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red cat
1st April 2010, 09:58
The Communist Party of Ceylon ( Bolshevik Leninist ) began urban insurrections in small towns in Sri Lanka this morning. Colombo itself is under severe threat from the rebels now, as a large portion of the army has switched sides.

This is a repetition of the 1983 rebellion that spread over 20 cities and claimed around 5000 lives. The government of Sri Lanka has vowed to end this movement by the end of this week.http://www.sinhalayani.com/page1.htm

APRIL FOOL !

Qayin
1st April 2010, 10:16
Obvious troll is obvious

GracchusBabeuf
1st April 2010, 13:31
Its being led by the Spartacist League. Here are the Sparts confronting the bourgeoisie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkWS9PiXekE

Q
1st April 2010, 15:43
Please trash.

red cat
1st April 2010, 15:46
^
Spoilsport.

Comrade Akai
1st April 2010, 16:25
You almost had me there for a second.:crying:

the last donut of the night
1st April 2010, 23:58
you fooled me there, you ass

Cooler Reds Will Prevail
2nd April 2010, 09:47
I was really looking forward to showing of my nonsectarian credentials by enthusiastically supporting the Trot insurrection. :(

¿Que?
2nd April 2010, 10:04
I don't think the Socialist Euqlity Party is going to be happy about this.

Chambered Word
2nd April 2010, 13:41
The Communist Party of Ceylon ( Bolshevik Leninist )

What?

A.J.
2nd April 2010, 15:30
When I read the title of this thread my immediate reaction was.....












YOU GOTTA BE SHITTIN' ME!!!!!! :laugh:

Wanted Man
2nd April 2010, 15:39
What?

What what?

Raightning
2nd April 2010, 15:54
Gave it away with "Trotskyist" and "insurrection" next to each other. :cool:

scarletghoul
2nd April 2010, 15:55
lmao :laugh: best april fool thread ever

Chambered Word
2nd April 2010, 16:00
What what?

What?


Gave it away with "Trotskyist" and "insurrection" next to each other. :cool:

I'ma go Kronstadt on your arse. :cool:

Wanted Man
2nd April 2010, 18:58
What?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ru/thumb/b/be/Sheila_broflovski.jpg/200px-Sheila_broflovski.jpg

What what what?

RedStarOverChina
2nd April 2010, 19:26
ROTFLMAO!!!:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Mumbles
2nd April 2010, 21:31
http://www.linux-france.org/prj/jargonf/fig/ROFLMAO.jpg

I got fooled looking at the thread topic a day late :rolleyes:

Chambered Word
2nd April 2010, 22:17
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ru/thumb/b/be/Sheila_broflovski.jpg/200px-Sheila_broflovski.jpg

What what what?

You lost me, man. :(

Wanted Man
2nd April 2010, 23:01
I wondered why you questioned the name of all things. :p

Angry Young Man
4th April 2010, 19:12
Please trash.

As a party-comrade, I feel it my duty to say that you're being joyless to the point generally only Stalindroids are.

Well done, red cat

Kléber
5th April 2010, 08:59
Actually, Trotskyists in Sri Lanka did fight against imperialism while the Stalinists were busy kissing Winston Churchill's ass.

If Marx and Engels had uncritically towed the line of the biggest movement waging an anti-imperialist struggle in their time, they would have been devout Taiping Christians instead of developing dialectical materialism.

Q
6th April 2010, 11:22
As a party-comrade, I feel it my duty to say that you're being joyless to the point generally only Stalindroids are.

Well done, red cat

It was a bad April fool and I genuinely thought he was trolling :)