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Liberateeducate
26th January 2010, 04:57
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/jan/25/oral-sex-dictionary-ban-us-schools

this is nuts, One family doesn't know their child well enough to explain oral sex to them, or feel comfortable enough to explain what it might be, so they freak out, and get dictionaries banned. sounds rational.

Weezer
26th January 2010, 05:50
As much as I want schools collectivized, please, for the love of Jah, when socialism is realized, if I see any act in censorship in schools, I will set Marx's grave on fire.

This isn't just in my state, but in southern California as well, where I live.

Vendetta
26th January 2010, 06:04
I really REALLY want to use that facepalm picture here.

Rusty Shackleford
26th January 2010, 06:56
As much as I want schools collectivized, please, for the love of Jah, when socialism is realized, if I see any act in censorship in schools, I will set Marx's grave on fire.

This isn't just in my state, but in southern California as well, where I live.


of course, for proper socialism to be realized, society would have to already be educated and people would have to be class conscious.

Chambered Word
26th January 2010, 09:44
This is fucking dog's bollocks. Half the fun of going to primary school was looking up dirty words in the dictionaries.

Rusty Shackleford
26th January 2010, 10:45
This is fucking dog's bollocks. Half the fun of going to primary school was looking up dirty words in the dictionaries.
Damn fuckin' straight!

Vendetta
26th January 2010, 15:07
This is fucking dog's bollocks. Half the fun of going to primary school was looking up dirty words in the dictionaries.

Only reason I ever bothered getting a spanish-to-english dictionary for spanish class. :)

NecroCommie
26th January 2010, 20:12
It really is amusing to see how the religious right tries to ignore the existence of sex.

Comrade B
26th January 2010, 20:19
This is fucking dog's bollocks. Half the fun of going to primary school was looking up dirty words in the dictionaries.
thank

That was half my inspiration to learn to read!

manic expression
26th January 2010, 20:37
This kind of bone-headed logic pops up more and more in the US. Someone doesn't like something so they ban the whole goddamn thing and that's supposed to solve the problem. Kids might be without custody between their house and school? Ban biking to school! Fighting is a problem? Punish every kid who's involved in a fight, regardless of who started it, so the bully and the victim get equal punishment! The US education system is crippled by institutional idiocy of the highest degree.

Honestly, for all the comrades outside of the US, if you live in the country for a few years (especially suburbia), you'll find that this kind of idiotic reasoning is almost unavoidable.

Nolan
27th January 2010, 02:19
This kind of bone-headed logic pops up more and more in the US. Someone doesn't like something so they ban the whole goddamn thing and that's supposed to solve the problem. Kids might be without custody between their house and school? Ban biking to school! Fighting is a problem? Punish every kid who's involved in a fight, regardless of who started it, so the bully and the victim get equal punishment! The US education system is crippled by institutional idiocy of the highest degree.

Honestly, for all the comrades outside of the US, if you live in the country for a few years (especially suburbia), you'll find that this kind of idiotic reasoning is almost unavoidable.

And if you think that's bad, try a fucking religious private school.

Comrade B
27th January 2010, 02:54
And if you think that's bad, try a fucking religious private school.
Try a public school with a crazy mormon hardliner as a principle whose main concern is a 5 figure security project fencing in the campus, covering it in cameras with bullet proof glass over them, hiring an extra security guard, and giving administrators and security tazers. During this time he was "forced" to fire a teacher for budget reasons, and we continued to use books which are so fucking old they still have the USSR on them.
Christ I am glad I am done with school

Nolan
27th January 2010, 03:11
Try a public school with a crazy mormon hardliner as a principle whose main concern is a 5 figure security project fencing in the campus, covering it in cameras with bullet proof glass over them, hiring an extra security guard, and giving administrators and security tazers. During this time he was "forced" to fire a teacher for budget reasons, and we continued to use books which are so fucking old they still have the USSR on them.
Christ I am glad I am done with school

Were you in school or juvie? :lol:

