Let's make a story.

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

I'm bored and drunk. Follow on from this post with word per post to create the perfect piece of literature.

I'll start:

Comrade Joe went to the....

[Uncle Hank]

I'm bored and drunk. Follow on from this post with word per post to create the perfect piece of literature.

I'll start:

Comrade Joe went to the....
condom. But fish can't breathe, so the watermelons are agitated.

Seriously though... Comrade Joe went to the... kitchen to grab a...

[Nolan]

Seriously though... Comrade Joe went to the... kitchen to grab a...

...n AK-47.

[Bright Banana Beard]

With the AK-47 in his hand, he went to...

[DecDoom]

Albania...

[Angry Young Man]

To go hunting Crazy Hoxhaists. There, he met his double-agent...

[AK]

...Sarah Palin...

[Chambered Word]

...and mistook her for a Russian moose...

[AK]

...and mistook her for a Russian moose...
I would've said Blue Whale.

[Angry Young Man]

I would've said Blue Whale.

I don't give a fuck. That was his contribution, you spoilt shit.

Anyway, Joe and Sarah went to a mirror shop in Tirana. Sarah started wildly shooting at the mirrors because SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS A MOOSE, NOT A WHALE, PRICK!

[Pirate Utopian]

Suddenly they saw some guys that they don't like,
Walked over to them and said "what's up?"
The first guy Joe saw.....

[Revy]

was RAF. RAF called Joe a Trot wanker and....

[jake williams]

...started fiddling with his...

[Orange Juche]

...started fiddling with his...

naughty bits. Feeling very...

[Pirate Utopian]

naughty he pulled them out and started to....

[jake williams]

...shiver, and then he grabbed a bucket of black paint...

[Muzk]

....and used it to make himself black, so he could use the word....

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

nigger which he did anyway because his black friends know he's not racist and its funny as fuck

[Pirate Utopian]

He sang along to the NWA song....

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Cruising though the street .......

[Muzk]

shouting nigger at a group a blacks, who all of a sudden...

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

he was issues a verbal warning.

[Muzk]

by Q, who then proceeded to post on stormfront with his alias "NIGBASHER", but comrade joe was already trolling again, he went into mcdonalds with his AK and...

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

he was issues a verbal warning.

[Lyev]

Then, suddenly, from nowhere, jumped the super-Zionist, Che-shirt-selling cappie Malte. He shouted, "I shall have what is rightfully mine!!" Then, Joe proceeded to....

[Muzk]

...order a hamburger

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

while beating malte to death with his

[Muzk]

hamburger

[Lyev]

floppy penis

[Muzk]

and then comrademan came in to save malte

[Nwoye]

and then the thread was closed.


please.

[Lyev]

and then the thread was closed.


please.
Cheer up grumpy guts, the kiddies are having a lot of fun here!

[Muzk]

(ignore the troll)

so comrade joe quickly took out his mobile phone and called rosa lichtenstein,

[Lyev]

who gave a scathing, irreverent refutation of the nonsense that is Dialectical Materialism and then

[Pirate Utopian]

ComradeMan died a slow and painful death from boredom.
Manyaztat then....

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

said to joe who was once again centre of attention

[Muzk]

make love to me

[Lyev]

and followed with, "so how's the CC faring these days?"

[Pirate Utopian]

Joe bashed Manyaztat's head in with his louisville slugger.
Now it was Expropriate's turn, so Joe....

[Muzk]

put his pants down...

[Luisrah]

and made Expropriate's face go brown...

[Angry Young Man]

Revealing that he was indeed the son of Spider Dijon. He pissed on Sarah Palin, who presumably still alive.

Then, for thirty long years, the greedy and bloodthirsty admins, unchecked by the CC,...

(ED: Come on peepz lets make this a Dune story!)

[Revy]

sent giant sandworms to close threads everywhere

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

but one man stand alone against this tyranny and his name was.......

[Revy]

Bankotsu.

[Honggweilo]

The Corporate Ordos tentacle rapist of underconsuming schoolgirls and underaged furries, hired by the Atreides to kill the filthy harkonnen red scum who spread homosexuality across the universe.. He lashed out with one giant tentacle at TAT, mistaking his hairyness for furriness, and then...

[Lyev]

and made Expropriate's face go brown...

http://hplolz.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/oh-noes-you-dint.jpg

[Muzk]

comrademan jumped into the attack, as the tentacles ripped his limbs off, he cried, screaming "I LIED IM AN ISLAMOPHOBE, tell hayenmilf i loved her", when suddenly, redstar2000 came in on a wheelchair, which he used to fire rockets at the tentacle beast, when suddenly, from behind the mconalds bar...

