What made you smile today.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Its come to my attention that you people are probably the most miserable depressing bunch of bastards ever to grace the murky realms of the internet, as a result I demand everyone makes at least one post here a day to remind ourselves , life is quite good.

(ps: sticky this- you have stickied far worse before)

[Andrei Kuznetsov]

The rain pattering against my window. It was so soothing for me.

[mykittyhasaboner]

The rain pattering against my window. It was so soothing for me.

this

[GracchusBabeuf]

.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Seeing the portrait of Stalin.:tt1:

Please refrain from saying things such as this. We don't need revleft's IQ getting any lower from stalin posts such as this.

[Tyrlop]

when the cop15 meeting ended up in chaos and shit. and obama made his worst speak ever.

[Wanted Man]

A performance of "Around the World in Eighty Days" starring one of my favourite comedians, with the Calcutta section involving a 4m long penis. I did not just smile. I laughed and I laughed and I laughed.

[the last donut of the night]

weed and then mexican food

[Luisrah]

This

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fCYYPCtHGs

[Dr Mindbender]

Finishing my shift at work to commence 2 days of freedom.

[IrishWorker]

I was like a Cheshire cat for an hour after reading this.

Two of Colombia's biggest rebel groups have announced they intend to unite to fight the country's security forces.

The Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (Farc) and the National Liberation Army (ELN) said they were "on our way towards working for unity".

Farc and the smaller ELN have deep ideological differences and have fought each other in some regions.

Together they could be a significantly greater danger to the state, says the BBC's Jeremy McDermott.

The surprise announcement was made on a website known for its links with the Farc.

"Our only enemy is North American Imperialism and its oligarchic lackeys," the statement said, a reference to the US which supplies aid and training to the Colombian security forces.

The head of the Colombian armed forces, Gen Freddy Padilla, was dismissive of the news.

"This alliance is impossible," he said. "They dispute territory to control drug-trafficking and have killed one another in the south (of the departments of) Bolivar and Arauca."

Farc has in the past tried to absorb ELN, although the smaller group proved to be stronger than expected, beating back the Farc in several areas.

New path

The Farc is Colombia's oldest and largest left-wing rebel group. It was once thought to have some 16,000 fighters, but reports suggest it now has about 9,000. The group is rurally-based and finances itself through drug trafficking.

The ELN was formed in 1965 by intellectuals inspired by the Cuban revolution and liberation theology. It is regarded as being more ideological than the Farc and has succeeded in recruiting in urban areas. It is thought to have some 1,500 fighters.

It is not clear to what extent the two groups can put aside their differences.

"Now they have something in common, that they have been seriously diminished by Uribe," Mauricio Romero, a political analyst, told Reuters.

But he sees their union as largely symbolic.

The Farc has suffered several defeats at the hands of conservative President Alvaro Uribe's security forces.

Now under new leadership, it is steering a new path, and allying itself with former enemies to try to recover lost ground, our correspondent says.

[Nwoye]

this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb9jY8yAxgs

[The Ungovernable Farce]

This:
jd4RFPPYxp8

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Sorry can a mod please bin this shit you wankers dont deserve a nice christmas I ask you what is beautiful about life and all I get is a bunch of fucking stalin losers talking about how their day was made when some army they will never have jack shit to do with made a deal with another army that you also funnily nough wil have shit to do with. Also fucking youtube videos the point is to explainpersonal things in life but no you go and fuck it up by posting fucking youtube videos just inacse you dont look like a computer nerd enoguh.

[Il Medico]

http://www.pollstruck.com/poll-files/cute-dog-cat739681.jpg

[Jazzratt]

Today: I helped an older person who was struggling to stand on the ice near my house, supported them so they wouldn't fall over. It was a kindly act for a stranger and it made me feel great.

Not so recently: Going home from the jobcentre (which is depressing enough) on a train full of english train users (i.e miserable bastards) a young child walked down the carriage asking everyone what their name was, how they were doing, what they were reading and everything. The innocence of this gesture restored the faith in humanity I usually lose in that kind of situation.

[Axle]

The new episode of The Venture Bros.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Listening to Funkadelic after seeing it in the stonertalk thread. good stuff.

[Andrei Kuznetsov]

Listening to Funkadelic after seeing it in the stonertalk thread. good stuff.

