up for a laugh - write what ever you want

[scott thesocialist]

for all those peolpe who want to have a laugh, write about any ideas you have about ANYTHING, or things that you did when you were worse for wear. i once came out the pub steamin' and walked into a wall and split ma head open. but the best bit is that i went to hospital got checked out, i was ok then had to walk home, so i was hichin and got a lift(this is about 3am) and i was like cool i'm going to heathfield, i was still drunk and got out at the wrong roundabout and still had to walk for a bout 3 hours to get home what a fucking night! of course the next day i got drink again.

[Felicia]

poop, dick, twat :-P

you said what ever I wanted :)

[Zombie]

****.








there.

[Dhul Fiqar]

Heroin is good for you.

[Felicia]

Quote: from Zombie on 1:36 pm on June 16, 2003
****.








there.

****** slap*




there! :biggrin:

[Chinjanista]

Has anyone seen my penguins? They were last seen at the gates of hell eating little children (near Manchester)...if anyone see's them send them back to me soon as i have to give them their nail biting pills. They bite their nails you see and so they must have pills. They might start eating the girrafe ! OR the tiger! aaaaaaaaaaaaargh - the grim prospect! PLEASE think...THINK OF THE CARROTS!! :D

[FatFreeMilk]

I have a belly button.

[Zombie]

****** slap*

ouch

[Ian]

Why do anarchists drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft... :P

[scott thesocialist]

Chinjanista, your penguins have just ate my tiger you bastard can't you keep your family under control?
i've just ate by friends left bollock we fried it with some garlic and dipped it in some bbq sauce mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm tasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chinjanista]

WHAT!? NOT THE TIGERS!!!?? WHY ? WHY? WHY? the penguins r dangerous and armed...hide under badgers and other small woodland folk! *chinjanista grabs a garden fork* .....i SHAL FIND THE PENGUINS!

*flies off into the middle distance in superhero type fashion*............there she goes.... xx

[scott thesocialist]

i've just buried the tiger:( i'm gonna get those nasty penguins! i hope you get those penguins first cause gods only knows what i will do to them, i'm hiding under some large brown mushrooms, mmmmmmmmtasty i don't feel right i'm starting to see big purple ants ah ah ah they are crawling all over me help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! fuck that was close ah bats big fucking bats every fucking where what am i going to do
fuck one just bit me, i i i feel like sleeping maybe i'll wake up tonight and go partry for some young blonde virgins!

[Chinjanista]

*SIIIIIIIIIIIIGH* Ive found all but oNE of those goddam penguins. and YES i've given them the pills... My work is done here...except for that one last one -shite

Has anyone seen my penguin?IT were last seen at the gates of hell eating little children (near South London this time)...if anyone sees it send it back to me soon as i have to give it its nail biting pills. It bites its nails you see and so it must have pills. it might start eating the prime minister -- or the queen!! DONT WORRY THE TIGER IS ALREADY DEAD... aaaaaaaaaaaaargh - the grim prospect! PLEASE think...THINK OF THE GREMLINS IN THE NITE - AND THE NITEMUNKEYS!!!!!










p.s. where were the mushrooms? :P

[scott thesocialist]

did you get that last penguin, i sent it to you, first class, i found it a 666 mcvities road, biscuitworld.
its too late the drugs don't work the queen is dead and i'm eating the brain of a giraffe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
won't someone please help me i feel like dancing dance cause we are free, are you who you think you are??????
You are not your body this world is an illusion...............

[Chinjanista]

erm.....NO PENGUIN! yeh rite - u sent it first class?!?!? i bet its just a secret ploy - i KNOW u sent it to the Bangladeshis! you cant hide - they'r always trying to get their hands on MY DAMN penguin! - AND what were YOU doing in biscuit world? hmm? do they still have the crispy crunchy brand of crispy crinchy crunch?



I KNOW U HAVE MY PENGUIN MAVERIC.....

:)

[Red Comrade]

Gay hippo sex.

[Chinjanista]

GAY HIPPO SEX *gasp* my poor ears....(eyes)

[Purple]

Why can't we all get along:(???

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh... Killer Clowns...

[schumi]

damn PENGUIN's!!

i found this movie about evilk penguins...

if the link doesn't work just copy and then paste it:)

http://www.kicken.com/funnyfiles/www.kicke...art.pinguin.mpg (http://www.kicken.com/funnyfiles/www.kicken.com-smart.pinguin.mpg)