Work place secrets / dickery

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Share your work place secrets here.

Il start: I used to work at one of those uptight steam railways and would give them tea differing for what they asked for just because i got a kick from arguing with them

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[Sam_b]

My work place doesn't secrete anything.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

I one applied for a job but remembered common decency was a tool from THE MAN and got fuk ur mum tattooed on my face instead.

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[RedAnarchist]

/mod fix title pl0x

Fixed.:D

[Kléber]

Popular Copy
(http://www.metacafe.com/watch/3666306/dave_chappelle_pop_copy/)

[An archist]

When I worked at a moving company, one day we needed to move stuff from one house to two houses for a liberal politician.
In house number one, a girl half his age greeted him by a kiss on the mouth, in house number two, his wife, a pregnant girl half his age, greeted him.

[Sasha]

my work was already the whol day in an turmoil because of the anounced visit of a very famous rightwing hardliner (now starting her own borderline fascist party) then of the conservative party who would show up as the guest of honnor at some book event i was working. She came acompanied by a ton of armed secret service and brazenly rushed themself in, jumping the que
This pissed of the normaly quit non-discript student job checking the tickets so bad that he bounced her for not having a valid ticket. so she had to go to the register to pick up here guestlist ticket.
he then tried to do the same with her security escort but they just flashed their badges and gun buts and told him to stop fucking around. :lol:

[Sasha]

oh, and we mess with people who are off their face. its great. we used to have a girl working security who had an identical twin working the bar. guaranteed comedy with a whole party of drugged out people.

[which doctor]

Share your work place secrets here.

Il start: I used to work at one of those uptight steam railways and would give them tea differing for what they asked for just because i got a kick from arguing with them

That's not a work place secret, just you being an asshole.

I have a real secret though. The "always fresh, never frozen" ground beef of Wendy's sometimes came to us frozen.

[YeOldeCommuniste]

I found out that there's a lot of sleeping around that goes on at my new-ish job. :huh:

[piet11111]

at my workplace the older guys where in summers send into the dunes to collect trash but instead of doing that they simply emptied the trash bins and slept until it was time to show up for coffee or to go home.

[Axle]

Fresh out of high school I got a job at some shitty fish market as a cutter/driver/whatever-the-fuck. The owner was a prick who would frequently go on rants about "niggers" and "Jews" when he wasn't screaming at his (very, very few) employees over minor indescretions.

Oh yeah, and he sold a lot of fish past its prime.

[Vendetta]

Everyone steals money and very rarely are we sober at all.

[Chambered Word]

Fresh out of high school I got a job at some shitty fish market as a cutter/driver/whatever-the-fuck. The owner was a prick who would frequently go on rants about "niggers" and "Jews" when he wasn't screaming at his (very, very few) employees over minor indescretions.

Oh yeah, and he sold a lot of fish past its prime.

Jizz in his coffee and rake your patch across his lunch.

[Stand Your Ground]

Jizz in his coffee and rake your patch across his lunch.
LMAO. I work at a restaraunt where I wash dishes, if they drop food on the floor they serve it anyway. :blink:

[Dr Mindbender]

when i worked at a nightclub i used to play ''drink as much beer from the stock without getting caught''.

I once drank 4 bottles of kronenburg. :lol:

[Axle]

LMAO. I work at a restaraunt where I wash dishes, if they drop food on the floor they serve it anyway. :blink:

I'm a cook at a big chain restaurant and it's pretty commonplace. Management looks the other way because of "food cost"...a few of us have been written up for throwing out too much food.

Food cost be damned, though...if I get hungry, I grill up some steak and hide it in the microwave.

[The Ungovernable Farce]

They might've tightened it up a bit now, but working the bar at Leeds Festival used to be a great way to get/give away free drinks. Double vodka and orange juice makes work loads better.

[Stand Your Ground]

I'm a cook at a big chain restaurant and it's pretty commonplace. Management looks the other way because of "food cost"...a few of us have been written up for throwing out too much food.

Food cost be damned, though...if I get hungry, I grill up some steak and hide it in the microwave.
Why do you have to pay for anything you eat there? My boss lets all the employees eat free, except desserts.

[Vendetta]

Why do you have to pay for anything you eat there? My boss lets all the employees eat free, except desserts.

My boss made us pay for food this one winter when we apparently weren't making enough money...he stopped that retarded policy though 'cause we all ignored it anyway.

[Axle]

Why do you have to pay for anything you eat there? My boss lets all the employees eat free, except desserts.

Because our $8.25 an hour is generous enough.