The Fundamentalist Christian Test

[Richard Nixon]

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=11640715996149671982

Your result for The Fundamentalist Christian Test ...
Modern Christian

You scored 44 Fundiness points!

You're a Modern Christian! But you probably already knew that.

You probably consider the Bible to be more of a set of parables than real, literal history. You've watched Discovery Channel documentaries about Jesus having children without flying into a rage. You attend church regularly, consider your relationship with God to be fairly healthy, and you believe loving Jesus to be the best way to go about life, and to get into heaven.

There's still downsides, however. Some Anti-Fundies will attack you just as remorselesly as they do your Fundie cousins, while some Fundies may attack you because you don't take the Bible as complete fact. You also, very likely, cherry-pick your beliefs; you may believe homosexuality to be a sin, but you don't support stoning people who work on Sundays.

All in all, though, you're a healthy, normal individual. A little objective reading of the Old Testament, however, might be something of an eye-opener.

[Sleeper]

You scored 20 Fundiness Points.

You're Sane! I bet that's a relief!

You're most likely an intelligent, people-focused person, and probably an agnostic or lapsed Christian. You tend to avoid the more outspoken Christians of the world, and probably consider them a bit nuts, but on the whole you respect their dedication and try to treat them as fellow human beings.

On the downside, Anti-Fundies might consider you a bit wishy-washy, and Fundies will happily lump you in with anyone who disagrees with them. Your respect for others' beliefs will serve you well, however, so don't worry too much. You're the sane one, after all.


I think I had a little of a Freudian slip with regards to my reading. At first, I read it to say, "Funless points," not, "Fundliness points."

[Drace]

You're Sane! I bet that's a relief!

You're most likely an intelligent, people-focused person, and probably an agnostic or lapsed Christian. You tend to avoid the more outspoken Christians of the world, and probably consider them a bit nuts, but on the whole you respect their dedication and try to treat them as fellow human beings.

On the downside, Anti-Fundies might consider you a bit wishy-washy, and Fundies will happily lump you in with anyone who disagrees with them. Your respect for others' beliefs will serve you well, however, so don't worry too much. You're the sane one, after all.

Cool story bro.

[Jimmie Higgins]

Your result for The Fundamentalist Christian Test ...
Sane

You scored 20 Fundiness points!

You're Sane! I bet that's a relief!

You're most likely an intelligent, people-focused person, and probably an agnostic or lapsed Christian. You tend to avoid the more outspoken Christians of the world, and probably consider them a bit nuts, but on the whole you respect their dedication and try to treat them as fellow human beings.

On the downside, Anti-Fundies might consider you a bit wishy-washy, and Fundies will happily lump you in with anyone who disagrees with them. Your respect for others' beliefs will serve you well, however, so don't worry too much. You're the sane one, after all.

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Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)



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You scored 20% on Fundiness, higher than 39% of your peers.

[Communist Pear]

Your result for The Fundamentalist Christian Test ...
Anti-Fundie

You scored 18 Fundiness points!

You are an Anti-Fundie! This probably means that you're a logical, analytical person, and probably a big fan of Occam's Razor. You're very likely an athiest, or at least an agnostic leaning that way. It's also likely that you were raised with a Christian upbringing, and eventually saw how nonsensical the whole thing was.

On the downside, though, you may come off as a bit dispassionate or cold. Logic is a fine and upstanding virtue, but sometimes it's nice to humor the less intelligent. Makes it a lot easier to get a date, y'see.

Don't take it as an insult, though, my rational friend! You may occasionally look down your nose at a willfully ignorant Fundie, but at least you're not trying to beat 'em over the head with an ancient book of fairy tales.

Lulz.

[Kwisatz Haderach]

You scored 33 Fundiness points! You're Sane! I bet that's a relief!

You're most likely an intelligent, people-focused person, and probably an agnostic or lapsed Christian. You tend to avoid the more outspoken Christians of the world, and probably consider them a bit nuts, but on the whole you respect their dedication and try to treat them as fellow human beings.

On the downside, Anti-Fundies might consider you a bit wishy-washy, and Fundies will happily lump you in with anyone who disagrees with them. Your respect for others' beliefs will serve you well, however, so don't worry too much. You're the sane one, after all.Huh. I was sure I was going to get "Modern Christian." I must have ended up with this because of all those questions on social issues and scientific theories, which have nothing to do with theology.

[Demogorgon]

Anti-Fundie
You scored 18 Fundiness points!
You are an Anti-Fundie! This probably means that you're a logical, analytical person, and probably a big fan of Occam's Razor. You're very likely an athiest, or at least an agnostic leaning that way. It's also likely that you were raised with a Christian upbringing, and eventually saw how nonsensical the whole thing was.

On the downside, though, you may come off as a bit dispassionate or cold. Logic is a fine and upstanding virtue, but sometimes it's nice to humor the less intelligent. Makes it a lot easier to get a date, y'see.

Don't take it as an insult, though, my rational friend! You may occasionally look down your nose at a willfully ignorant Fundie, but at least you're not trying to beat 'em over the head with an ancient book of fairy tales.

[ComradeMan]

I'm sorry, but I got half way through and just thought it was such a load of crap that there was no point i going on. If those views reflect fundamentalist christians in the US, which is what I gather, then God help us all....:lol:

[Havet]

I think i might have beaten everyone here with the least score yet (less than those 18 i saw earlier)


Your result for The Fundamentalist Christian Test ... Anti-Fundie

You scored 16 Fundiness points!

