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Invincible Summer
4th February 2010, 21:45
From: http://www.vancouversun.com/sports/2010wintergames/Welcome+2010+Winter+Olympics+Please+keep+left/2520429/story.html





"The 2010 Winter Olympics will take place in Vancouver & Whistler, on unceded Indigenous land . . . We call on all anti- capitalist, Indigenous, housing rights, labour, migrant justice, environmental, antiwar, community-loving, antipoverty, civil libertarian and anti-colonial activists to come together to confront this two-week circus and the oppression it represents." -- Press release sent out Wednesday, titled " Anti-Olympic Resistance Unleashed!", from the Olympic Resistance Network, complete with a schedule of coming events.
Sisters and Brothers, Welcome to Vancouver!
We hope your cavity searches coming through the border this time did not discomfit you too much: The fascist police forces have been uncommonly thorough in the run-up to the Olympic Circus, and we have trauma counsellors standing by for any of those who feel the need to talk it out. (Consider, though, that any embarrassment you may have felt caused the capitalists to spend hundreds of millions of dollars on security measures! Another victory!)
Following are a few pointers to give you, our guests, what to expect during the next two fun-filled weeks:
- For those of you who have just arrived in Vancouver and still have not arranged for accommodation, our housing activists will be on hand to direct you to available squats and condemned tenements in the area. (Or go online to check our housing directory at www.cockroachinfestedhell.com.)Also, I have some space on my living room floor, if you don't mind sleeping on a futon.
- Be sure to register for our full slate of fascinating seminars and workshops to be held at the North Korean consulate, location disclosed upon a secret handshake. Some of the subjects in our lineup include:
" Too Close for Comfort: Lycra Track Suits and The Objectification of Female Olympic Athletes."
" The Last Bast ion of Apartheid."
And:
" Great Expectorations: You, the Police and Spitting."
- Plan to have a blast by taking part in the Resistance Network's own Alternative Olympic Games. They're non-judgmental, gender-neutral and open to all sexual orientations, other than those whose outdated notion of the traditional patriarchal nuclear family is dependent on the systemic subjugation of Womyn.
There's something for everybody in the Games, including: The 100-yard Smash (cobblestones plus plate glass windows equals fun!); the Skeleton Hunger Strike (last one to faint wins); Transgendered Hockey (no offside, no icing, no rules); and the Downhill Trajectory of Western Civilization (first to the finish line wins survivalist kit). Be sure to sign up the kids!
- The week will culminate with a march downtown, scheduled to coincide with the opening ceremony of the Olympic Winter Games. We will welcome our Olympic torch as it makes its climactic entry into Vancouver, and then possibly burn something down with it. We do not -- we repeat, WE DO NOT -- condone violence of any kind. But things happen, don't they?
Marchers should wear something comfortable to protest in -- hobnail boots and gas masks are always timeless -- and remember to bring the chip on your shoulder.
- Unhappily for those many people who expressed an interest in visiting it, there is no Cuba Pavilion at the actual Olympic Games. The International Olympic Committee claims its absence is due to Cuba's lack of winter athletes, rather than political pressure from American imperialists, and sure, 9/11 wasn't an inside job! But as an alternative, may we suggest that after a hard day of protesting, locals like to congregate at Chez Che's in east Vancouver.
A personal recommendation? Try the flan there. It will revolutionize your tastebuds!



What a bunch of reactionary, uninformed, mischaracterizing bullshit. This is such an immature jab at the left.

CELMX
4th February 2010, 23:05
Really? Really?
wtf...this is really immature...
i mean:


-we have trauma counsellors
-North Korean consulate, location disclosed upon a secret handshake
-Great Expectorations: You, the Police and Spitting
-the Skeleton Hunger Strike (last one to faint wins)
-hobnail boots and gas masks are always timeless


*facepalm*

The Red Next Door
4th February 2010, 23:35
It should be called the asshole sun instead of Vancouver.

Invincible Summer
5th February 2010, 01:13
I mean, this columnist usually has witty, flippant opinion pieces, but this one takes the cake. He's just listing a bunch of stupid stereotypes and is getting paid for it.

