australians reunite!

[AussieCommie]

hello evry1

[IHP]

Hey, Im from melbourne. In future do you think you could write a little more than that? Thanks mate.

--IHP

[AussieCommie]

dude, im only a 11 year old gifted kid. i cant really think of anything to say, okay?

[CubanFox]

You're gifted, yet you can't write more than one word. Interesting...

[Umoja]

So modest....

[Beccie]

Wow, you’re young! I’m 18 and I’m from Melbourne. Welcome, aussie comrade :)

This thread should probably be in lounge...

[AussieCommie]

hey cuban fox, could you not put me down. im only 11 ffs!!!!!!

[CubanFox]

Just razzin' ya. :)

I'm an Aussie too. The Eyebrowed One is evil, btw.

[IHP]

Well, oh gifted one, say more than "hi every1". Also this should be moved to the lounge.

--IHP

[Ian]

hey don't be slack, all you aussie comrades have accepted my gifts, ie. mild insanity, let's accept this young'ns gifts! c'mon guys!

[Dan Majerle]

Mate if you are 11 you should be out enjoying your childhood. I can't think of anything worse then an 11 year old trying to learn about communism and stuff and going on internet forums wanting to discuss it and with a avatar of Marx when he would not have read any of his works. Seriously not to be rude but go outside with your mates and play or something. Don't waste your time here.

[IHP]

Hear, hear.

[AussieCommie]

thankyou ian rocks.

[AussieCommie]

fyi, dan, i have read the communist manifesto (why else would i have put in a quote FROM the communist manifesto) and im about to start Das Kapital. as for u, ihp, i agree with AK47.

[IHP]

I see, somewhat of a fiery lad here. Grow up mate. If you're so gifted, you would realize a slight jab.. You know Australian comedy, yes? Gifted one? Mocking someone and getting a response. Get a clue.

--IHP

btw, Im a cappie and you're just commie scum.

[AussieCommie]

fuck this fucking forum. all im getting is insults. well fuck it.

[IHP]

You're the one getting insults? Well let's look at this. your third post "ffs" (for fucks sake) =Swearing unnecessarily at someone who was joking with you.

"ihp, i agree with AK47" = you believe that I should contract syphilis. All I said was "hear, hear".

And now you're swearing you're head off because you've realized how foolish you are looking. Stop taking everything to heart. If you were so gifted you would realize that noone had a serious go at you.

--IHP

[MJM]

#Moderation Mode



Moved here (http://www.che-lives.com/cgi/community/topic.pl?forum=19&topic=420)

[IHP]

Thanks em-jem, its about time.

[Palmares]

This is INSANE

Is this guy "AussieCommie" still on here?

I think he was way harsh about the AK47 quote. Though I don't hate AK47, he really does say some really contradicting stuff (that is, anti-communist stuff).

Anyway, how are the the commie Aussies? :biggrin:

[IHP]

Not bad thank you. How are you today Cthen?

[Ian]

I'm OK thanks Cthenthar, I had a boring day at school yasself?

[Palmares]

School really makes me want to scratch me arse... :biggrin:

Something cool bout school today though, is that I only have 2 out of 6 lines today. I have so much free time!

[B] GERBALS UNITE!!! :cool:

[IHP]

OK, you've lost me. What are lines? Are you talking about drugs?

I refuse to join this conglomerate of gerbals.

--IHP

[Dan Majerle]

School is cool apart from the work. I have so many assignments due. But how can i when the Lakers have just been eliminated. I need to ponder this and its consequence for the remainder of the day until 3.30 when i have work for 2 hours, after that i will walk from work to my friends house get changed and we will go to Pancake Parlour at the Glen for dinner and then watch Matrix at 7.45 :)

OH and by the way i was absolutely serious with what i said to that 11 year old. First of all 11 years old???????? Yeah my ass. I bet parents let their 11 year old go on the internet and sign up with a Marx icon on Che-Lives.com. Secondly read the Communist Manifesto??????? LOL YES..... and thirdly starting DAS KAPITAL????? i was on the floor on that one. I seriously bet you are like 30 with low self esteem pretending to be 11 so you seem smart that is why you go on an anonymous internet board and talk about reading books like Das Kapital lol. YOu sad bastard. Put your jocks back on, get dressed, leave the house and stop f$ucking your dog you thirty year old pervert!