You are an Anti-Fundie! This probably means that you're a logical, analytical person, and probably a big fan of Occam's Razor. You're very likely an athiest, or at least an agnostic leaning that way. It's also likely that you were raised with a Christian upbringing, and eventually saw how nonsensical the whole thing was.

On the downside, though, you may come off as a bit dispassionate or cold. Logic is a fine and upstanding virtue, but sometimes it's nice to humor the less intelligent. Makes it a lot easier to get a date, y'see.

Don't take it as an insult, though, my rational friend! You may occasionally look down your nose at a willfully ignorant Fundie, but at least you're not trying to beat 'em over the head with an ancient book of fairy tales.


Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)



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You scored 16% on Fundiness, higher than 5% of your peers.

[whore]

I think i might have beaten everyone here with the least score yet (less than those 18 i saw earlier)
ha! i got fifteen.


Anti-Fundie

You scored 15 Fundiness points!


[quote]You scored 15% on Fundiness, higher than 5% of your peers.[quote]

i don't know how that happened though. should i have been more vapid on some of my answers? i don't know, i just changed some answers and got 17... umm...

[Nolan]

Anti-fundie

[swirling_vortex]

27 points.

[Durruti's Ghost]

Yay!


Anti-Fundie

You scored 16 Fundiness points!

You are an Anti-Fundie! This probably means that you're a logical, analytical person, and probably a big fan of Occam's Razor. You're very likely an athiest, or at least an agnostic leaning that way. It's also likely that you were raised with a Christian upbringing, and eventually saw how nonsensical the whole thing was.

On the downside, though, you may come off as a bit dispassionate or cold. Logic is a fine and upstanding virtue, but sometimes it's nice to humor the less intelligent. Makes it a lot easier to get a date, y'see.

Don't take it as an insult, though, my rational friend! You may occasionally look down your nose at a willfully ignorant Fundie, but at least you're not trying to beat 'em over the head with an ancient book of fairy tales.

[red cat]

AWAY WITH ALL YOU HERETICS !!



Your result for The Fundamentalist Christian Test ...
Fundie

You scored 60 Fundiness points!

You're a Fundie. A Fundamentalist Christian, specifically of the American variety (though you folks are popping up in Europe, now, too).

You believe the Bible to be the literal, true Word of God. Every sentence, every punctuation mark, is the absolute truth -- even though you're probably reading the version compiled over one thousand years after Jesus' death, by a famously homosexual English king.

You're very likely bigoted, narrow-minded, and judgemental. You fear and hate those that are different from you, and you attack them with a righteous anger fueled by your psychotic, Bronze Age war god.

You're not entirely without good points, mind. Your absolute dedication to your beliefs is remarkable, and... Well, perhaps that's it.

But take heart, my Fundie friend, for now is your time to shine! Fundamentalist Christians just like you have been gaining power in this country, helped in no small part by your president, George W. Bush. If the trend continues, within a couple of decades all the athiests, gays, and scientists will have moved to Canada, leaving you to run the country as you see fit. I'm sure it'll be the envy of the the Third World.

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You scored 60% on Fundiness, higher than 99% of your peers.

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ALL HAIL RAPTOR JESUS !!

[khad]

I stopped the test on the first page when they asked the Big Bang question.

How ludicrous. The Big Bang is Catholic. (http://www.catholiceducation.org/articles/science/sc0022.html)

[ComradeMan]

I stopped the test on the first page when they asked the Big Bang question.

How ludicrous. The Big Bang is Catholic. (http://www.catholiceducation.org/articles/science/sc0022.html)


Yeah I thought it was ludicrous too. Too many questions where you were forced to choose an answer not yours.

[RedAnarchist]

Anti-Fundie
You scored 17 Fundiness points!
You are an Anti-Fundie! This probably means that you're a logical, analytical person, and probably a big fan of Occam's Razor. You're very likely an athiest, or at least an agnostic leaning that way. It's also likely that you were raised with a Christian upbringing, and eventually saw how nonsensical the whole thing was.

On the downside, though, you may come off as a bit dispassionate or cold. Logic is a fine and upstanding virtue, but sometimes it's nice to humor the less intelligent. Makes it a lot easier to get a date, y'see.

Don't take it as an insult, though, my rational friend! You may occasionally look down your nose at a willfully ignorant Fundie, but at least you're not trying to beat 'em over the head with an ancient book of fairy tales.

[Havet]

ha! i got fifteen.

Dammit!!!!!!!!! Lucky bastard

[Ovi]

I got 14. What does it take for a perfect 0? God!

[Havet]

I got 14. What does it take for a perfect 0? God!

Jesus christ! And here I was thinking nobody could beat my 16!!!

[Decolonize The Left]

AWAY WITH ALL YOU HERETICS !!

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http://towntek.com/photos/albums/userpics/normal_RaptorUzis.jpg

ALL HAIL RAPTOR JESUS !!

This is a verbal warning. Spam pictures are not allowed to be posted outside of Chit Chat.


Jesus christ! And here I was thinking nobody could beat my 16!!!

Well I think it goes without saying that Jesus could beat your 16....

- August