Christmas presents?

[NecroCommie]

So, since I already know some of mine, I will start. This is the thread in which to confess how your family contributed to the consumerist decadence that is called christmas. Let us all celebrate materialism in this thread of illustrated income gaps!

I already know I am going to get some pirate clothes (yarr!) And a box of candy. Also the latest book by R.A. Salvatore will be upon my hands tomorrow evening... well, today evening to be precise. The other symbols of my ideological weakness will be revealed to you tomorrow night when I know them myself.

[Pogue]

merry KKKri$tma$ Am£riKKKa

[Pirate Utopian]

That's am£r£i€hKKKa.

[Pogue]

That's am£r£i€hKKKa.

i hate you and everything you love

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

A nintey six year old woman bought me large quantities of alchoal.

[Pogue]

A nintey six year old woman bought me large quantities of alchoal.

stop using your girlfriend like that

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

stop using your girlfriend like that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEsvYAAn7AQ

[Pirate Utopian]

i hate you and everything you love
:crying: But I love you.

[Pogue]

:crying: But I love you.

And that is why I hate you :sneaky:

:confused:

[RHIZOMES]

This is the best one I've got so far

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/8371/picture1es.png

I also got a framed Chinese propaganda poster about racial harmony among the revolutionary proletariat. Because of that I think my room is a certifiable leftist museum now...

[Il Medico]

I got an ipod, so pretty good I guess.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Well they don't call arizona's house the girl magnet for nothing.

[Luisrah]

Well they don't call arizona's house the girl magnet for nothing.

If it's a sort of leftist museum, then it lures the leftists in, and keeps the rightists out!

It's superawesome

[the last donut of the night]

i'm getting the blood of the bourgeoisie

[Luisrah]

i'm getting the blood of the bourgeoisie

I'm getting every single worker with a torch on their hands and the bourgeoisie waving white flags

[Il Medico]

A torch? They're the ruling class not Frankenstein.

[Robocommie]

A torch? They're the ruling class not Frankenstein.

Same thing! Both were made in a lab by a creepy Austrian guy from the body parts of other people.

[RHIZOMES]

Well they don't call arizona's house the girl magnet for nothing.

It happened slowly over time...

My house wasn't much of a girl magnet anyway :lol:

[RedAnarchist]

Same thing! Both were made in a lab by a creepy Austrian guy from the body parts of other people.

Frankenstein was the creepy Austrian guy.

[An archist]

I got boxing gloves:cool:
My friends are so hardcore.

[Angry Young Man]

Same thing! Both were made in a lab by a creepy Austrian guy from the body parts of other people.

Frankenstein is the DOCTOR, NOT THE FUCKING MONSTER!

To get that reference, watch the Mark Steel lecture on Mary Shelley

[Искра]

To get that reference, watch the Mark Steel lecture on Mary Shelley
Who happens to be daughter of William Goodwin (an 'anarchist')

I don't celebrate Christmas. My parents are Marxist-Leninist-Titoists...

[Pavlov's House Party]

so far i've gotten a little bottle of scotch from one of my friends:)

[NecroCommie]

Ooo-yeah, xbox 360 and moden warfare 2 for it. :cool:

[Dr Mindbender]

yeah, MW2 for PS3 muvvafuggaz.

I'll be pwning some of you noobs tomorrow.

[LeninBalls]

I don't really like Christmas, we don't have lots of money and I think it's stupid to throw what we have on some false holiday. Nevertheless I got a new robe and some dvds.

[NecroCommie]

I don't really like Christmas, we don't have lots of money and I think it's stupid to throw what we have on some false holiday. Nevertheless I got a new robe and some dvds.
I know where you're coming from. I don't exactly dislike christmas, but I don't really get it either. If it weren't for my parents, I propably wouldn't bother with the entire thing.

[Dr Mindbender]

Frankenstein is the DOCTOR, NOT THE FUCKING MONSTER!

To get that reference, watch the Mark Steel lecture on Mary Shelley

...Or I'm alan partridge series 1 when he compares this common mistake to when people mix up 'tanoy' with the actual product.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yHvvVuF-pU

[Muzk]

i got some mp3 player, i put lots of worker songs on it, including the internationale as the most famous one..

[Sugar Hill Kevis]

I got Gucci shoes, a Burberry polo shirt, a £500 giftcard to selfridges, new golf clubs, Industry & Empire by Eric Hobsbawm and a stack of ebony porn mags.

[革命者]

So, long live Capitalism!

Happy capitalism everybody!

Don't forget to write an abusive message addressed to Malte before you go and eat your Christmas dinner!


Scotty

[gorillafuck]

I got sweatpants, a long sleeve shirt, an alpaca hat, a sweatshirt which I'm gonna return, a $20 gift card to subway, candy, $200 from my rich grandparents on my moms side and $50 from my other grandma.

[Mindtoaster]

modern warfare 2 for 360, Skullcandy Skullcrusher Headphone and a new phone!

[Sasha]

nop, nada, nothing...
used a bit of my vacation money to treat myself to some new jewelry for my piercings, that and some books. but that had nothing to do with cristmas

[Panda Tse Tung]

Uhmz, 2 board-games for the family as a whole. Thats it, lulz.

[Vendetta]

Clothes, a book, and a new knife. :) And this *****in' multitool.

[Guerrilla22]

got an ipod touch, so I am happy.

[mykittyhasaboner]

Skullcandy Skullcrusher Headphone

Skullcandy has some awesome headphones. I had some rasta colored ones a while back. I don't exactly remember why they stopped working.

[Rusty Shackleford]

nothing from my family, but got stuff like glassware, stamped steel utensils, some pots and pans and some cleaning stuff from relatives. im moving out soon so i used this as an opportunity for getting useful stuff for free :cool:

it feels kind of nice not having something with a bunch of wrapped presents under it. kind of liberating. no need to get up early :lol:

[spiltteeth]

I was gifted with the power to decide who lives and who dies.

[Hoggy_RS]

...Or I'm alan partridge series 1 when he compares this common mistake to when people mix up 'tanoy' with the actual product.

9yHvvVuF-pU

he is a wanker, was out in west cork before and a load of us down a pier after the pub and he comes up, Steve Coogan himself, and asks us if there was any young girls around. He ended up getting head off a 16 yr old girl.


Never meet your heroes!

[Mindtoaster]

Skullcandy has some awesome headphones. I had some rasta colored ones a while back. I don't exactly remember why they stopped working.

Yeah, on the down-side they kind of ruin any music that isn't heavily electronic though.

The silver-lining being that theres very little good music that isn't heavily electronic

[The Essence Of Flame Is The Essence Of Change]

We don't exchange gifts at christmas in Greece since we are orthodox KKKristians.We do at new year's eve though when I expect some books,Rosa Luxemburg included (internet reading gets tiring) and a one year free subscription to a martial art of my choice.I might get an upgrade to this old steam engine that I call my computer too if I get any cash from extended family (uncles,aunts etc)

Ooo-yeah, xbox 360 and moden warfare 2 for it.
You.Fuck you.Games are so damn expensive nowadays.I would chip some and get it for my pc...if my pc could handle it.:(

I was gifted with the power to decide who lives and who dies.
DW it gets boring pretty quick.