[Palmares]

IHP, are you racist against Gerbals? You should leave Ian alone homie! :biggrin:

Lines are my subject lines.

About this 11 year old. I have to agree with my bro Dan. Though, read those stuff if you want. But Das Kapital is pretty mad to read.

I need to do a piss... :o

[Beccie]

Hey Chris, I still fail to understand how one can be racist towards a Gerbal.

I kinda feel sorry for AussieCommie, what if he is telling the truth? If he is not then he probably needs help, not insults.

[Palmares]

Discrminative against Gerbals, that what you gouys are! Leave Ian alone! :angry:

Anyway, I just think this young fella needs to slow down a bit. Goodl uck to him if it is easy, but it sounds pretty strange. Is he still on here? :confused: Maybe Dan was harsh, but people need to learn to take criticism.

Anywayz, how is everyone? Personally, I'm about to vacate the school premises to go and buy a hackie! Might get some food too.

Cheers comrades! :biggrin:

[Beccie]

Maybe you should leave Ian alone :P

Anyway, I'm alright. I just got home from Uni, it was fucking boring! I should really be doing some study but I can't be bothered...

[Ian]

I'm nice to AussieCommie, we PM each other!
You all have lesser post counts than me so stop bagging me out and stop bagging AussieCommie out! Let's bag out the real jokes on this website... Tasmanians, that means you Cthenthar and Apathy Maybe :P just kidding boyos

[IHP]

Well, I have had enough of this corrupt pro-gerballic regime. Come together we band of anti-gerbalites

Chris stop your bloody whining, go and eat some of that greek spinach stuff. j/k i love you man.

Bec you stop your whingeing as well for fucks sake, go and crash your car again.j/k i love you girl.

dumbfuck, i'm with you, down with taswegians! Seriously, having to head and a disproportionately large amount of people who 'coincidentally' have the same last name is wrong. Whats even more wrong is the state slogan "mama, i love you, will you marry me?"

Sorry everyone, im in a fuckin shitouse mood.

i apologise, peace out.

--IHP


(Edited by i hate pinochet at 8:07 am on May 17, 2003)

[Ian]

Yeah Chris stop bloody whinging :)

IHP, you can fuck a dog, you remind me of the fat man at International house of pancakes that laughs at me!!!

[Dan Majerle]

lol i love this thread
Anyways i was looking at the music forum Chenthar and you wrote Illmatic best rap album ever? How about Doggystyle? Seriously that is unbelievable. Illmatic wishes it was doggystyle and you know it does!!!!

P.S. Lodi dodi, we likes to party, we don't cause trouble, we don't bother no body, we're just some niggas on the mic and when were on the mic we rock the mic right!!!

[Ian]

Quote: from Dan Majerle on 10:05 am on May 17, 2003

P.S. Lodi dodi, we likes to party, we don't cause trouble, we don't bother no body, we're just some niggas on the mic and when were on the mic we rock the mic right!!!

Excuse me, I don't trust anyone who uses 'party' as a verb, call me a pedant, but I don't think anyone who likes basketball and uses 'party' as a verb is trustworthy :)

Illmatic and Doggystyle are both amatuerish, both of these albums wish they were John Safrans' album, whatever it was called, he made it at Highschool and like 3 were made :)

...Thus ends my scathing polemic of Dan Majerle and Cthenthar, on par with Karl Marx's Miseres, or Engels' Anti-Duhring.

[Beccie]

Who else is in the band of anti-gerbalites?

Linden, I have never "crashed" my car. I do not own one...yet!

There you go Ian, I posted. Now it's your turn!

[Ian]

We're taking turns?

Hmmmm

I can't really think of anything to write, maybe I should just ramble.

It's quite rainy in Sydney, has been for a few days, kind of like Melbourne or Ulverton I guess, maybe you guys should weigh up the pros and cons to global warming, It could make your cities tropical!

