Describe your perfect girl/guy

[Labor Shall Rule]

Go!

She has unique style and low-maintenance vibe. Calm, but likes to talk. Caring. Smokes buddha and drinks. I've always liked "ghetto" girls.

[NecroCommie]

Politically active communist.
Not ugly.
Preferably a metalhead, though this one is not a prerequisite.

[Muzk]

A big butt

[The Feral Underclass]

Still warm....

[Tyrlop]

able to cook and to make my bed.

[Raúl Duke]

I'm unable to...
I just like some people and usually they don't have much in common with one another per se...
perhaps they're seemingly independent women, somewhat astute/observant/clever/smart, "strong" in some sense, etc.
The ones I like now all seem to have a troubled or shaky past and/or have manic depression.

[Incendiarism]

mute

[RHIZOMES]

I'm unable to...
I just like some people and usually they don't have much in common with one another per se...
perhaps they're seemingly independent women, somewhat astute/observant/clever/smart, "strong" in some sense, etc.
The ones I like now all seem to have a troubled or shaky past and/or have manic depression.

I'm quite similar to your tastes, most girls I've had a serious crush on rather than just thought were attractive usually shared the above characteristics.

[F9]

able to cook and to make my bed.

You dont ask for much, basically just a servant:rolleyes:

There is no such thing as perfect, and thats what makes life sweet, or shit some times:lol::p

[Vendetta]

Naked.

[ls]

ComradeMan of course.

[Raúl Duke]

I'm quite similar to your tastes, most girls I've had a serious crush on rather than just thought were attractive usually shared the above characteristics.

I wrote what I wrote since I thought it would be a waste of time or that I just don't have the imagination (or want to bother my imagination with) to "describe your perfect girl" so I wrote about some of the people I've been recently interested. I kind of think it's a little silly (but hey it's worthy for chit-chat, don't get me wrong) to try and "describe the perfect girl" when it doesn't matter, it's probably unlikely that one would meet or fall in love with the "perfect" girl. I doubt perfection ever exists.

[Os Cangaceiros]

Still warm....

And the winner for best response in this thread goes to...

[Lyev]

one that doesn't squirm when I stick it in...

[Invincible Summer]

Somewhat of a leftist, maybe even at least left-liberal. I won't hedge my bets on a revolutionary, but even as far as a democratic socialist and that'd be great.

Atheist or at least not religious. I won't put up with any praying or bullshit like karma.

I must be able to carry an intellectual conversation, also random geeky conversations like "If the Na'vi fought Wookies, who would win?"

A good sense of humor.

[Kléber]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d7/Sans-Culottes.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3626/3473157054_97f27e563e.jpghttp://www.flamesofwar.com/Portals/0/all_images/Historical/Partisans/Partisan-18.jpg

http://www.madrid1936.es/alrededores/imagesaga/milicianas.jpg

http://auteursnotebook.s3.amazonaws.com/multiple%20images/NYFF09/The-Red-Detachment.jpg

[Tablo]

Either apolitical or left leaning. I can't deal with some racist conservative woman. Moderately attractive, I'm not too picky. An interesting personality as most girls I meet seem like personality clones or something.

[Tower of Bebel]

Keep on dreaming Kléber ;).

[Dimentio]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icUC32-0WuY

[Wanted Man]

Sane. Sadly, that seems to be an unattainable utopia at the moment.

[9]

ComradeMan of course.

This, basically.

[Wanted Man]

He is definitely a hot piece of man. Basically the male equivalent of all those IDF girls that they post on conservative forums.

[Il Medico]

Hmmm...well this might take a bit, because I have different things I look for in men and in women. But anywho...

Women:
Physical- Preferably Brunette. A nice face. Green eyes if possible. Not too thin, but not chubby. Not hairy. If white preferably tanned. Has medium sized feet. Smooth skin (especially hands). Shaved legs and arms. And of course nice tits and a round ass.
Personality- Geeky (as another said, random odd conversations, also must like Doctor Who). Artsy and eclectic. Apolitical or a left-leaning. Not a christian, at least of the major churches (I don't mind the new agey types, but dogmatic Christians annoy the hell out of me). Extrovert. Quick wit and funny. History geek. Willing to cuddle.

Men:
Physical- Preferably brunette( but much more enthused about blonds in this case.) Flat stomach, or not much of a belly. Some muscle but not a lot. Soft features. Soft skin. Not super hairy. Green eyes if possible. Short hair. Tan. Good hugger. And of course firm ass and good sized dick.
Personality- Not a jock! Geeky. Artistic. Apolitical or left leaning. Not christian. Smart and witty. Funny. Dashing and daring. And of course willing to cuddle. Must like Doctor who.

[Dimentio]

Insanity could be a charming trait sometimes. ^^

[Il Medico]

Insanity could be a charming trait sometimes. ^^
Indeed. But a good type of insane, not chop you into bits while you sleep insane.

[the last donut of the night]

Good question.

Body: around my height, brunette, preferably with green eyes (a very good combo), wears glasses, good-size tits, round ass, smooth skin, nice teeth, and latina (a thing of mine).