Mother Earth is pregnant... and WE have knocked her up!!! D=

[RHIZOMES]

reinstalling "Deus Ex"

[Wanted Man]

Sorry can a mod please bin this shit you wankers dont deserve a nice christmas I ask you what is beautiful about life and all I get is a bunch of fucking stalin losers talking about how their day was made when some army they will never have jack shit to do with made a deal with another army that you also funnily nough wil have shit to do with. Also fucking youtube videos the point is to explainpersonal things in life but no you go and fuck it up by posting fucking youtube videos just inacse you dont look like a computer nerd enoguh.

Most people tried, but there will always be a few idiots ruining it for the rest of us.

[The Ungovernable Farce]

Not so recently: Going home from the jobcentre (which is depressing enough) on a train full of english train users (i.e miserable bastards) a young child walked down the carriage asking everyone what their name was, how they were doing, what they were reading and everything. The innocence of this gesture restored the faith in humanity I usually lose in that kind of situation.
You have to get the train to and from the jobcentre? Wow, I thought most people had one within walking distance.

[Pogue]

You have to get the train to and from the jobcentre? Wow, I thought most people had one within walking distance.

nah, my 'local' one is a 20 minute bus ride away at least.

[Nwoye]

comrade joe being angry.

and this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q95rcdH0huc&feature=related

[Bandito]

Steven Taylor handball and the referee failing to see it. :)

[Tjis]

Snow!
It is so fun and multi-functional.

[Bandito]

Snow!
It is so fun and multi-functional.
Yeah.
It is cold and can definitely wet your feet.
Whoo fucking hooo

[gorillafuck]

I went to Subway today. Subway is so ridiculously good.

[ls]

You have to get the train to and from the jobcentre? Wow, I thought most people had one within walking distance.

http://www.citizensadvice.org.uk/index/campaigns/campaign_success/job-centre-saved-from-closure.htm?textsize=large&rnd=46690

RATM getting xmas no 1 over simon cowface made me smile today.

[Mindtoaster]

I hung out in a gay night club for the first time in New Orleans

The place had shit tons of TVs which showed nothing but penises and half nude men, bringing many a laugh to my drunken, immature self

[Black_Flag]

My friend talking about what his shite looked like after he drank guinness all night and ate sweetcorn.

[Pogue]

My friend talking about what his shite looked like after he drank guinness all night and ate sweetcorn.

We've all seen that horrible site, once, and resolved never to see it again.

eurgh.

[Kovacs]

I went to a carol service (tradition, not religion. I like to sing carols and share some mince pies this time of year). The service included some small ones doing a nativity. One of the Magi (three kings) announced proudly that he had brought the baby Jesus some Frankenstein. Laughs all round.:)

[Jazzratt]

We've all seen that horrible site, once, and resolved never to see it again.

eurgh.

I haven't, I don't eat much sweetcorn. Given what one's shit looks like after a lot of guiness though I'm glad that I don't.

[Glenn Beck]

http://www.corollabeach.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sailorjerryspicedrumwithhulagirl_005.jpg

[Wanted Man]

http://blackwithblue.free.fr/IMG/jpg/Westmalle_Tripel_Portrait_small.jpg

[Rusty Shackleford]

laying in bed until 2 basking in the warmth of my heavy covers. how i love it.

[mykittyhasaboner]

The fact that we finally have some cold weather here.

[RHIZOMES]

I hung out in a gay night club for the first time in New Orleans

The place had shit tons of TVs which showed nothing but penises and half nude men, bringing many a laugh to my drunken, immature self

I remember when I went to a gay bar, I was taken there by this guy I had just met who said he used to be a loan shark and that he knew kung-fu among other weird things. :mellow:

I later learned he had actually been banned from the flat he had lured me out of for threatening everyone with a samurai sword, and apparently that was the first time they had ever heard him with that British accent. :lol:

It makes me smile in retrospect...

[the last donut of the night]

The fact that we finally have some cold weather here.

don't you live in the perpetual shitbag also known as florida?

[mykittyhasaboner]

don't you live in the perpetual shitbag also known as florida?

yes :unsure::crying::blushing:

[the last donut of the night]

yes :unsure::crying::blushing:


that's rough man

[mykittyhasaboner]

that's rough man

Hey at least it's in the 50's F. Though it will only be like this for the next day or two.