I've rambled enough, someone else have a turn...

[IHP]

Bullshit, its my fucking turn alright!

Chris, rap sucks homie.

Bec, well crash your mums car again! Fuck!

Dumbfuck:....i got nothing, keep rambling. AND it was a fat BOY who laughs when i eat knot eat the pancakes yes.

Man, i can't believe i just bagged the fuck out of an entire state before, all well, the taswegians haven't defended themselves yet.

--IHP

[Ian]

Quote: from i hate pinochet on 9:28 am on May 18, 2003

Dumbfuck:....i got nothing, keep rambling. AND it was a fat BOY who laughs when i eat knot eat the pancakes yes.





Sorry Mr Super-cool-Irishman, I stand corrected, it was somebody who did something rather than did something else, big difference!

Ramble, Ramble, Ramble

Chris smells like pancakes...

Bec is a bad worker at the safeway... (I think that's where she works), she chats to people when she should be stacking shelves.

Linden is nothing but a squealer, telling everyone about Herby you bum!

Big Brother is a crock of shit

What the fuck happened to my paddlepop I put in the freezer?

What kind of wanker came up with UNYA? Was it a Pedophillic Secretary-General?

Hollingworth touched me in my special area...

I hate Kerry-Anne Kennally!

(Edited by Ian Rocks at 10:02 am on May 18, 2003)

[IHP]

You raise an intersting argument. I shall meditate over this.

--IHP

[Ian]

YOUR DAMN RIGHT I RAISED AN INTERESTING ARGUMENT! :)

[Beccie]

Hey, don't swear at me :( Go overseas and don't fucking come back....j/k

Sorry, bad day!

[Palmares]

INFIDELS!!! :angry:

I am the only one who believes in self-determination of the Gerbals? Can't we all just get along? The Gerbals will fight to the end, we will not be dictated by racists!

Gang up on the Tassie people eh? I was born in Queensland you racist (i.e. anti-Gerbal) pig dogs! I alone will defend the masses (the Gerbals) against your (Linden, Ian, Christopher, Bec) unprovoked, racist aggression!!!

GERBALS UNITE!!!

Far out Christopher... Snoop is so crap... I don't know what people see in him. Certainly not any skill...
Linden, rap is not crap! But alot of it is... Though Nas is one of the exceptions.

Aaaarrrggghhhh!!! All you infidels should stop ganging up on me!!!! Aaaarrrggghhh!!!

Anyway, how is we all?

P.S. I only smell like pancakes in Northern Mongolia (when looking upon the grave of Akbar) :biggrin:

[Beccie]

All you infidels should stop ganging up on me

Why? It's fun :)

I thought Ian was a Gerbal, when did he cross over to the other side?

Anyway, life sucks. What's new?

(Edited by Commie01 at 1:15 am on May 19, 2003)

[Palmares]

Stop picking on me... :(

Ian is THE GERBAL

I am lobbying for the rights of all Gerbalkind. All those fools you dare oppose the new world order (The Gerbal Nation)! :cool:

Join the Gerbals and everything will be as it should be! Resistance is futile... You will be assimilated! :biggrin:

[Beccie]

I’m sorry Chris. I’m not against a Gerbal uprising, never was.

[Palmares]

Thank you comrade Bec. Your allegiance will not go unrewarded.

[B] GERBAL FREEDOM... IT IS POSSIBLE!!!

[Ian]

We Gerbals may free ourself from the rule of the humans, but the humans will stop feeding us dude!

[Ian]

Quote: from Cthenthar on 2:39 am on May 19, 2003
Stop picking on me... :(


WHINGING IS COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARY

[IHP]

I see!! my predictions are true, once the sorry masses of pro-gerbalic tendncy get together, the cult leader (Dumbfuck) will run a totalitarian regime!! I knew, we must eliminate the the Gerbals now! I call to arms greek chris and Bec, to fight for the puritans and crush the gerballic uprising.

Two-headed chris, thats even worse! you moved to tassie? what, what were you thinking (indian accent)

Bec, i'll fuckin' swear as much as i want...baby...sugarplum.

