trolling your kids chaplain, your doing it right...

[Sasha]

i was torn between the chichat and religion section but i think this belongs here: http://27bslash6.com/easter.html


:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol:

[Sam_b]

This is actually genius.

[bcbm]

that was great :lol:

[DecDoom]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Best thing I've ever read.

[Nwoye]

"Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus have a sword fight."

true

[piet11111]

"Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus have a sword fight."

true

And that is why lord of the rings will be my primary choice of religion should i ever suffer severe brain trauma that induces religiosity.

[Kléber]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/But_to_bring_a_sword

Jesus told his comrades to pack heat:

Then Jesus asked them, “When I sent you without purse, bag or sandals, did you lack anything?”
“Nothing,” they answered.
He said to them, “But now if you have a purse take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell our cloak and buy one. It is written: ‘And he was numbered with the transgressors’; and I tell you that this must be fulfilled in me. Yes, what is written about me is reaching its fulfillment.”
The disciples said, “See, Lord, here are two swords.”
“That is enough,” he replied.

[Audeamus]

I spat my ramen all over my computer.

[Invincible Summer]

People need to do this more often

[Chambered Word]

So much win. :laugh:

[ChrisK]

DARYL, THIS IS GOD. BUY DAVID A TOYOTA PRADO. A WHITE ONE. WITH DARK GREY LEATHER INTERIOR AND SAT NAV.
god

[Morgenstern]

I've found my god.

[Tablo]

Funniest thing I have read in months.

[Il Medico]

Ha ha ha. Win. :lol:

[RedStarOverChina]

LOL, how delightful.