Corporation is "adopting" children for thier buisness

[Bitter Ashes]

I was horrrifed to hear that Laptops Direct are now buying children from poor working class families to use in thier advertising campaigns. They should expect a highly motivated campaign to put a stop to this!

http://www.buyitdirect.co.uk/put-your-baby-to-work/page.asp


(April Fools!)

[Invincible Summer]

Is this for real? What the fuck?! I think it's disgusting how they're saying that "back in the day" people had "real work ethic" because everyone was working... even the children. Evidently this "brought the family together."

Oh god. This has to be an epic troll, or the world just got a lot more fucked up.

[RedStarOverChina]

Is this for real? What the fuck?! I think it's disgusting how they're saying that "back in the day" people had "real work ethic" because everyone was working... even the children. Evidently this "brought the family together."

Oh god. This has to be an epic troll, or the world just got a lot more fucked up.Oh it's for real, and they should have done it a long time ago.

At least the kids are put to use, unlike the old people who're just eating away our taxpayers' money. I heard they'll start cremating old people to make soap.

[Bitter Ashes]

Is this for real? What the fuck?! I think it's disgusting how they're saying that "back in the day" people had "real work ethic" because everyone was working... even the children. Evidently this "brought the family together."

Oh god. This has to be an epic troll, or the world just got a lot more fucked up.
That's capitalists for you. Always looking for a new labour market to exploit.

[chegitz guevara]

Fascist bastards!

LOL!

[AK]

I hope it's an April Fools...

[AK]

Well aren't they generous...



How much do I get paid?

We pay for all the baby's food during showroom opening hours and give you and your immediate family a 5% discount on ALL of our products. You also receive the following amounts depending on your situation:
Child and Parent Package - £10/day
Child only (We will provide a helper) - £5/day
...not.

[Mindtoaster]

I hope it's an April Fools...

Oh God,

I completely forgot about that.

No way it isn't a joke

[Hexen]

I guess our reversion back into the 19th century (child labor) is finally complete if this is true...

[AK]

I'd like to see these Bourgeoisie's reactions if we told them they had to make their babies and kids work.

[Bitter Ashes]

Okay. It's past midday. Time for everyone who hasnt already, to highlight the words that I left underneath the link so that they're visable. lol

[RedStarOverChina]

Okay. It's past midday. Time for everyone who hasnt already, to highlight the words that I left underneath the link so that they're visable. lol
I can't believe I'm the only one who realized it was a joke.

Man, the pranksters prey on the young, innocent beings like the ones on this forum and eat them up whole for breakfast. I get the feeling most of us won't make it out there.

[chegitz guevara]

I can't believe I'm the only one who realized it was a joke.

Highlight the words in my previous post.

[Tablo]

I love April Fool's Day.

[Chimurenga.]

"family life was better for it"

Yeah. I mean, twelve year old kids with black lung or no left arm because of an accident at work REALLY improved family life.

[Bitter Ashes]

Yeah. I mean, twelve year old kids with black lung or no left arm because of an accident at work REALLY improved family life.
oh dear. You look silly now. *points*

[Chimurenga.]

oh dear. You look silly now. *points*

Yes. Yes, I do.

[KurtFF8]

Finally, a good April Fools joke

[AK]

I hope it's an April Fools...
I got it first.