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Kléber
31st January 2010, 05:35
fuck you mothafuckagonna stab u


fuck uno u


ur line is a total failure what the fuck have u ever accomplished ever movent u started is a total failreLLOLOLOL are u describing urself and ur own petty bourgeois tendency? olol


ur just petty bourgeoisno u!!!!!!!!!!!1


REVISIOINSTREIVSIONIST!

Nolan
31st January 2010, 05:45
http://www.lolwut.com/layout/lolwut.jpg

Bright Banana Beard
31st January 2010, 06:51
We eat babies. Fin.

Chambered Word
31st January 2010, 09:08
http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/2afzzpc.jpg

Honggweilo
31st January 2010, 11:28
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IrOI_r2LiiI/R_Xm0wC_mII/AAAAAAAAAYc/EIhs6jsKvBY/s400/eating_babies2.jpg

Sasha
31st January 2010, 11:44
hey, i was eating breakfast.

Honggweilo
31st January 2010, 11:53
hey, i was eating breakfast.
so was he :laugh:

NecroCommie
31st January 2010, 12:15
I eat souls sacrificed to my unholy presence. I will then proceed to devour your innocense as a dessert.

hugsandmarxism
31st January 2010, 15:52
http://www.minortweaks.com/archives/cracker.jpg

Dimentio
31st January 2010, 17:44
Threads like these are one of the main reasons that I love you guys

Black Sheep
31st January 2010, 18:46
Whatever stalin used to eat.

http://www.revleft.com/vb/showpost.php?p=1660784&postcount=9

edit: not surprisingly, at a google search 'stalin ate babies' RL is the 1st result

hugsandmarxism
31st January 2010, 20:52
http://www.hongfire.com/cg/data/14/2vvv0qq.gif

Nolan
31st January 2010, 20:54
http://www.hongfire.com/cg/data/14/2vvv0qq.gif


Mmmm crunchy.

NecroCommie
31st January 2010, 21:58
So hugs, you like moustache? If I were gay, I'd be coming onto you by now. You see... I have the most luxorious swashbuckler moustache. :cool:

Also, this morning I had embryos for breakfast. Embryos dipped in innocent blood of the virgins. With that breakfast I drank tears of chained angels, brough forth from my personal gulag in Poland where I kill a million communists per day as a hobby.

The Red Next Door
31st January 2010, 22:04
Stalin's feces?

Luisrah
31st January 2010, 22:39
So hugs, you like moustache? If I were gay, I'd be coming onto you by now. You see... I have the most luxorious swashbuckler moustache. :cool:

Also, this morning I had embryos for breakfast. Embryos dipped in innocent blood of the virgins. With that breakfast I drank tears of chained angels, brough forth from my personal gulag in Poland where I kill a million communists per day as a hobby.

A million? You can't certainly make me believe that.

Luisrah
31st January 2010, 22:43
How can you call yourself a true revolutionary communist if you only get a million a day?

Nolan
31st January 2010, 22:47
I get ten million a day. :cool:

NecroCommie
31st January 2010, 23:01
But you guys must understand that I only have one gulag that the totalitarian party agreed to give me. That is because communist poland is so poor, if we were capitalist we would be a lot better off. So if I were to kill more Polaks a day they would run out, and then there would be no slave labour.

ps. Did you notice how outrageously contracending term I used? Polaks?! That's because I'm a dirty Stalinist who is not internationalist at all!

Luisrah
31st January 2010, 23:17
But you guys must understand that I only have one gulag that the totalitarian party agreed to give me. That is because communist poland is so poor, if we were capitalist we would be a lot better off. So if I were to kill more Polaks a day they would run out, and then there would be no slave labour.

ps. Did you notice how outrageously contracending term I used? Polaks?! That's because I'm a dirty Stalinist who is not internationalist at all!

Killing a million communists a day is fine by me, but calling the Polaks?
Now that's un-cool. :closedeyes:

No, but seriously, look at how things are. You can't kill that much people.
I hate these stupid dictators that just want to kill kill kill.
You must make economic measures, and kill less now, so that you can continue to kill later.

No fun if you kill all your country in a few weeks huh?

RHIZOMES
1st February 2010, 05:03
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IrOI_r2LiiI/R_Xm0wC_mII/AAAAAAAAAYc/EIhs6jsKvBY/s400/eating_babies2.jpg

Even worse for me than psycho, I was eating a KFC chicken drumstick when I scrolled to this pic.