It's not even that he's slandering the left, he's denigrating feminist values when he lampoons the left's focus on objectification, subjugation of women and the queer community.

Kléber
5th February 2010, 05:09
i loled at some of it but lets reclaim the glory of communist athletic tournaments

People's Olympiad (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People%27s_Olympiad)


With the outbreak of the Spanish Civil War (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Civil_War) just as the games were to begin, the alternate games were hastily cancelled. Some athletes never made it to Barcelona as the borders had been closed, while those who were in the city for the beginning of the games had to make a hasty exit. However, at least 200 of the athletes such as Clara Thalmann (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clara_Thalmann) remained in Spain and joined workers' militias (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Militia) that were organized to defend the Spanish Republic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Spanish_Republic).[/URL]


Spartakiad (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People%27s_Olympiad#cite_note-0)


Everyone could participate in them - from ordinary people to top-level athletes. The number of participants, for example, in the 6th Summer Spartakiad of the Peoples of the USSR, was 90 million people (twice the number of athletes in the USSR in that time), including 8,300 Masters of Sports of the USSR (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unified_Sports_Classification_System_of_the_USSR). And in the 3rd Winter Spartakiad of the Peoples of the USSR took part 20 million people, including some 1,000 Masters of Sports of the USSR.[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spartakiad#cite_note-GSE-1"]

Left Turn
5th February 2010, 11:39
It should be called the asshole sun instead of Vancouver.

It should be called the Israel Sun, for their shamefully pro-Israel bias, and for their lawsuit against the activists who produced the parody of the Vancouver Sun on Israel/Palestine back in 2007.

Pete McMartin's article is horrid, full of inacuracies and cheap shots at the activists in this city that have worked so hard to oppose the Olympics. At the same time, the article is so over the top that I can't help but laugh at the horrid awfulness of it.

The Red Next Door
7th February 2010, 19:55
It should be called the Israel Sun, for their shamefully pro-Israel bias, and for their lawsuit against the activists who produced the parody of the Vancouver Sun on Israel/Palestine back in 2007.

Pete McMartin's article is horrid, full of inacuracies and cheap shots at the activists in this city that have worked so hard to oppose the Olympics. At the same time, the article is so over the top that I can't help but laugh at the horrid awfulness of it.
If you wanna a laugh listen to righties take cheap shop at the left.:D

Monkey Riding Dragon
13th February 2010, 18:59
I've lately been commenting on the nature of the Olympic Games on another message board (here (http://forums.matrixfans.net/showthread.php?p=512615#post512615)) and thought a couple of the entries would be a compliment to this thread. So here are the key contents:


Canada's parliament may be suspended (a brazen effort to stop an inquiry into Canada's role in supporting U.S. torture schemes in Afghanistan), but the Vancouver Winter Olympic Games certainly aren't. Once again, the world will soon "set aside politics and come together around sport", as ritually happens every two years. (I use quotations because it's completely untrue. The Olympics are always about fostering patriotism, not community.) But it occurs to me that the press is largely ignoring the real sporting events involved; the ones the wealthy visiting foreigners will actually involve themselves in. So let's take a glance at just a few of the real Olympic Games briefly...

Snap Pictures of the Human Exhibits (http://www.vancouversun.com/sports/Olympic+homeless+pavilion+feels+contrived+dumbed+d own/2507806/story.html)

Buy and Kill the Imported Women and Children (http://www.canada.com/ottawacitizen/news/story.html?id=bf1a23dd-411b-4d23-ac04-1fe371334a6a&p=1)

Take Other People's Money (http://www.jackpotfinder.com/vancouver2010winterolympics.phtml)

It's all part of economic recovery. Can't you feel the spirit of worldwide comradery just oozing out of this great occasion?

And here was a later update I made:


Symptomatic of imperialism, American and Russian figure skaters mock First Nations with their costume and routine selections. (http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/vancouver/figure_skating/news?slug=reu-figure_skatingcostumes_pix&prov=reuters&type=lgns)

Just figured those thoughts might add to this topic.