Bitter Ashes
6th February 2010, 09:12
Well, I'm a cleaner and I get to see some pretty fucked up stuff in my shifts. Usualy because to at least some of the people at the office I'm invisible. I've found Stella cans and used condoms in the staff toilets, what looked like a discarded suicide note in the bin (they must have had a change of heart) and seen the company directors sat watching cricket on a 40" plasma screen while they're laying off thier staff, but yesterday was something to make me laugh at least.
The company CEO and one of his directors were in the kitchen, in thier suits, with a bucket giggling to themselves. They were making homebrew in the kitchen! It was late, but some of the staff were still around, mostly the ones who are nice enough to chat to the cleaners and treat us like human biengs. I swear that they would never have believed me when I told them until they saw the company's executives walking through the office giggling at how "naughty" they were with thier big bucket smelling very very obviously of homebrew.
The bucket's now in the archieves downstairs. I was tempted to drop a few laxatives in it, but I figured that for entertaining me with that spectacle I might let them off lol.
The company CEO and one of his directors were in the kitchen, in thier suits, with a bucket giggling to themselves. They were making homebrew in the kitchen! It was late, but some of the staff were still around, mostly the ones who are nice enough to chat to the cleaners and treat us like human biengs. I swear that they would never have believed me when I told them until they saw the company's executives walking through the office giggling at how "naughty" they were with thier big bucket smelling very very obviously of homebrew.
The bucket's now in the archieves downstairs. I was tempted to drop a few laxatives in it, but I figured that for entertaining me with that spectacle I might let them off lol.