--IHP

[Beccie]

First you're rude to me and now you want me on your side? It doesn't work like that dear lindy.

I'm with the Gerbals on this one.

[Ian]

WOOOO GERBALS!

[Ian]

Bec ran over a cripple today, the walking frame was lodged between the bumper bar and the mudflap (somehow). In her defence however, she did have right of way, the cripple was walking when the red man was flashing, the uncautious pedestrian is now in the Intensive Care unit at the RPA.

[Beccie]

I haet you, Ian! Why did you have to tell everybody?

[Ian]

It was information that needed to be shared!

[Ian]

double post


(Edited by Ian Rocks at 11:58 am on May 19, 2003)

[Beccie]

No, It wasn't! Now everyone is going to think that I am a bad driver :(

If Ian is "The Gerbal King" I will no longer align myself with the Gerbals.

[Ian]

I am just a servant to the Gerbal ruling class, Chrissie acquiesces in his own gerballic oppression, but I am specie conscious, I realise that not all Gerbals are our friends and that bonds need to be made between those the human ruling class exploit and those the gerballic ruling class exploit, hence my proletarian interspecialism!
If you no longer align yourself with the gerbals you may as well align yourself with the only sworn enemies of the all gerbals, the human ruling class.


All is not lost, if we can somehow manage to breed our species together (to be refered to in future as the Cthenthar doctrine) we will become strong and tick resistant, allowing us more time to engage in revolutionary activities. Chris will explain how this is not eugenics, but true sexual freedom to breed outside not only ones' own sex, but species.


If you refuse to align with myself and the rest of the vangaurd of the gerbals, you may as well be appeasing those who oppress us all. Third Campism is unacceptable in this situation, Max Shachtman wouldn't be even be neutral in such a situation!!!!


You may think; "But Com. Ian, our ruling class are fat, white and males, whilst yours' are furry, male or female, or a large array of colours, how can you compare the classes?", it is simple really, both of our classes are based on private property, your rulers own factories, ours own the maze, your rulers own the press, our own the stationary wheel, the parallels are almost limitless.


Disassociate yourself with the gerbal and you will be left behind in the revolutionary situation!

[Palmares]

I ask for solidarity my Gerbal comrades, Bec and Ian. Though differences of no importance (i.e. whatever the fuck you were talking about) may divide you, our mutual allegiance to the Gerbal nation is paramount.

Ian is not the "Gerbal King", he is an important elder of our kind, and the utter most respect must be given.

I have made a wonderful discovery, WE ARE NOT ALONE IN OUR STRUGGLE! I demostrate this on the following link;

http://www.h4.org/htarchive/GerbilFreedomFlyer.pdf

Could it be true? There are others like us?

I have also found the location of one of our lost elders, but I must warn you that many years of torture from the infidels (humankind) has driven him insane.

Check him out; http://chaosgerbil.23ae.com/ :o

As the power of the GNFM (Gerbal Nation Freedom Movement) heightens, our quest to revive our once glorious city in within grasp. For those who are undeducated, I give you a history of our lost city...

