anticap
1st April 2010, 13:36
April 1, 2010
My dearest comrades,
I regret to inform you that I have been diagnosed with the dreaded "RevLeft Disorder" which leaves me incapable of simply clicking the "log out" link when I deem it necessary to take some time away from the forum. As you know, having treated previous sufferers, if I am not banned I will incessantly reload the forum, to the exclusion of all else, including my own bodily hygiene.
Don't despair, comrades! I'm glad! Glad that when the revolution comes I'll have comrades like you to remind me when to eat, sleep, and shit. I hope it doesn't prove too distracting while you're trying to draw a bead on the foreheads of the unrepentant capitalist sycophants who will seek to keep us enslaved alongside them, but I'll try only to ask for help when I start to see my ribs from lack of nutrition, or start falling over onto my face from lack of sleep, or... well, I won't remind you what will happen in the last example, since you'll get to find out for yourselves when we share a foxhole! I'm sure you're looking forward to it as much as I am! Let's get those cappies! (I just hope my rifle doesn't malfunction like it always does during training. Ugh! It works fine for 30 shots, then just starts clicking....)
Comradely yours,
anticap
P.S. Should I be wiping front-to-back, or back-to front? I can never seem to remember that!
My dearest comrades,
I regret to inform you that I have been diagnosed with the dreaded "RevLeft Disorder" which leaves me incapable of simply clicking the "log out" link when I deem it necessary to take some time away from the forum. As you know, having treated previous sufferers, if I am not banned I will incessantly reload the forum, to the exclusion of all else, including my own bodily hygiene.
Don't despair, comrades! I'm glad! Glad that when the revolution comes I'll have comrades like you to remind me when to eat, sleep, and shit. I hope it doesn't prove too distracting while you're trying to draw a bead on the foreheads of the unrepentant capitalist sycophants who will seek to keep us enslaved alongside them, but I'll try only to ask for help when I start to see my ribs from lack of nutrition, or start falling over onto my face from lack of sleep, or... well, I won't remind you what will happen in the last example, since you'll get to find out for yourselves when we share a foxhole! I'm sure you're looking forward to it as much as I am! Let's get those cappies! (I just hope my rifle doesn't malfunction like it always does during training. Ugh! It works fine for 30 shots, then just starts clicking....)
Comradely yours,
anticap
P.S. Should I be wiping front-to-back, or back-to front? I can never seem to remember that!