When it's really rough is summer.

[the last donut of the night]

Hey at least it's in the 50's F. Though it will only be like this for the next day or two.

When it's really rough is summer.

Here its about 20s range

[RHIZOMES]

In Auckland it never goes above 25 Celsius. We're kind notorious for moaning whenever it goes above that, or below 0 Celsius.

[Mindtoaster]

I remember when I went to a gay bar,.

Its like stepping onto another planet

[bcbm]

Its like stepping onto a better planet

fixed

[lombas]

Maitresses make you smile.

[Mindtoaster]

fixed

Truth, I can only think of one other club in New Orleans thats isn't absolute shit compared to Oz (the gay club)

[IrishWorker]

Death to all Imperialists.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldXZUitXJtA

Merry Christmas to all the anti Imperialists in Iraq and Afghanistan keep up the good work.

[Number 16 Bus Shelter]

Well, for one, this post makes me smile...

But seriously?
Writing long, detailed replies to scam email (Complete with lovely pics!)
Applying for jobs then not turning up
Riding up and down continuously in lifts(elevators). Then carrying a desk into the lift and asking people if they have an appointment when they enter.
Using my home-built transmitter to broadcast over the top of pop and rap radio stations with classical music

I hope you have a Christmas that's better than mine. :laugh:

[Pogue]

It's like stepping onto a gay planet.


There we go.

[Red Saxon]

Being able to talk to someone at the bookstore today about Socialism.

[Angry Young Man]

Realising that I likely do have enough food to last until my housemate gets back, and that it's actually quite balanced - oats, chicken, bacon, sausages, eggs, carrots, onions, pasta and a couple of sauces

[Rusty Shackleford]

Death to all Imperialists.

ldXZUitXJtA

Merry Christmas to all the anti Imperialists in Iraq and Afghanistan keep up the good work.
'


thats going to get pulled off of youtube so fucking fast :laugh:

WTF was with the guy with the cane at around 0:50? is there a special way to walk with a cane during a funeral procession?

[Il Medico]

fixed
Agreed.

[Angry Young Man]

Florida must be some kind of conservative dystopia, because all the Floridian posters resent being Floridian, something traditionally reserved for places with no sunshine

[Il Medico]

Florida must be some kind of conservative dystopia, because all the Floridian posters resent being Floridian, something traditionally reserved for places with no sunshine
Understatement. Plus our sunshine= brutal heat and muggy humidity. Basically Florida is a bug infested swamp filled with Glenn Beck wannabes.

[IrishWorker]

'


thats going to get pulled off of youtube so fucking fast :laugh:

WTF was with the guy with the cane at around 0:50? is there a special way to walk with a cane during a funeral procession?
Stiff upper lip and all that bollocks

[Pogue]

Squared off with the local scum again when I was walking the dog, still as much of a fucking joke as before, +10 man points to me.

[IrishWorker]

Squared off with the local scum again when I was walking the dog, still as much of a fucking joke as before, +10 man points to me.
Local hoods?

[*Viva La Revolucion*]

1. I DO NOT HAVE TO VISIT MY FAMILY FOR CHRISTMAS. Yessss.
2. THIS MEANS I CAN AVOID POINTLESS ARGUMENTS.
3. CHOCOLATE CAKE EXISTS AND THIS MAKES ME SMILE.

And I got a great card from an old friend I haven't seen for years.

I bet there are some angry comments on that YouTube video.

[Patchd]

I woke up in my own puke lol.

[Pogue]

I woke up in my own puke lol.

Bourgeois decadence, you should have been up at 4am and training with your cadre. Typical anarkkkist.

[Pogue]

Local hoods?

Yeh, they are dickheads, been harassing people around here, been a history of them picking on people, mainly Asian, they died down after we gave them a stern talking to (;)), they are creeping back again though. We're tight on sorting it out down here though.

[*Viva La Revolucion*]

There are thugs like that where I live. They hang around the bus station shouting abuse at anyone who looks as though they could be from a different country. I don't know what to do about them.

[Pogue]

There are thugs like that where I live. They hang around the bus station shouting abuse at anyone who looks as though they could be from a different country. I don't know what to do about them.

Do you have alot of friends in the area, people who wouldn't mind confronting them?