GERBIL

was captured by Alexander Jannaeus (c. 83 B.c.), rebuilt by the Romans (c. A.D. 65), burned by the Jews in revenge for the massacre at Caesarea, and again plundered and depopulated by Annius, the general of Vespasian; but, in spite of these disasters, it was still in the 2nd and 3rd centuries of the Christian era one of the wealthiest and most flourishing cities of Palestine. It was a centre of Greek civilization, devoted especially to the worship of Artemis, and producing famous teachers, of whom Stephen the Byzantine mentions Ariston, Kerykos and Plato. As late as 1121 the soldiers of Baldwin II. found it defended by a castle built by a king of Damascus; but at the beginning of the following century the Arabian geographer Yaqut speaks of it as deserted and overthrown. The ruins of Jerash, discovered about 1806, and since then frequently visited and described, still attest the splendour of the Roman city. They are distributed along both banks of the Kerwan, a brook which flows south through the Wadi-ed-Der to join the Zerka or Jabbok; but all the principal buildings are situated on the level ground to the right of the stream. The town walls, which can still be traced and indeed are partly standing, had a circuit of not more than. 2 m., and the main street was less than half a mile in length; but remains of buildings on the road for fully a mile beyond the south gate, show that the town had outgrown the limit of its fortifications. The most striking feature of the ruins is the profusion of columns, no fewer than 230 being even now in position; the main street is a continuous colonnade, a large part of which is still entire, and it terminates to the south in a forum of similar formation. Among the public buildings still recognizable are a theatre capable of accommodating Oobo spectators, a naumachia (circus for naval combats) and several temples, of which the largest was probably the grandest structure in the city, possessing a portico of Corinthian pillars 38 ft. high. The desolation of the city is probably due to earthquake; and the absence of Moslem erections or restorations seems to show that the disaster took place before the Mahommedan period.
The town is now occupied by a colony of Circassians, whose houses have been built with materials from the earlier buildings, and there has been much destruction of the interesting ruins. “ The country of the Gerasenes “ (Matt. viii. 28 and parallels; other readings, Gadarenes, Gergesenes) must be looked for in another quarter—on the E. coast of the Sea of Galilee, probably in the neighbourhood of the modern Khersa (C. W. Wilson in Recovery of Jerusalem, p. 369). (R. A. S. M.)

Also while I was searching for my lost elder Gerbal comrades, I found an infidel (hamster) pretending to be a communist. Bah! The nerve of them to be so Stalinist in destroying the reputation of our cause. Witness this atrocity on this link;

http://members.fortunecity.com/alienresour...rces/phscp.html (http://members.fortunecity.com/alienresources/phscp.html) :angry:

There is so much more I would ove to say, but time works against the best (i.e. Gerbals) of us. I can only leave you with this last link;

http://www.gerbil-info.com/

P.S. The spelling 'Gerbal' as opposed to 'Gerbil' is deliberate, for it distinguishes us from any old gerbil. 'Gerbal' sounded (and looks) better than 'gerbillus' anyway.

[B] GERBAL FREEDOM!!! :biggrin:

(Edited by Cthenthar at 2:44 pm on May 20, 2003)

[Ian]

The first link are none of my comrades! They say "no poofters" at the bottom of the page!!! :o

[IHP]

twoheaded chris, thats way too much research into gerballist policy, and history for sanity.

Bec, NOOOOO! you can't side with the gerbals, they'll take over and institute an authroitarian gerbal dictatorship. Come on, you know you love me, come back to the puritans and join the crusade against the gerballic cult.

--IHP

[Palmares]

I will not bow down to the infidel oppressors (humans, hampsters)!

Do not worry my Gerbal comrade Ian, the first link is outdated (1990 I think). We can forget about that traitor. They were racists like the rest (humans, hampsters) anyway!

The proletariat (Gerbals) have nothing to lose but their chains!

[B]GERBALS OF THE WORLD UNITE!

[Ian]

were there even pictures on the internet in 1990?
[ED] yes I realise the website we are talking about was made later than that, but were there pics on the net back then?

(Edited by Ian Rocks at 7:23 am on May 21, 2003)

[Dan Majerle]

Doesn't anybody want to recruit me to their cause? Now i feel left out....
STUPID GERBAL LOVERS!!!
;)
So how is everyone? I am so excited. I am making a basketball team with all my mates from school. We decided to organise it 3 days before our first game which is Thursday 10pm at Nunawading so Linden and Beck head down!! ;) We are having purple and yellow uniforms so be like the Lakers and i am wearing number 23!!!!!! I am so excited. I love basketball and in my amateur career (is that a paradox?) i have never worn 23 despite me being pretty alright at the sport. I just need to work hard and do heaps of work before basketball so i feel good about myself. I am so happy. I love you all and keep the peace!

P.S. Chenthar i listened to snoop - the game is to be sold not to be told, freak i used to hate that album so much but after your anti-snoop comments i am loving it now!!!!!! Seriously that guy is so good. Snoop is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nas is mad. I have his sweet dreams album which is the only one i've heard and which i like. :)

[Palmares]

Sorry Christopher, didn't know you cared about the Gerbal nation (and from what you said, you don't!)