Intellectually: preferably leftist (I would love a communist, but that's hard to find), able to have very good 'deep' conversations, able to fit my sense of humor, and able to take part in nerdy conversations.

She should be able to chill very often and smoke a ton of weed.

Also, horny all the time.

[Il Medico]

Good question.

Body: around my height, brunette, preferably with green eyes (a very good combo), wears glasses, good-size tits, round ass, smooth skin, nice teeth, and latina (a thing of mine).

Intellectually: preferably leftist (I would love a communist, but that's hard to find), able to have very good 'deep' conversations, able to fit my sense of humor, and able to take part in nerdy conversations.

She should be able to chill very often and smoke a ton of weed. With the exception of the latina part I know the prefect girl for you.


Also, horny all the time.
You'll regret that prerequisite when your 50.

[Panda Tse Tung]

the perfect girl is a female form of moi!
Actually it's not, i'd annoy the shit out of myself.

[Rusty Shackleford]

a fascist. why? it would make the fights ever so sweet.

[Il Medico]

Nah, fight are the best when they are over stupid and petty political differences. Like say whether or not Stalin ate Babies or Trotsky's favorite icepick accessories. You know, the little stuff that make people with relatively close political views want to tear each other apart, for the good of the proletariat of course.

[Dimentio]

Indeed. But a good type of insane, not chop you into bits while you sleep insane.

Ah... that reminds me of my ex-girlfriend. :laugh:

[al8]

A girl I can be deeply intimate with and has a low propensity towards drama and has a love for truth. That's about it. Oh yeah, and she has to dig all my sexual fetishes and smell intoxicating by her own accord.

[Weezer]

Someone who understands me.

I ask for nothing more, except maybe some titties.

[Nolan]

Indeed. But a good type of insane, not chop you into bits while you sleep insane.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d8/Zomg_owl.jpg

[MELT]

1) Chubby
2) Cute face
3) Apolitical
4) Good in bed
5) Funny

I already have her :)

Seriously, if you are a commited marxist, it's good if your partner is apolitical... You escape from politics when you're with her.

[Tablo]

My ex-girlfriend was a crazy borderline fascist ***** so I don't know why any of you would want that! xD

She claimed humans were like wolves even when I debunked that and she continues to spout things largely in favor of market economics and racism. It is also weird how she is hispanic and is racist against hispanic people. She even idolized people that were historically fascist dictators. I have no clue how I managed to date that kind of person.

[Rusty Shackleford]

My ex-girlfriend was a crazy borderline fascist ***** so I don't know why any of you would want that! xD

She claimed humans were like wolves even when I debunked that and she continues to spout things largely in favor of market economics and racism. It is also weird how she is hispanic and is racist against hispanic people. She even idolized people that were historically fascist dictators. I have no clue how I managed to date that kind of person.

i was actually joking about wanting to date a fascist. and you explained why i would not want to

[Dooga Aetrus Blackrazor]

I try not to conceptualize things in terms of "perfect." I find a checklist for dating treats people as means as is almost the equivalent of shopping for groceries. Then again, this attitude is probably the reason I'm single.

Physically, I find it's more of how things go together than specific traits, but I have a distinct like of red hair and sometimes abnormal dyed colors like blue. I never pay attention to eyes, but I did find out I like green. These traits don't matter a lot to me, though.

Intellectually, I just don't connect with people who can't have sophisticated philosophical and political discussion. Now this limits my choices, but so do a lot of things for just about everyone. We're all distinct. This would probably be my limited factor, although I could see myself potentially connecting with someone on the basis of the artistic or creative symmetry. Co-writing for fun with someone or such, though that probably entails philosophy discussion.

Aside from that, I don't really care much. Politically, I just want them to be sane. I can tolerate any view of morality except the view that "morality exists, the status quo is good, and it's alright that I just bought a fifth house when children are dying." That view annoys me. Perhaps because I know people with it and see it often.

Now a negative list I could do almost infinitely. Don't have a desire to cannibalize me, eat small children, etc.

[Wanted Man]

Sane. Sadly, that seems to be an unattainable utopia at the moment.

To get back to this topic, I'm arranging a date tomorrow night, with the rather crazy girl I've alluded to before. I have no idea what I'm getting into. 98% that she's an emotional parasite who will be of no help to me. But it's those other 2% that makes it worthwhile, somehow.

[Os Cangaceiros]

Indeed. But a good type of insane, not chop you into bits while you sleep insane.

http://www.slasherama.com/images/insidephoto.jpg

:scared:

[Eia]

Like me, cuz I'm perfekt. :blushing:

[Tablo]

I would never date myself. I'm too much of a smart-ass about everything.

[black magick hustla]

Like me, cuz I'm perfekt. :blushing:
hello marsella

[Tyrlop]

I once fell in love with the girl in this picture:
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n62/tyrlop/buergerkrieg.jpg
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n62/tyrlop/trece_rosas_rojas.jpg
LOOK AT HER. LOOK AT THIS. SO ROMANTIC. :(