[Pirate Utopian]

Frank Sinatra and Michael Jackson appeared and they said in unison...

[Muzk]

"We came."
then, out of the blue mist, a guevara named ernesto came, shooting every single person in the mcdonalds down, the blood went spurting all over the walls.

then, when everything seemed awesome and nice in the cuban mcdonalds, the pope came in, he used his awesome staff to resurrect stalin, who then proceeded to...

[Lyev]

say, "OK! OK! You're right! I admit it; the USSR was overtly state capitalist and I'm just an authoritarian bastard! I've failed Marxism!" then Obama flew down on jet-pack and started...

[NecroCommie]

say, "OK! OK! You're right! I admit it; the USSR was overtly state capitalist and totalitarian! I've failed Marxism!" then Obama flew down on jet-pack and started...
To collectivize agriculture!!! :scared: For president Obama always had a heinous plan! He had gained the trust of liberals in a far away empire of United states. There he had weaved his web of lies for aeons, unnoticed by the western world.

But today lord Obama unleashed his socialist planning on the unsuspecting populace of the USA, via the use of internet forums such as revleft. Town after town fell before the onslaught of cunning assaults and unseen technologies. Corporation after another were forced to bow before their iron ruler, and soon the entire united states was under communist rule... well, at least almost...

Deep within the confines of corporate media, ever cautious for communist takeovers such as this, Glenn Beck decided to fight back! Wave upon wave of communist zealots were erased from existence by the hand of this mighty warrior. Legends were born that night, as entire battallions were sweeped from the living memory. Even so the fate of our dear Glenn seemed tragic, because for every communist he utterly defeated two stepped up to take it's place. It was soon that Glenn realized his end had come.

But on that tragic night he made an oath: "Curse upon thee minions of Obama! I will never live as thine slave! Tonight I will die a free maaaaaaaan!!!!"

While cutting his way through the horde of communists, shouting curses at Obama and chanting prayers to his gods of war, he saw what fate had degreed to him. He knew that this would demand the ultimate sacrifice, but so great was his yearn for freedom that he deided to act upon this one chance of the free world. He made a fearsome leap, killed a thousand warriors in mid air, landed on a roof of a tank and ripped the tower of that tank with his bare hands. He proceeded with his manly assault by throwing the top of the tank at...

[Tyrlop]

fucked manhol

[Pirate Utopian]

and start an anti-communist guerrilla movement he called the Wolverines.
The Wolverines included...

[Muzk]

ComradeMan, Malte, Tyrlop, Pirate Utopian, Rosa Lichtenstein, Adolf Hitler, Stalin, Chomsky, as well as...

[NecroCommie]

The merry men of sherwood.

This legendary movement was thought to be invincible, if it were not for the...

[Angry Young Man]

AYM, who did something similar to where you find a facebook group you object to, realise there aren't any admins and you make yourself the admin and steer it against the original aim. With this, he commanded the South of England be punished by...

[Muzk]

angry eastern germans, when, at the same time, trotskies beard was found in a pyramid in austria, where karl marx was burried a long time ago. the marxist archeologists quickly conserved his body, and started making love to it.

back to trotskies beard, some nazi scientists used the epicness of his beard to clone hitler, but hitler wasnt as expected, he talked of "is fascism in one country possible?" and started brabbling about the evil beaurocratic force of fascist italy.

then, when everything seemed fucked up, angry young man went into a time machine, so he turned into angry old man.

the wolverines watched all this, using their epic satelite technology, they started to fly down onto earth, floated in the sky and started charging a kame hame ha, when TAT...

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

looked on as the people of kent continued the age old tradition of stabbing people in the fucking face henceforth taking control of the world.

[Pirate Utopian]

The world obviously went to shit because of the Kentians' inability to do anything right.

One person would stop the failure of a Kentian world and that was...

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

impossible because joe himself was indeed kentish

[Muzk]

1 second later he realized he wasnt

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

going to stop his merciless slaughter of the non kentish

[Muzk]

jews, but comrademan objected to his decision(from beyond the grave), but he couldnt stop joe, because he was too damn...

[Lyev]

Chuck fuckin' norris!!!

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

And as a result joe joined the all time greats such as hitler , charlse manson and

[Lyev]

Chuck fuckin' Norris!!!

[Muzk]

and then, when all the world thought it was over, mao came out of his grave

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

and was BBQd to feed the children of kent

[Pirate Utopian]

But Mao used Mao Tse-Tung Thought to smite the evil Kentians.
And die they did, die like nobody ever died before, and the world was....

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

pretty fucking empty,apart from when the kentish came back from the dead last week.