Snoop is wack. His voice is irritating bro.

[IHP]

Greek Chris I called you to arms to fight the pro-gerballic hoardes. see here:


I knew, we must eliminate the the Gerbals now! I call to arms greek chris and Bec, to fight for the puritans and crush the gerballic uprising.

See, now join me!!!

Soz, can't make to your first game mate. My best mate is coming home from Queensland so we are gunna hit the piss pretty hard. You'll win though you tall bastard.

--IHP

[Beccie]

I don't know who I stand with anymore....

[IHP]

Me, because my dog's name is sox.

[Beccie]

Ok Linden, I'm convinced [sarcasm]

[Palmares]

Aaaarrrgggghhhh!!!!

Stop this oppression you infidels!!!

Bec, join the good side! We will not question your ability like the racist anti-Gerbals!

Mr Linden, have you ever questioned your conscience? Do you not care for the Gerbal Nation? If not, go back to your stupid hampsters!

[B]I must wage my offence now!

(Edited by Cthenthar at 3:48 pm on May 22, 2003)

[IHP]

Well as for the sarcasm young lady, I thought that I presented a pretty sound argument.

Join us in the crusade!! you're ability doesn't come into question....you've got a really nice arse!! (checkmate gerbal lovers bwhahahaha)

Taswegian Chris: my only goal is to crush this petty attempt at world domination! I represent, not the hampsters as you presume, but the guinea pigs of the world. They are THE superior ugly litte hairy creature.

--IHP

[Palmares]

IHP = INFIDEL

BTW, check chit chat :biggrin:

[Ian]

IHP, you're such a wang

[Dan Majerle]

Quote: from i hate pinochet on 4:30 am on May 22, 2003
Greek Chris I called you to arms to fight the pro-gerballic hoardes. see here:


I knew, we must eliminate the the Gerbals now! I call to arms greek chris and Bec, to fight for the puritans and crush the gerballic uprising.

See, now join me!!!

Soz, can't make to your first game mate. My best mate is coming home from Queensland so we are gunna hit the piss pretty hard. You'll win though you tall bastard.

--IHP



Ah thank you comrade. I officially ally myself with your most sacred of cause.
Down with the Gerbals!!!!!

P.S. Chenthar, i hope you know that Jean Paul Satre likes Snoop! They might be different generations but he loves him! ;)

[Palmares]

Quote: from Dan Majerle on 12:24 pm on May 23, 2003

Quote: from i hate pinochet on 4:30 am on May 22, 2003
Greek Chris I called you to arms to fight the pro-gerballic hoardes. see here:


I knew, we must eliminate the the Gerbals now! I call to arms greek chris and Bec, to fight for the puritans and crush the gerballic uprising.

See, now join me!!!

Soz, can't make to your first game mate. My best mate is coming home from Queensland so we are gunna hit the piss pretty hard. You'll win though you tall bastard.

--IHP



Ah thank you comrade. I officially ally myself with your most sacred of cause.
Down with the Gerbals!!!!!

P.S. Chenthar, i hope you know that Jean Paul Satre likes Snoop! They might be different generations but he loves him! ;)

I didn't know Jean-Paul Sartre liked cleaning shit off the bottom of his shoes! :)

J/K

I just don't like Snoop's style. Don't like his voice either. He is an okay MC, but...

(Edited by Cthenthar at 1:51 pm on May 23, 2003)

[Ian]

Jean-Paul likes: Long walks on the beach, Gerbals, Existance, Saggitarians, Communists

Jean-Paul dislikes: Snoop, Basketball, Scientologists, Gerbal Haters

Quoted from the Jeal-Paul edition of Womens' Weekly

[Palmares]

Frederick escaped?

How is everyone then?

[Ian]

So I'm told, pretty good quote if it's correct

[EDIT] I found a biography of Fredrick Douglass CLICK ME!!! (http://www.frederickdouglass.org/douglass_bio.html)

(Edited by Ian Rocks at 11:21 am on May 27, 2003)

[AussieCommie]

icantbelieve u think ikm like 30 im telling u im 11! i mean i read the manifesto bcuz im gifted. btw, my parents dont exactly care about what look at on the intrnet. plz just lv me alone! u had me on the ridge of bursting into trs!!

