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Jazzratt
28th December 2009, 00:58
I saw this site advertised on the side of a bus. I did a double take but it turns out to have been completely real:

All things Apple. (http://www.stormfront.co.uk/)

Fuck me, is it part of a marketing campaign coinciding with a Skrewdriver retrospective being released on iTunes?

Il Medico
28th December 2009, 01:04
:lol: holy shit apple fucked up there.


But then again our Youtube channel is named after a porn site so....

RHIZOMES
28th December 2009, 01:53
:lol: holy shit apple fucked up there.


But then again our Youtube channel is named after a porn site so....

And it still hasn't been removed argggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

Revy
28th December 2009, 02:12
holy shit....

Patchd
28th December 2009, 02:58
lulz on both accounts (youtube account and apple).

The Author
28th December 2009, 03:31
I Lol'd on that one too. :huh:

FreeFocus
28th December 2009, 04:25
http://www.stormfront.co.uk/images2/recruiting.jpg

They're recruiting, too. :lol:

Mindtoaster
28th December 2009, 04:57
Why would they even name it that, regardless of the infamous fash site...?

Pretty senseless name

The Essence Of Flame Is The Essence Of Change
28th December 2009, 07:33
LOL, really it's hard to pick that name in chance... meh, that's why I don't buy Apple anymore... ZEN is much better :thumbup1:

Vendetta
28th December 2009, 07:37
....

...
:laugh:

Knight of Cydonia
28th December 2009, 09:00
:laugh::laugh:

super duper fucked up!!

Chambered Word
28th December 2009, 10:54
I'll never see iTunes in the same way again...

革命者
28th December 2009, 11:38
It's an Apple Reseller, not an Apple Store or a anything belonging to Apple.

Besides, few take note of fascists at all, not online and not in real life. Only sometimes when some idiots start to protest against them they are noted.

Scotty

bcbm
28th December 2009, 11:50
http://www.stormfront.co.uk/images2/xsilva_banner.jpg

more like whitespeed...

Dr. Rosenpenis
28th December 2009, 17:44
http://www.stormfront.co.uk/images2/business_support.jpg

RedRise
29th December 2009, 00:06
oh man you gotta be kidding me!:laugh::laugh:

Drace
29th December 2009, 00:54
Haven't you noticed that macs are only white?

Dr. Rosenpenis
29th December 2009, 04:19
When it comes to white brotherhood...

Stormfront is quite simply it.

jake williams
29th December 2009, 05:02
When it comes to white brotherhood...

Stormfront is quite simply it.
Cue the new batch of irritating RevLeft 'memes'.

Sasha
29th December 2009, 12:16
Haven't you noticed that macs are only white?

i did wonder why did they dropped the neon rainbow collors range of the early imacs for all white...

iphone is black though

Pogue
29th December 2009, 12:17
This is jokes.

Dr Mindbender
31st December 2009, 22:10
I saw this site advertised on the side of a bus. I did a double take but it turns out to have been completely real:

All things Apple. (http://www.stormfront.co.uk/)

Fuck me, is it part of a marketing campaign coinciding with a Skrewdriver retrospective being released on iTunes?

theres a phone number, im tempted to ring and ask if they know about this.

Apple have a customer base of about 45 as it is, i'm sure the last thing they need is to be associated with this. :D

ls
31st December 2009, 22:42
theres a phone number, im tempted to ring and ask if they know about this.

Apple have a customer base of about 45 as it is, i'm sure the last thing they need is to be associated with this. :D

Unfortunately, a lot of people thought it was cool to have iPods and all those bourgeois hack businessmen love their iPhones too, for some reason you need a BlackBerry and that to be cool. So they have a customer base of more than 45 unfortunately, the even-then-corrupted Soviet union made a foray into computing with their own UNIX based operating system at one point, I suppose that's the closest computing has ever been to being communistishish.

I suppose all this P2P technology nowdays is communistish as well in fairness. :p

Also, it's noteworthy that this says an "authorised reseller" on that Stormfront site, I gather by that that they simply sell on apple stock like some other "intel authorised reseller" or whatever they term it in corporate bullshit, but yeah I don't think it's particularly apple endorsed, it seems like just another Fascistic sounding small business where they sell on "apple approved" stock. There used to be one down the street from me, all the local middle-class hacks loved it, it closed down quite hilariously because they couldn't get enough work (too expensive for even the middle-classes? :p).

Edit: yep http://www.apple.com/uk/buy/apr/ and apparently you too can become a reseller of overpriced clinical equipment lookalike junk if you're petit-bourgeois enough.

Dr Mindbender
31st December 2009, 22:47
i wonder if evil stormfront have noticed this gaff yet?

Yazman
1st January 2010, 04:04
theres a phone number, im tempted to ring and ask if they know about this.

Apple have a customer base of about 45 as it is, i'm sure the last thing they need is to be associated with this. :D

What? Don't do that. Why would you HELP apple?

Dr Mindbender
1st January 2010, 16:07
What? Don't do that. Why would you HELP apple?

im genuinely curious to find out if they know about this.

If they are aware it says a lot about the psychology of apple management.

spiltteeth
2nd January 2010, 13:32
is Apple an evil company? Everyone is always painting them as a progressive company..

ls
2nd January 2010, 13:53
is Apple an evil company? Everyone is always painting them as a progressive company..

Maybe by some semi-tarded wannabe FOSS hacks who think that, because they use parts from freebsd (which is open source and free software) for Mac OS X they are somehow helping the open source world.

By everyone with half a brain however, you can clearly see they have a nasty profit-making motive and are a company filled with capitalist entrepeneur silicon valley types, so no, fuck them and their overpriced garbage.

Dr Mindbender
2nd January 2010, 15:49
is Apple an evil company? Everyone is always painting them as a progressive company..

By evil stormfront i meant fascist stormfront.

As in the forum. I assumed that was obvious.