Elf nerd has sex with elves

[al8]

Yes it is high time I scandiblast y'all, my dear comrades, some Icelandic weirdness.

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This girl thinks "the world would be a better place if more people had sex with elves". A self proclaimed 'elf-sex dork' she claims to have had sex with elves. She even wrote a book about it. "They just come to me and whisper things into my ear, you know, dirty talk". See here for the interview.;
http://www.vbs.tv/watch/the-vice-guide-to-sex/icelandic-elf-sex

[bcbm]

will farrell is a lucky man

[Vendetta]

cocaine's a hell of a drug

[Patchd]

cocaine's a hell of a drug
It'll take more than coke for that. She's probably having a constant trip of her lifetime.

[Honggweilo]

semi-prohibition, contant cold, constant boredom and nationwide bankruptcy will do that to you

[Holden Caulfield]

I'm getting my elf costume now

[The Essence Of Flame Is The Essence Of Change]

I'm getting my elf costume now
:lol:I have some pointy ear things that you put in your ears and stick with a special glue like substance from a halloween party some years ago.If only I could find them...and a ticket to Iceland:DBut you have to see the video in the link lol.Watch at where she explains the positions the elves use.I'm wondering if there is any weird gas emitted from all these springs they have there

[ellipsis]

Iceland is still very tied to mythology and most people there believe in supernatural things like elves, spirits etc.

[Sean]

Iceland is still very tied to mythology and most people there believe in supernatural things like elves, spirits etc.
Yeah there's some wild percentage that believe in elves over there, its cute at least elves don't command them to attack non-believers like some imaginary friends do.

[NecroCommie]

I had hoped that she would keep our thing a secret, but there's no helping now...

[The Essence Of Flame Is The Essence Of Change]

its cute at least elves don't command them to attack non-believers like some imaginary friends do.
You know if the local religion demanded me to have sex with tall, blonde women with pointy ears I might not be an atheist after all

[Lyev]

Yeah there's some wild percentage that believe in elves over there, its cute at least elves don't command them to attack non-believers like some imaginary friends do.

You know, I'm fairly sure in Scandinavia and Iceland you can take official tests on elves and trolls and whatnot, actually I saw it on Blue Peter a while back :cool:

[NecroCommie]

You know, I'm fairly sure in Scandinavia and Iceland you can take official tests on elves and trolls and whatnot, actually I saw it on Blue Peter a while back :cool:
My girlfriend is acually a neo-pagan...-ish ... And takes it so seriously that I have started to have second thoughts about the entire thing with her. :glare:

[al8]

The elf belief statistic is severely bloated. This is mainly a tourist industry trick to make Icelanders look more cutesy. "Oh, look at those cute Icelanders they belief in elves". Ugh!

On a more serious note - I direct you folks to observe how this kid of elf (hidden-people) superstition like most other superstition is an inversion of peoples unmended powerlessness to fix problems or avoid predicaments. Elves have perfect sex with humans since they have supernatural empathic abilities - Humans don't and they have boring sex.
However when peoples aspiration for solutions get frozen and codified in this supernatural realm their aspiration fantasies do not focus on real solutions - f.x bettering sexual gender relation in the here and now, in the real world.

[Sean]

The elf belief statistic is severely bloated. This is mainly a tourist industry trick to make Icelanders look more cutesy. "Oh, look at those cute Icelanders they belief in elves".
I wondered that myself, but its no more idiotic than believing in UFOs sticking probes up your arse and blowing up cows, or that there is an omnipotent ever loving being that just decided to create dinosaur fossils in a surreal practical joke to trick people into burning in hell. Both are commonly held beliefs by people who aren't entirely stark raving mad otherwise in the states and the later is certainly not a tourist gimmick unless you count laughable creationist museums.

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

will farrell is a lucky man

do you think you're funny?

[bcbm]

do you think you're funny?

not especially, maybe enough for a slight chuckle. is there some reason you keep questioning my attitude towards myself?

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

because you continue to make obscenely unfunny posts...


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more like whitespeed...

[bcbm]

thanks:closedeyes:

["Red Scum"]

Sex with elves isn't normal. But on Meth it is. :laugh:

[Ravachol]

Elves have perfect sex with humans since they have supernatural empathic abilities - Humans don't and they have boring sex.

Lies, such lies.

As for the whole elves (which are actually called Huldufólk or Hidden People) thing, I think Iceland's isolation and rather traditionalist culture play a large role in the fact that quite a lot of people believe in this stuff.

[Raúl Duke]

Sex with elves isn't normal. But on Meth it is. :laugh:

lol

well on the topic...if she wrote a book about it and wants to make it all so public why not make make a sex tape and leak it into the internet?


I'm wondering if there is any weird gas emitted from all these springs they have there If there's no elves/hidden people (in the objective sense) yet people are adamant that "they exist" or something and "seen them", then I wonder if there's some sort of magic hallucinogen (perhaps from those geothermal springs as you suggest) in Iceland that makes you hallucinate elves (and if people actually were able to report having sex with them I guess it most be some pretty cool hallucinogen) or something...

[Ravachol]

lol

well on the topic...if she wrote a book about it and wants to make it all so public why not make make a sex tape and leak it into the internet?

If there's no elves/hidden people (in the objective sense) yet people are adamant that "they exist" or something and "seen them", then I wonder if there's some sort of magic hallucinogen (perhaps from those geothermal springs as you suggest) in Iceland that makes you hallucinate elves (and if people actually were able to report having sex with them I guess it most be some pretty cool hallucinogen) or something...

The first thing that springs to mind are 'Machine Elves' also known as 'Fractal Elves' (see here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_elf)), manifesting themselves during tryptamine-induced trips. A prominent Machine-Elf manifesting tryptamine is DMT, which occurs naturally so hey there you go. I doubt that's the cause though, the numerous other hallucinations (like 'singing objects into existance' :laugh:) would have been noticed as well I assume :D