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KC
5th January 2010, 20:45
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bcbm
5th January 2010, 20:55
"work?"
KC
5th January 2010, 20:59
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*Viva La Revolucion*
5th January 2010, 21:15
Will the unicorns be able to form their own unions?
bcbm
5th January 2010, 21:16
i've no question on the unicorns. they obviously go without saying. i just don't believe the category "work" will exist after the revolution but, rather, production oriented tasks will be integrated more fully into life.
Robocommie
5th January 2010, 21:29
I think it's a vital question of historical materialism that we establish that there is always room for beauty and magic in the revolution. It's time for the Keebler Elves to fucking democratize cookie production.
Angry Young Man
5th January 2010, 22:24
In a mode of production where the means of production are held in common and everything will be automated we will be able to genetically engineer unicorns by cross-breeding Horses and Narwhals.

Questions?

What happens when we get ocean horse-whales with no horns? My recommendation is for public transport to be eco-friendly buses that run on Weezer and look like stretch minis. Actually, we can make mini TARDISes
Panda Tse Tung
5th January 2010, 22:56
Beer and cheese for everybody!
Ohw and fags.
the last donut of the night
7th January 2010, 23:54
I think it's a vital question of historical materialism that we establish that there is always room for beauty and magic in the revolution. It's time for the Keebler Elves to fucking democratize cookie production.

This is probably one of the funniest posts I've seen on RevLeft.
Dimentio
7th January 2010, 23:56
The Sea will be made into lemonade.

Gravity will turn around.

And I will have an own dinosaur. A pink one.
Lyev
7th January 2010, 23:59
And once we have expropriated the expropriators we can punch some badgers and then we can steal some means of production from ginger people.
the last donut of the night
8th January 2010, 00:10
I will have scientists breed me a talking banana. With the voice of Morgan Freeman.
Lyev
8th January 2010, 00:17
Man I love Morgan Freeman. After the revolution he would be my best pal, and we would go for long, romantic walks on the beach together, with our pet dog called Brandy.
NecroCommie
8th January 2010, 09:32
After the revolution I will have children without marriage and they would be named Drizzt, Swordmaster and Vandal. They will not be bullied for those names. Our home language would be elvish, so that the local council would be forced to provide public services in elvish language, and recogize an official elven minority.
Angry Young Man
8th January 2010, 09:50
And once we have expropriated the expropriators we can punch some badgers and then we can steal some means of production from ginger people.
Or we can use badgers to hunt gingers
Chambered Word
9th January 2010, 14:34
I'll eat all the bloody cheesecake in the world. Best food ever.
Angry Young Man
9th January 2010, 15:03
Lemon meringue pie is so much better
Tyrlop
9th January 2010, 16:17
all the people you can rape and torture for free
Sasha
9th January 2010, 16:36
all the people you can rape and torture for free


jeesh, dont make this kind of jokes please, verbal warning.
the last donut of the night
9th January 2010, 16:46
jeesh, dont make this kind of jokes please, verbal warning.

maybe he was referring to the anti-communist idiots that say "omg stalin killed 100 million ppl"?

anyways, it was a tad overboard
Guerrilla22
9th January 2010, 16:51
free arby's sandwhiches for all.
Honggweilo
10th January 2010, 00:26
what? there is no after in a permanent revolution amirite :rolleyes:?
Orange Juche
10th January 2010, 06:56
i've no question on the unicorns. they obviously go without saying. i just don't believe the category "work" will exist after the revolution but, rather, production oriented tasks will be integrated more fully into life.

That's because we let the unicorns do all the "work." They're chill like that.
Orange Juche
10th January 2010, 06:58
free arby's sandwhiches for all.

Arby's sandwiches without pubes in them? Because here in the era of pre-revolution, I can attest personally to this problem.
Chambered Word
10th January 2010, 14:43
Arby's sandwiches without pubes in them? Because here in the era of pre-revolution, I can attest personally to this problem.

Gotta wonder what they get up to in the kitchen...
KC
10th January 2010, 15:08
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Sasha
10th January 2010, 15:10
Gotta wonder what they get up to in the kitchen...


http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2010/01/08/your-tax-dollars-hard-at-nsfw (warning very NSFW!)
Guerrilla22
10th January 2010, 15:35
Little Caesar's will also be free. Not that it cost that much anyways, but after the revolution the workers will be able to enjoy a large hot and ready pizza free of charge.

http://www.littlecaesars.com/images/pizza/pepperoni-cheese-pizza.jpg
Muzk
10th January 2010, 15:49
http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2010/01/08/your-tax-dollars-hard-at-nsfw (warning very NSFW!)


its funny what you consider nsfw
KC
10th January 2010, 16:15
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Pirate Utopian
10th January 2010, 17:03
Domino's is shit.
Chambered Word
11th January 2010, 02:43
Domino's is shit.

Yeah, I prefer Pizza Hut or Eagle Boys.


its funny what you consider nsfw

It's perfectly safe if you work in the pornography industry.

That was pretty hot though, thanks RevLeft.
BobKKKindle$
11th January 2010, 06:15
It will be sunny and warm all the time, with free icecream on street corners
Woyzeck
11th January 2010, 14:03
You petit-bourgeois traitor! You know that Domino's is the pizza of the proletarian masses. How dare you!

PURGE!

The Domino's in Tallaght, which is in west Dublin and a large "working-class area", is supposedly the busiest in the world.
Ravachol
12th January 2010, 00:56
After the revolution I will finally get my due pay from the Jewish-Masonic-Bolshevik conspiracy council of vagueness (tm). Fuck yeah. :cool:
Weezer
12th January 2010, 01:27
There better be dancing before, during, and after revolution.
Comrade B
13th January 2010, 02:07
Clearly, we will purge all the Aryans, heterosexuals and Christians.
Guerrilla22
13th January 2010, 07:58
and enjoy domino's
Wanted Man
13th January 2010, 08:06
http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2010/01/08/your-tax-dollars-hard-at-nsfw (warning very NSFW!)

Why aren't there more coffee shops like that?
Sasha
13th January 2010, 11:08
Clearly, we will purge all the Aryans, heterosexuals and Christians.

we'll kill the baby jezus... (again)
the last donut of the night
15th January 2010, 01:18
after the revolution?

i won't have to worry anymore about finding cheap food

i won't have to worry about not having enough money for weed

i won't have to worry about expensive books

i won't have to be political anymore

this is my dream day after the revolution:

I wake up out of bed at 9 because work has been almost abolished. The sun shines on my room peacefully and warmly; the house has been designed to take up very little energy. I go to the kitchen to fix myself something nice and I eat like I've never starved before. Peacefully and slowly. Then I just light up a joint. Afterwards, I read a book on the history of the world during capitalism. It's a very hard thing to read, because the concept of scarcity and class-rule is just beyond my understanding.

I wonder off, thinking about how people thought back then...
Stand Your Ground
15th January 2010, 01:49
That was pretty hot though, thanks RevLeft.
Indeed. How come we don't have more of this here? lol ;):D
Chambered Word
15th January 2010, 12:45
Indeed. How come we don't have more of this here? lol ;):D

How about a RevLeft porn forum? :laugh:
Stand Your Ground
15th January 2010, 23:59
How about a RevLeft porn forum? :laugh:
Agreed! :D
Chambered Word
21st January 2010, 20:59
Agreed! :D

Admin petition, anyone? Lmao.

I wonder if a leftist fetish exists. :ohmy: