Attempting to grow a Trotsky beard

[Chambered Word]

Is there something I can do to it so I'll look like Trotsky? I've always been an admirer of his facial hair. :lol:

[Thirsty Crow]

I too would very much like to resemble Trotsky (or Marx or Kropotkin) when it comes to facial hair, but that's not an option... :( My silly boyish facial hair is annoying. But its kinda cool since I can grow "anti-Hitler" moustache :D:laugh: (imagine Hitler's moustache, then imagine the opposite - hair going alongside the lips and stopping where hitlermoustache would begin :laugh:)

[scarletghoul]

Please let this be a joke thread.

[BobKKKindle$]

How to do?

[scarletghoul]

:laugh:

[Wanted Man]

I want to get Stalin pockmarks and webbed toes. And Che body odour.

[RedStarOverChina]

But its kinda cool since I can grow "anti-Hitler" moustache :D:laugh: (imagine Hitler's moustache, then imagine the opposite - hair going alongside the lips and stopping where hitlermoustache would begin :laugh:)
Now there's a neat idea!

[Axle]

I want to get Stalin pockmarks and webbed toes. And Che body odour.

How about some Lenin male pattern baldness to go with it?

[Sasha]

didnt ema goldman have an lazy eye? i want one of those...

[Tyrlop]

Now there's a neat idea!
no i think it would be stupid, hitler ruined a nice beard. i wish he never had had a beard.
http://jamesomalley.co.uk/blog/pics/moustaches/hitler.jpg

[Pogue]

I want a Makhno scar.

[Sam_b]

OP is such a cool dude.

[RedStarOverChina]

no i think it would be stupid, hitler ruined a nice beard. i wish he never had had a beard.
http://jamesomalley.co.uk/blog/pics/moustaches/hitler.jpg
Eh. Conventional beards and mustaches are boring. I dont have the patience to grow and trim my facial hair, but if I do I'd do something funny, someone no one else does.

[Tyrlop]

Eh. Conventional beards and mustaches are boring. I dont have the patience to grow and trim my facial hair, but if I do I'd do something funny, someone no one else does.
no one else does the square one, because people think you're crazy or nazist in the street. if i get facial hair ill grow a stalin one and ill look more autoritarian and then ill become a cop

[Honggweilo]

ask this guy

http://i47.tinypic.com/14j56qa.jpg

[Honggweilo]

Eh. Conventional beards and mustaches are boring. I dont have the patience to grow and trim my facial hair, but if I do I'd do something funny, someone no one else does.
do you have alot of facial hair then? alot of my chinese friends can't seem to grow anything but a small goatee or thin mustaces until the age of 30

if you do build up the patience, do this

http://clowntowns.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/goober-couche1.png

[Tyrlop]

didnt ema goldman have an lazy eye? i want one of those...
Galán Rodríguez Fermín also had a lazy eye:rolleyes:;)
http://www.fuenterrebollo.com/Masoneria/fermin-galan.jpg

[Ravachol]

do you have alot of facial hair then? alot of my chinese friends can't seem to grow anything but a small goatee or thin mustaces until the age of 30


Pffft, Goatee's rock :thumbup1:

[Dr Mindbender]

How to do?

not sure, but getting Lenin syphillis is quite easy.

[CELMX]

How to do?

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[KC]

Edit

[Sasha]

have it looked at the next time your at the docs anyway

[Ravachol]

I want Sartre's beautifull eyes and teeth

http://thezaz.nationallampoon.com/files/2008/11/sartre.jpg

[RedStarOverChina]

do you have alot of facial hair then? alot of my chinese friends can't seem to grow anything but a small goatee or thin mustaces until the age of 30

if you do build up the patience, do this

http://clowntowns.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/goober-couche1.png
I'm extremely hairy by Chinese standards...But even I can't do that with my chest hair. :lol:

[An archist]

ask this guy

http://i47.tinypic.com/14j56qa.jpg

I've said it before and I'll say it again: we really need a rep function in chit-chat.

[Robocommie]

I want to get Ho Chi Minh laser eyes.

[Dr Mindbender]

I'm extremely hairy by Chinese standards...But even I can't do that with my chest hair. :lol:

The growth of body hair can be promoted by rubbing your own semen into the desired area.

*runs away*

[Panda Tse Tung]

The growth of body hair can be promoted by rubbing your own semen into the desired area.

*runs away*
Would any semen do?
Or just your own?

[Sasha]

it has to be someone elses, your own makes you go bald i heard.

[LOLseph Stalin]

If you're going to grow a trotsky beard just make sure you don't get ice-picked. :lol:

[LOLseph Stalin]

I want to get Stalin pockmarks and webbed toes. And Che body odour.

I actually have a couple webbed toes on one foot. No joke.

[KC]

Edit

[#FF0000]

Fucking disgusting. Get a steak knife and cut that shit out.

Welp, looks like i'm having nightmares forever now

[CELMX]

this thread is so gross

excuse me as i go out and vomit

[LOLseph Stalin]

Fucking disgusting. Get a steak knife and cut that shit out.

Ouch! :(

[Pirate Utopian]

How to do?
Rub mayonaise on your face and eat a bucket of butter after every meal.

[Chambered Word]

OP is such a cool dude.

Thanks. :wub:

Stalin: "Hey Leon, could I pick your brains for a moment?" :lol:

[Pirate Utopian]

And Che body odour.
Give a hug to theredson.

[Angry Young Man]

How do you go about growing a Friedrich Engels-style beard when your 13 and fair?

[Pirate Utopian]

You're 30 and bald.

[Sugar Hill Kevis]

Grow a John Rees beard

[Angry Young Man]

You're 30 and bald.