[Muzk]

then god came back from her summer break and started to realize how fucked up the world was without her

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

however the kentish people decided that kent was god and that the imposter needed a twating and so the great god war started

[Honggweilo]

then she-god smited all kentians and cursed them to be smoked as fags for all eternity

http://www.leshop.ch/images/ProductsBig/7617800000050.JPG

Then she-god was bored and created this epic battle between STEVEN SEGAL AND CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS... which resulted in a roundhouse kick to the...

[(A)narcho-Matt]

SWP who went to palastine to....

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

brint kent back into the story who had risen from the dead and bottled the she god

[Honggweilo]

who then were defeated again by the dutch

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

who were then promplanty blown to kingdom come by the kentish

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[Honggweilo]

and then the dutch stood up again and broke you in two and rolled massive spliffs out of all the kentians http://www.tacky.nl/m/200809/10113.jpg

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

however this was a delusion inspired by smoking too much bud , the dutch spent the rest of their days alone paranoid someone was out to get them.

[gorillafuck]

Turns out someone really WAS out to get them, and that persons name was....

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Fuserg9 prince of Cyprus

[(A)narcho-Matt]

who was really into straight edge and didnt like people smoking

[Pirate Utopian]

so he punched smokers in the face, who formed a mob and....

[Chambered Word]

tried to kill him with Tesla's unfinished death ray which failed due to...

[(A)narcho-Matt]

the marxian theory of quantum mechanics....

[Honggweilo]

but failed.. and then the Turks came and..

[Muzk]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_04/kebabDM2001_468x373.jpg

after they all ate their kebab, ...

[Honggweilo]

they danced to Tarkan and Athena with the greek-cypriots and there was an united cyprus at last

[Chambered Word]

before Truman 'misplaced' an atom bomb and...

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Australia was bombed doing what should have being done long long before.

[Chambered Word]

And once the smoke cleared, out of the ashes rose

[Muzk]

a bunch of nazbols, who then proceeded to walk to comrade joe and violently

[Rusty Shackleford]

a fist. not a single creature was around to witness the rising of the fist. soon, around the world, fists began rising from the ground. Those who lay lazily in a meadow were reportedly hit in the back of the head by some of these fists. then... on May 1st all the inhabitants of the world heard the warschawjanka and proceeded to...

EDIT: Damnit i was too slow

EDIT 2: ill just continue the story.


...and violently... die because they were all

[Nolan]

blew his brains out.

[Muzk]

http://www.monochrom.at/cracked/comments/slowpoke-pokemon.gif
ill go on :

violently blew his brains out(wtf he has more than 1 brain?)... which he didnt have in the first place. then, hegel arose from the ashes of comrade joes non-existant brain, he said ...

[Nolan]

Fuck it! Then he blew his brains out with the same gun.

[Honggweilo]

http://www.monochrom.at/cracked/comments/slowpoke-pokemon.gif
ill go on :

violently blew his brains out(wtf he has more than 1 brain?)... which he didnt have in the first place. then, hegel arose from the ashes of comrade joes non-existant brain, he said ...

My Dialectical Materialism brings all the "mystics" to the yard, and they're like "its better then Rosa", damn right its better then Rosa, i can teach you but you have to stay out of the philosophy forum

[Pirate Utopian]

then Omar Little sticked him up because Hegel was a secret drug kingpin.
Omar Little then robbed...

[(A)narcho-Matt]

the moon

[Vendetta]

and tried to sell it off to

[Nolan]

The Nazis!

[Rusty Shackleford]

Who then began converting it to a Death Star under direction of their grandmaster George Lucas...

[Chambered Word]

who turned out to be Karl Marx's long lost grandson

[(A)narcho-Matt]

who was the evil twin of

[Lyev]

Chuck Norris...

[Pirate Utopian]

's biggest fan, none other than....

[(A)narcho-Matt]

jebus

[NecroCommie]

...the saviator, who was known galaxy-wide for his excellent...

[Revy]

computer hacking.

[Honggweilo]

then jebus had enough and said "fuck your sins, im going..

[Pirate Utopian]

to get into a drunken barfight."

And get into a drunken barfight he did, he fought...

[Lyev]

with his inner-self...

[Nolan]

Otherwise known as..

[Panda Tse Tung]

Malcolm X, the struggle was firece but then...

[Nolan]

SS zombies appeared...

[Orange Juche]

...and began slowly and sensually eating his...

[Rusty Shackleford]

chicken pot pies...

[Chambered Word]

and dropping dookies in the urinal. Suddenly...

[LeninBalls]

a radiator appeared out of nowhere and made a big shit