[IHP]

Bloody hell. Get over it. If you're gifted go into the Opposing Ideologies forum and show some capitalists what you got.

--IHP

[Dan Majerle]

This is my last remark about AussieCommie. Sorry but i just have to say it then i'll stop.

You are obviously not gifted in the virtue of humility.
P.S. When are you starting capital?

[Beccie]

aw leave the poor kid alone. He may really be gifted!

Don't worry AussieCommie IHP makes everyone cry.

[IHP]

Shut up woman or I'll show ya the back a' me hand!

--IHP

[Beccie]

Are you threatening me? You sound like a Capitalist dog!

[IHP]

Oh, I'm nasty. You better believe it girly. I smacked that exam yesterday upside its ear.

--IHP

[Beccie]

Yes you are nasty. That exam was pretty good. It was better then the one I had on Tuesday.

[Ian]

You're all so fucking slack! Especially Linden!!!!!

[Palmares]

ALL of YOU SUCK BALLS!

Who had holidays? I had them the last two weeks, didn't go online much coz I was busy, you'll find out one of the things I was busy doing in a upcoming thread.

Linden, how the hell did you get so many posts in the last two weeks? You had like 800 before, now you have over 1000! Sleep your way to the top? I knew you SUCKED BALLS

I'm so maggoted at the mo, I've got the flu, a bad one. Runny nose, sore throat, bad cough, sneezing, and I had my flu injection just the other week! But what do you expect after being in the pouring rain for a couple of hours.

[Beccie]

Hey Chris, I was wondering what happened to you. How have you been? As of tomorrow I have 5 weeks of holidays:) YAY!!

[IHP]

Chris I got up because I am the fucking almighty you pissed scumbag. Gimme a kiss.

ey Bec, you know where I'm spending my five weeks? Heh heh.

--IHP

[Palmares]

Linden, does that mean you SUCK BALLS?

I'm glad everyone missed me, afterall, I don't SUCK BALLS... much...

Have a good holidays infidels!

[Ian]

Lindy posted lots to be cool like me

[IHP]

Oh, shut up Rocksy, *smack* Ok?

--IHP

[Palmares]

Good to see we are a nice happy family! :)

[Palmares]

So... how is everyone then? I'm recovering from my flu, and tommorrow I'm having my last two wisdom teeth taken out!

[IHP]

Oh shut the fuck up Kramer.

I like your signature. Brings back memories. Were you around when Akbar was keeping it real were you?

I'm going to New York tomorrow.

Bec, have you finished your exams?

--IHP

[Beccie]

YES!I finished on tuesday :)

[Ian]

I had a day off with the sniffles on Friday, that was kinda good

[Palmares]

I remember great ol' Akbar... he was a much loved figure of Che-Lives, but then he left to do better things...

I loved his bad English, numerous grammatical errors, and pure ignorance... wait a minute...

Anyway, I am recovering from my cold, and my wisdom teeth extraction. I'll have some stitches from the extraction removed on Thursday (the stitches are on the inside, so don't worry, my good looks haven't been destroyed :) )

Where did you say you were Linden? NYC? Kick Joon in the balls for me then. :)

So... how are your holidays Bec? Christopher, are you on holidays?

Ian, thanks for 'Nausea', I recieved it the other day. Pretty interesting so far. I owe you man.

BTW, Linden, it is Cosmo Kramer to you stooge! :)

[Palmares]

Well, since none of you exist, I'll talk to myself.

How are you? Not bad.

Why? What do you mean why?

The Cheese. The Monkey one?

I've never been to France. Are there Monkeys there?

Lebanese guys are sexy. Hmmm... Sleek the Elite is kinda cool I guess...

I am GOD. Fair enough.

I love Linden's arse. But Ian is a gerbal lover!

This is absolute radish! Yeah, uni students really do suck balls!


The saga continues...

[Palmares]

The Saga (con't)...

[B] YOU ALL SUCKS BALLS