Comrade B
27th January 2010, 03:15
Prison

Comrade B
27th January 2010, 03:16
Joking, hope you bought it for a second

Chambered Word
27th January 2010, 04:40
Try a public school with a crazy mormon hardliner as a principle whose main concern is a 5 figure security project fencing in the campus, covering it in cameras with bullet proof glass over them, hiring an extra security guard, and giving administrators and security tazers. During this time he was "forced" to fire a teacher for budget reasons, and we continued to use books which are so fucking old they still have the USSR on them.
Christ I am glad I am done with school

What the fuck is wrong with you, world?

communist72
27th January 2010, 04:47
my school has tried to censor me and my communist ways. i can't read my manifesto in school(which i do cause im not learning anything else lol.) but they can teach bible study and get prayer circles every wednesday morning yet i speak a word of Marx and i get punished. go fucking figure. god please north west ohio. (where i live)

Comrade B
27th January 2010, 05:53
Oh, damn, you go to a religious private school? got to suck. Yeah, they have the right to do whatever the fuck they want to you in one of those pretty much. I had a couple lesbian friends who had to be in the closet all high school because they went to a really fucked up private religious school that found a loop hole which would let the administration kick them out

Chambered Word
28th January 2010, 11:00
Oh, damn, you go to a religious private school? got to suck. Yeah, they have the right to do whatever the fuck they want to you in one of those pretty much. I had a couple lesbian friends who had to be in the closet all high school because they went to a really fucked up private religious school that found a loop hole which would let the administration kick them out

Nope, never been to one I'm glad to say.

From what I've heard their career education programs focus intensely on motivating and preparing the students to become employers and bosses, as opposed to our public system which I know from experience pretty much teaches you that you'll only ever be able to sell your labour.

Consider that and the fact that the last 2 prime ministers (at least) have funded private schools better than any of the state schools and it becomes really obvious they want to shit all over the rest of us.

Fuck that shit. :closedeyes:

Bilan
29th January 2010, 05:14
What a bunch of dumb, fucking cowards.

RHIZOMES
29th January 2010, 06:12
i nearlu got enrolled in a christian high school
SO GLAD I DIDNT

Nolan
29th January 2010, 21:13
I went to a christian school from kindergarten until tenth grade. I regurgitated their bullshit, became an agnostic, rejected conservative politics, and found the revolutionary left. :)

Stand Your Ground
30th January 2010, 17:29
This is fucking dog's bollocks. Half the fun of going to primary school was looking up dirty words in the dictionaries.
LMAO!

OMGeez sex is wrong! Don't teach the children I don't want them reproducing and keeping the human race in existance!

Comrade B
30th January 2010, 22:58
Sex is a sin!

Nolan
30th January 2010, 23:41
Making eye-contact with girls is eye-sex!

Pawn Power
31st January 2010, 19:44
What a bunch of dumb, fucking cowards.

They are more so showing their prudishness and delusions than their cowardice.

synthesis
2nd February 2010, 22:33
LMAO!

OMGeez sex is wrong! Don't teach the children I don't want them reproducing and keeping the human race in existance!

Well, I'll play devil's advocate here and say that the dictionary entry about which they were concerned does not describe an act that is likely to result in reproduction. Apparently God hates foreplay, while He loves chafed genitals.

Also, to my knowledge, the same dictionary does not have an entry for "anal sex," so why have one for the nibble and blowski? Why is an entry for oral sex even necessary? You have an entry for "oral" and an entry for "sex," put them together and the meaning is pretty obvious.

But I will certainly agree with the awesomeness of scouring the dictionary as a six-year-old, looking for dirty words. I guess I grew up before it was really practical to find that stuff on the Internet.

RHIZOMES
3rd February 2010, 06:58
Christian siiiiide hug

Comrade B
3rd February 2010, 07:14
I guess I grew up before it was really practical to find that stuff on the Internet.
Pretty sure that would be what you don't want kids to find out from...

Google... this website looks like it has the answer

Lord Testicles
3rd February 2010, 15:12
Language classes are going to be interesting from now on.

cb9's_unity
4th February 2010, 00:15
As far as shit like this, my school was actually pretty reasonable. None of that abstinence only bullshit was ever presented to us and we weren't sheltered from the reality's of our body. I can't imagine growing up in a really conservative area.