How dare you! I'm 20 and blond. But I still can't grow an Engels beard. Do you have any idea how depressing it is that there are 12 year olds with better taches than me? :crying:

[Tyrlop]

The growth of body hair can be promoted by rubbing your own semen into the desired area.

*runs away*
Asparagus notoriously causes bitterness, while parsley, celery, cinnamon, and many kinds of fruit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit) (especially tropical) are noted to sweeten it. The semen of heavy smokers and drinkers tends to carry a more acrid taste.

[Sasha]

merged all the "attempting to grow a...." threads.

please dont clutter the forum.

with dearest regards
your designated partypooper

[Angry Young Man]

it has to be someone elses, your own makes you go bald i heard.

I wondered how I got such a hairy arse.

[Tyrlop]

I wondered how I got such a hairy arse.
my ass is more hairy then my face. then the poop sticks to the hairs, and after going with the same underpants a week people say i smell. should i use more then one piece of toilet paper? i think its really a waste to use more then one piece, think of all the trees they are chopping in the jungle. :(

[Sasha]

:blink:

[Sugar Hill Kevis]

:blink:

[Pirate Utopian]

:blink:

[Angry Young Man]

my ass is more hairy then my face. then the poop sticks to the hairs, and after going with the same underpants a week people say i smell. should i use more then one piece of toilet paper? i think its really a waste to use more then one piece, think of all the trees they are chopping in the jungle. :(

Yea and you want it shaven, but you'll never be able to use that razor anywhere else.

[Nwoye]

i wondered how i got such a hairy arse.
put rep in chit chat now

[Chambered Word]

I wondered how I got such a hairy arse.

That doesn't explain mine at all.

[Uncle Hank]

I have a mole on the left part of my chest. I have seen it grow to the size of a pencil eraser. It isn't of any unusual color and has hair growing out of it. It does sting a little bit if I touch it. Do I have any need to worry?
Well if there's hair it's probably an ingrown follicle. Get it looked at they might give you some antibiotics or something.

[Robocommie]

Nobody has told me yet how I can get laser eyes like Ho Chi Minh. I'm pretty sure somebody knows and I think it's really contrary to the spirit of socialism to be holding out on me.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Nobody has told me yet how I can get laser eyes like Ho Chi Minh. I'm pretty sure somebody knows and I think it's really contrary to the spirit of socialism to be holding out on me.

Buy a gun and fire one shot into each eye socket.

[Chambered Word]

...laser eyes like Ho Chi Minh.

Ever wondered how an army of rice farmers crushed everything the West threw at them? Now you know.

[Lyev]

my ass is more hairy then my face. then the poop sticks to the hairs, and after going with the same underpants a week people say i smell. should i use more then one piece of toilet paper? i think its really a waste to use more then one piece, think of all the trees they are chopping in the jungle. :(
Please make the nasty man go away!

[Woyzeck]

Asparagus notoriously causes bitterness, while parsley, celery, cinnamon, and many kinds of fruit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit) (especially tropical) are noted to sweeten it. The semen of heavy smokers and drinkers tends to carry a more acrid taste.

Bananas make it lumpy.

[Chambered Word]

my ass is more hairy then my face. then the poop sticks to the hairs, and after going with the same underpants a week people say i smell. should i use more then one piece of toilet paper? i think its really a waste to use more then one piece, think of all the trees they are chopping in the jungle. :(

One piece is never enough. Seriously.

[the last donut of the night]

One piece is never enough. Seriously.

especially for big boys like me

[Chambered Word]

especially for big boys like me

Was that really necessary? :D

[the last donut of the night]

Was that really necessary? :D

a bit, yes

[Honggweilo]

Pffft, Goatee's rock :thumbup1:
you're just saying that because you cant grow a decent moustache

[Luisrah]

my ass is more hairy then my face. then the poop sticks to the hairs, and after going with the same underpants a week people say i smell. should i use more then one piece of toilet paper? i think its really a waste to use more then one piece, think of all the trees they are chopping in the jungle. :(

Uh, wash it after using paper? Or do you just use paper?

Seriously think it this way.
If you are going on the street and a bird poop lands on your hairy arm, will you clean with a tissue, or will you wash it?

[Tyrlop]

Uh, wash it after using paper? Or do you just use paper?

Seriously think it this way.
If you are going on the street and a bird poop lands on your hairy arm, will you clean with a tissue, or will you wash it?
I Never experienced that, but if i spill yoghurt (or seamen) on my pants i usually use a brush but first after it has solidified.

Wash it after using paper? we don't have ass fountain cleaners here in Denmark. And only really stupid people would actually shower everyday hahaha :laugh:

[Luisrah]

I Never experienced that, but if i spill yoghurt (or seamen) on my pants i usually use a brush but first after it has solidified.

Wash it after using paper? we don't have ass fountain cleaners here in Denmark. And only really stupid people would actually shower everyday hahaha :laugh:

You don't. Shit man, everyone must stink then :laugh:

[Winter]

Are we forgetting the Fidel beard!? I mean, when I first saw that man when I was in jr. high I knew that he was the ultimate peak of beardom. I have created a shrine just in honor of his beard in my apartment. VIVA FIDEL('S BEARD)!!! :castro::castro::castro::castro::castro::castro::c astro::castro::castro::castro::castro::castro::cas tro::castro::castro::castro::castro::castro::castr o::castro::castro::castro::castro:

[Angry Young Man]

Viva la barba!

[Chambered Word]

Trotsky's beard and moustache are cool, but when I think about it I could totally Che Guevara this shit.

[Ravachol]

you're just saying that because you cant grow a decent moustache

I could grow a moustache of Marxist proportions! I simply choose not to and be hip and cool.:cool:

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

Brahms' beard > all.