[*Viva La Revolucion*]

I have friends in the area, but I doubt any of them would be willing to confront them. I would but it would be a bit stupid to do it on my own. A few years ago my cousin tried to defend a guy from racists and he ended up spending the night in hospital. I was thinking about setting up a local antifascist group but I don't know where to start; it would probably be better to join an existing one, but I don't know of any in the area.

[Pogue]

I have friends in the area, but I doubt any of them would be willing to confront them. I would but it would be a bit stupid to do it on my own. A few years ago my cousin tried to defend a guy from racists and he ended up spending the night in hospital. I was thinking about setting up a local antifascist group but I don't know where to start; it would probably be better to join an existing one, but I don't know of any in the area.

I'll talk to you about this in PMs.

[Killfacer]

Telling plagueground to die in a whole made my life and the lives of millions of others better.

[Chambered Word]

Well, for one, this post makes me smile...

But seriously?
Writing long, detailed replies to scam email (Complete with lovely pics!)
Applying for jobs then not turning up
Riding up and down continuously in lifts(elevators). Then carrying a desk into the lift and asking people if they have an appointment when they enter.
Using my home-built transmitter to broadcast over the top of pop and rap radio stations with classical music

I hope you have a Christmas that's better than mine. :laugh:

Sounds like it was way cooler than mine.

It's 11:00 PM now, and I'm listening to Queens of the Stone Age which for some reason makes it sound like there's something whispering behind me. Creepy...

[9]

Several Jews, thoroughly intoxicated, trying to open a pickle jar with a metal mallet in the early hours of Christmas morning. :-)

[Patchd]

bourgeois decadence, you should have been up at 4am and training with your cadre. Typical anarkkkist.
your face is decadently bourgeois!

[Rusty Shackleford]

Woman knocks down pope at Mass; Christmas celebrations begin (http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=t&ct2=us%2F0_0_s_0_0_t&usg=AFQjCNG1qx0ASTd3obK0eIuQ9l9Z_vyv9Q&sig2=6RVR9XDJ10MZ2skIc9uuNg&cid=17593680514512&ei=uV01S4iCNonClQTO67gs&rt=SECTION&vm=STANDARD&url=http%3A%2F%2Fedition.cnn.com%2F2009%2FWORLD%2F europe%2F12%2F24%2Fvatican.christmas.mass.pope%2F% 3Fimw%3DY)



title of a news article. i absolutely love it when they make funny sentences because they are trying to shorten the title.

[mykittyhasaboner]

Here its about 20s range
Luuuuucky.



In Auckland it never goes above 25 Celsius. We're kind notorious for moaning whenever it goes above that, or below 0 Celsius.

25 C is like average for southern Florida. In fact today, christmas day, it was warmer than this. It's now only 23 C and the sun has went down.


Understatement. Plus our sunshine= brutal heat and muggy humidity. Basically Florida is a bug infested swamp filled with Glenn Beck wannabes.

I couldn't have said it better myself. Although I would like to add Cuban exiles into the mix.


I woke up in my own puke lol.

How do you know it's yours? :p

[Nolan]

My ex is now my ex-ex. :cool:

[#FF0000]

I actually had money to give people gifts this year :)

[Guerrilla22]

A guy tried to blow up a flight from Amstredam to Detroit today. Oh you!

[Rusty Shackleford]

that made you smile?

[spiltteeth]

revleft is in good hands thanks to reasonable mature moderators...

http://www.revleft.com/vb/showpost.php?p=1634559&postcount=16

:)

[Patchd]

^ Is there something wrong with his statement? :tt2: Zizek is a nut, and so are religious people, what could NoX had got wrong? :lol:

[Angry Young Man]

My ex is now my ex-ex. :cool:

What, is s/he dead?

[the last donut of the night]

What, is s/he dead?

Nah, he was referring that they are back together. See, the "ex" in this phrase represents a negative, so double that negative and you got yourself an affirmative.

[Rusty Shackleford]

so, i thought id look for a new name. i thought lemmiwinks would be alright. Lemmiwinks was the gerbil/hamster from southpark. i dont want any association with what happened to it but i just liked the name. i googled lemmiwinks revleft and got this...

http://pbc.undo.jp/cgi/pcbbs22/index.php?mode=dump&page=2&log=398:laugh:

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