the left was only there because his mom knew the guy in the middle's mom.

[No pasarán]

None of the boys wanted to be the one to tell Mr Crane that he'd tucked his t shirt into his underwear.

[Jazzratt]

"Oh man, we all chose the same outfit. This is awkwaaaard. Maybe I should go home and change."

(Yeah I know it's some kind of uniform to identify them as security, but I find the idea of them considering it a fashion faux pas much more comedic.)

[Le Libérer]

The guy in the middle:
" And I didnt even get a reach around. That arrogant bastard!!"

[Dr Mindbender]

Ian stuart donaldson says ''relax''

[Chambered Word]

"HURRRRr DURRRRr DUURRRHURrRRRRR!"

[Lyev]

Guy on the far left: "i beat up an azins cus ther be stealin mi job lul"

Or same guy, saying to the chap behind him; "oi cheeky! get that dildo of yours out of my botty!"

[Pirate Utopian]

I slept with the band all I got is this lousy t-shirt... and herpes.

[Sasha]

None of the boys wanted to be the one to tell Mr Crane that he'd tucked his t shirt into his underwear.


WIN with bonuspoints for the background knowledge...

[Martin Blank]

"Is this the line for the Elton John meet-and-greet?"

[Sasha]

"are you goin to tell mister donaldson that he shouldnt be driving anymore? well neither am i"

[No pasarán]

"are you goin to tell mister donaldson that he shouldnt be driving anymore? well neither am i"

Reminded me of this song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaHSvGbc-P0