100 Things you Should Know About Communism

[btpound]

You gotta read this

http://www.archive.org/stream/100thingsyoushou1949unit#page/n0/mode/1up

[Weezer]

You gotta read this

http://www.archive.org/stream/100thingsyoushou1949unit#page/n0/mode/1up

Reactionary horseshit. I stopped reading after "fact" 50.

[Nolan]

I don't take orders from Moscow... Do you, Hoboman?

[NecroCommie]

Why don't those dudes just kill themselves after being raped by a pack of stampeding elephants? Honestly, I need to know!

[bailey_187]

I don't take orders from Moscow... Do you, Hoboman?

I would if it was the 1950s...

[Manifesto]

Hahahahaha this is shit Republicans feed to the public.

[Pogue]

I read this last year, great book.

[StoneFrog]

[email protected]#!!!#!

I think the shocking things is A LOT of people still believe this crap. I couldn't stand reading it past 12, it saddens me :crying:

[#FF0000]

I'm gonna go ahead and move this to chit-chat.

[jake williams]

I read this last year, great book.
Explains a lot.

Seriously though - these pamphlets in so many ways remind me of like old school stereotypical Soviet propaganda.

[Nolan]

Explains a lot.

Seriously though - these pamphlets in so many ways remind me of like old school stereotypical Soviet propaganda.

Thats because they accused the Soviets of using the US government's own dirty tricks.

[Искра]

I believe in this.

[Weezer]

I don't take orders from Moscow... Do you, Hoboman?

:laugh:

[More Fire for the People]

They forget to mention it gives you sexual prowess.

[The Essence Of Flame Is The Essence Of Change]

How can a communist be identified?
It is easy. Ask him to name ten things wrong with the United States.Then ask him to name two things wrong with Russia.
His answers will show him up even to a kid.
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

In all seriousness though we must admit they got us:(''Party Name agent Ieatchristiansov deporting back to Moscow, the free and untamed people of aMeriKKKa proved too smart, ....comrade''
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

..Oh gawd no wonder the people in america are so stupid today if they read stuff like that during the cold war

[Dr Mindbender]

I don't take orders from Moscow... Do you, Hoboman?

I do, Vladimir Putin is my sugardaddy.

[DecDoom]

You know what the United States is like today. If you want it exactly the opposite, you should turn Communist.

Alright, will do! :cool:

[Nolan]

"39 - Do the Communists pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States?"

Damn, they caught us.

[Axle]

1. What is Communism?

A system by which one small group seeks to rule the world.

WOW. I don't think I need to read the rest.

[Chambered Word]

Stopped reading after fact 3 due to rising blood pressure. FFFFFFFFUUU-

[Honggweilo]

69. What is the difference between a communist and a fascist?

None worth noticing

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Drace]

LOL, at 12???
1 was too much for me.

Is this serious? Reading the introduction I already thought it was a joke...

[The Red Next Door]

100 things you should know about republicans. number one Retarded Jesus freaks.
number 2. retarded. number 3 retarded number 4. they like masturbating to bush and jesus. 5 They go to a special school for people of their mental capacity it call wall street and church and you know the rest so no need in telling

[Sarah Palin]

#26- "...and your race would be no help to you under communism."

Because it's such an asset as is.

[Panda Tse Tung]

Wait, we weren't shifting the capital of the US from DC to Moscow?

[Razeovion-The-Red]

Wow, Utter bullshit.

I can't believe Capitalism actually was voted to be the Government choice.. >>

The book should be Considered a Lie and Taken off the shelves. Disgrace.

[Wanted Man]

Do people here really find this old stuff offensive? :confused:

[NecroCommie]

Do people here really find this old stuff offensive? :confused:
Barely.
Mostly because the makers propably don't believe any of this stuff themselves. At least I hope so. That would make the entire booklet a cheap collection of ad-hominems entirely dedicated to make us look like lunatics.

[Luisrah]

The funniest part is that they say that any of these questions will leave a communist infuriated and without answer

lol