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The Feral Underclass
2nd March 2010, 10:04
...Between a straight man and a gay man?


A bottle of vodka.

Hahahaha. Straight men are easy.
Jia
2nd March 2010, 10:04
what
The Feral Underclass
2nd March 2010, 10:07
what

Well, you see. The joke lies in the fact that I propose a serious question, but in actual fact go onto imply that heterosexual men only need to be drunk in order to be homosexuals.

Is that more clearer?
Jia
2nd March 2010, 10:22
Well, you see. The joke lies in the fact that I propose a serious question, but in actual fact go onto imply that heterosexual men only need to be drunk in order to be homosexuals.

Is that more clearer?

no explain again
The Feral Underclass
2nd March 2010, 10:40
Straight men = easy when drunk.

I can draw you a picture if you'd like?
The Essence Of Flame Is The Essence Of Change
2nd March 2010, 10:44
:confused:heterophobia?
Bright Banana Beard
2nd March 2010, 11:05
Straight men = easy when drunk.

I can draw you a picture if you'd like?

Pretty please?
The Feral Underclass
2nd March 2010, 11:13
:confused:heterophobia?

I don't hate straight people. Some of my closest friends are straight.

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eyedrop
2nd March 2010, 15:19
Does that work the reverse way too? If so we should tell the christian who seems to be having some trouble turning gay men straight. (This thread asked for it)
The Feral Underclass
2nd March 2010, 16:08
Of course it doesn't work the other way around!
eyedrop
2nd March 2010, 21:35
I got a feeling someone sodomized someone recently
The Feral Underclass
2nd March 2010, 21:37
Who!?...Persecute them!
Misanthrope
2nd March 2010, 21:50
Haha, so true.:)
Jazzratt
3rd March 2010, 00:27
Does that work the reverse way too? If so we should tell the christian who seems to be having some trouble turning gay men straight. (This thread asked for it)

I'm not really sure it counts as turning straight but I met a lesbian some months back who got drunk and fondled a few people's dicks because she was curious as to what they felt like.
CallMeSteve
3rd March 2010, 22:58
I'm not really sure it counts as turning straight but I met a lesbian some months back who got drunk and fondled a few people's dicks because she was curious as to what they felt like.

I wish I had gay female friends like this.

True story: one of my fiends who is a lesbian has a no-cock tattoo (kinda like the no-smoking symbol..) She's classy like that.
The Feral Underclass
3rd March 2010, 23:32
I wish I had gay female friends like this.

:blink:

Erm...Or perhaps some straight female friends....That would probably work out better for you...
The Feral Underclass
3rd March 2010, 23:33
I'm not really sure it counts as turning straight but I met a lesbian some months back who got drunk and fondled a few people's dicks because she was curious as to what they felt like.

I'm going to have sex with you one day.
CallMeSteve
3rd March 2010, 23:53
:blink:

Erm...Or perhaps some straight female friends....That would probably work out better for you...

A fair point, though with gay ones I reckon it makes it less awkward. ;) They have a quick feel of your cock - they get to know how it feels; you enjoy it; there is no awkwardness afterwards as neither expects anything else... everyone is a winner.

If it's any excuse for being crude, I am a little drunk. :p
black magick hustla
4th March 2010, 02:07
I'm going to have sex with you one day.

arent you really big and he is really small? youre gonna break him
Il Medico
4th March 2010, 02:13
I'm going to have sex with you one day.
Hahaha. Classy.
Jazzratt
4th March 2010, 02:37
I'm going to have sex with you one day.

You have all the best lines.
The Feral Underclass
4th March 2010, 08:32
arent you really big and he is really small? youre gonna break him

He's not that small. He's about the same height as me. I'm heavier that him, I'll be gentle (to begin with).
The Feral Underclass
4th March 2010, 08:34
A fair point, though with gay ones I reckon it makes it less awkward. ;) They have a quick feel of your cock - they get to know how it feels; you enjoy it; there is no awkwardness afterwards as neither expects anything else... everyone is a winner.

If it's any excuse for being crude, I am a little drunk. :p

Well, I'm glad to see you've thought it through.