Thanks!!!

Mindtoaster
1st February 2010, 05:11
KFC chicken drumstick

Thanks!!!

Thats even grosser then the guy eating the baby

khad
1st February 2010, 05:15
Even worse for me than psycho, I was eating a KFC chicken drumstick when I scrolled to this pic.

Thanks!!!
It gets worse. This is what passes for art for the degenerate modern Chinese cultural elite.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/horrors/a/eating_babies.htm


We do know, thanks to documentation on Chinese-Art.com, that they were the work of a conceptual artist named Zhu Yu. The photos were exhibited at an underground art show after being rejected as "too controversial" by curators of the Shanghai 2000 Bienniale. For those who haven't seen them and aren't too squeamish to take a peek, here are two examples from Zhu's postmodern performance piece, aptly titled "Eating People," collected from forwarded emails:

Zhu Yu "Eating People" #1 (http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_eating_babies1.htm)
Zhu Yu "Eating People" #2 (http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_eating_babies2.htm)

The artist himself, whose past accomplishments include an opus called "Canned Human Brains," has claimed in interviews that he used real aborted fetuses stolen from a medical school to create the piece, and that he actually cooked and ate the fetuses "for art's sake."

RHIZOMES
1st February 2010, 06:14
Thats even grosser then the guy eating the baby

ATM I am addicted to KFC

cue 50 pounds


It gets worse. This is what passes for art for the degenerate modern Chinese cultural elite.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/horrors/a/eating_babies.htm

...Jesus fuck

bailey_187
3rd February 2010, 22:05
Actual answer:
http://www.stirringtroubleinternationally.com/category/joseph-stalin%e2%80%99s-favourite-dishes/

Sogdian
3rd February 2010, 23:21
oh man that picture scared hell out of me! seriously! :blink: that's not real, is it?

scarletghoul
4th February 2010, 00:13
As other comrades have stated, all true marxist-leninists eat babies. As well as boiling them to use as fertiliser. (http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/berlusconis-communist-claims/2006/03/27/1143330959861.html)

Manifesto
4th February 2010, 03:40
Me and this cat share the same tastes.

http://www.calendarpeddler.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/black_and_white_kitten_biting_lure_from_back.jpg

Angry Young Man
5th February 2010, 15:59
I wonder how you make something look like a roast baby.

Uppercut
6th February 2010, 21:01
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IrOI_r2LiiI/R_Xm0wC_mII/AAAAAAAAAYc/EIhs6jsKvBY/s400/eating_babies2.jpg

yum yum...baby!

spiltteeth
6th February 2010, 23:05
http://justelite.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/035_pics.jpg

Invincible Summer
6th February 2010, 23:22
http://justelite.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/035_pics.jpg

That should be preserved as a glorious tribute to communism

RedStarOverChina
7th February 2010, 04:23
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IrOI_r2LiiI/R_Xm0wC_mII/AAAAAAAAAYc/EIhs6jsKvBY/s400/eating_babies2.jpg
Because of this one particularly "creative" retard, you get stuff like this:

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d62/RedStarOverChina/cp.jpg

Il Medico
7th February 2010, 14:23
http://www.cybergecko.com/njpabga/baby.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8e/Frying_pan.jpeg

Honggweilo
17th February 2010, 22:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEPCoer4Bew

YOU'LL EAT MY BABIES!!!

THERE MY BABIES NOW YOU COMMIE SON OF A *****!

Rusty Shackleford
18th February 2010, 11:08
Potato, baked potato, mashed potato, fried potato, chips, fries, potato stew, potatoes and meat, potato flavored pirogi, potato bread, potato vodka, boiled potato, idaho potatoes.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COkrsPzEmrI&feature=fvw

A.J.
19th February 2010, 16:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h45WnW0ASFY&feature=related

Tonight I shall tucking into an old etonian for my supper.


Yummy:)

The Ben G
28th February 2010, 02:57
h45WnW0ASFY

Tonight I shall tucking into an old etonian for my supper.


Yummy:)

Eat those sons of *****es! Motorhead FTW!

AK
4th March 2010, 11:48
http://www.foodmall.org/images/hb.jpg
...and those are made of bread?!