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Das war einmal
8th January 2010, 00:13
Should he be hit by a Mig-fighter missile? Be anal penetrated by a horse so he dies from internal bleeding? Should he be skinned alive, chopped up to pieces and then be feed to his own dogs?

http://www.straight.com/article-280243/vancouver/ted-nugent-goes-apeshit-attack-peta-supporters-and-obama
Revy
8th January 2010, 00:34
How should Ted Nugent die?

Do unto others as they would do unto you?


"Mess with me and I will fill you full of lead and then dance on your remains and keep the shit from your carcass in the cleats of my boots while I feed my dog your remains," Nugent told Royal Flush.
bcbm
8th January 2010, 00:50
in my arms...
Kléber
8th January 2010, 00:53
Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama

im saying that when i walk into parties now lol
Revy
8th January 2010, 01:17
this guy is old-school. He said Mao Tse Tung. He probably says Peking too.
Dr. Rosenpenis
8th January 2010, 02:25
definitely by someone legally defending themselves with deadly firearms
hugsandmarxism
8th January 2010, 02:34
What a sweet guy... :laugh:
Woyzeck
8th January 2010, 02:47
What a hero.
ZeroNowhere
8th January 2010, 06:23
However Bill Hicks wishes him to die.
The Red Next Door
8th January 2010, 06:30
dying while taking a shit.
Pirate Utopian
8th January 2010, 06:47
While jumping a harley davidson over a pile of burning cars groupies and drinking a bottle of Jack Daniels! ROCK & ROLL!!!!!!!!!
Das war einmal
8th January 2010, 10:34
Hope he chokes on a steak
Chambered Word
8th January 2010, 10:38
Anally violated by an elephant while being fed into a mulcher.
Angry Young Man
8th January 2010, 15:33
^That puts the elephant's cock at risk of mulching as well, you heartless prick.

Well I don't get a swelling boner at the thought of violence, so I'm happy as long as I can teabag him where he lies
thejambo1
8th January 2010, 18:46
ass fucked by an extremely angry grizzly bear who then bites his stupid head off. then whats left eaten by crows and vultures.:D
Jimmie Higgins
8th January 2010, 19:35
I don't know how he should die, but I'm confident that when he does, these things will be involved: bow and arrow and Nugent's urethra.

This is really the best answer though:

definitely by someone legally defending themselves with deadly firearms
IrishWorker
8th January 2010, 20:57
Cannibalized by homeless Latino immigrants.
PaulMarsh
9th January 2010, 12:23
Isn't there a Consolidated record on how Ted Nugent should die?
Honggweilo
9th January 2010, 15:43
a fatality, dethklok style
Guerrilla22
9th January 2010, 16:53
He should be led into an enclosed area and be shot at by deer.
Ravachol
10th January 2010, 16:13
Post-Natal abortion.
rednordman
13th January 2010, 15:20
Holy shit. I really cannot believe what I have read in that article. Especially in the last paragraph. What a dickhead!

I didnt like George Bush, but at least I didnt accuse him of being Hitler reincarnated. I hate to say this, but its becoming very obvious that alot of famous people/celebs in the USA, are total loons.

Is a bit mad really when you grow up idolisng some people, and then when you mature and understand the world alittle bit better, you just realise exactly how out of touch most celebs really are. Not that I admired Ted Nugent anyway.
Vendetta
13th January 2010, 15:31
He should be led into an enclosed area and be shot at by deer.

http://progressiveboink.com/jon/images/calvinhobbes/jon5.GIF

Replace Frank with the Nuge. ;)
Guerrilla22
13th January 2010, 17:07
He is a huige dickhead. I'm ashamed he is from Michigan. He came to my University to give a speech (invited by the college republicans) for some reason as he doesn't actually have a college degree.
Tyrlop
13th January 2010, 20:38
Who is Ted Nugget?
Bilan
13th January 2010, 21:30
Bowling alley accident.
Chimurenga.
13th January 2010, 22:10
Eaten by a bear.
Sasha
13th January 2010, 22:19
hit over the head with an big hammer by an psychotic penquin