Any Swedes/Suedes around here? =)

[SwedishCommie]

Is any one here from Sweden or can speak/write some Swedish? =)

Om nån är det så: Hej =)

[Dhul Fiqar]

Hej :)

I don't speak or write much Swedish, but I can understand it since I know a bit of Danish. I'm Icelandic myself :)

Snakker du måske Dansk? Min dansk er ikke så godt, men jeg forstår det OK.

--- G.

[SwedishCommie]

Danska och Svenska är ganska lika när man läser det!
Var i Island bor du? Reykavijk eller?

If You dont understand ask for a translation ;)

[Dhul Fiqar]

I understand perfectly, yeah they are similar but Norwegian and Danish are even more similar, just substitute K for G, lol.

Anyway, I come from ReykjavÃ*k, but I live in Beijing at the moment, and am moving to Berlin soon. My stepmom is a diplomat, and since she has my little sister and father with her I follow where the government sends us :)

Currently studying social sciences at uni.

How about you?

[SwedishCommie]

Im only 14 years old so im still in School. Is it hard to move around all the time?
The furtest away from sweden ive been is Germany.
How old are you?
How long have you been interessted in politics?

[Dhul Fiqar]

It's hard but interesting to move around all the time :)

I'm 21, been into politics for quite a few years now.

I'm pretty sure there are some other Swedish comrades on the boards btw (we also have at least one Norwegian guy, but you can't have everything I guess!)

(lol just kidding Apocalypse)

[SwedishCommie]

Hehehe:) You cant imagine the how many Norwiegan jokes i know!

[Anonymous]

i dont know any swedish but i sure like swedish chicks....

expecially when they come to Algarve (South Portugal, Mediterranic climate) in vacations :D

[SwedishCommie]

Hehe! :)
Yea Swedish chicks is great!

But you shouldnt be to dissmisive of the latino chick
Ay caramba!;)

[Anonymous]

a significant part of the latin chicks are heartless *****es that will rip your heart off and eat it raw...

they have "rubber shoes emotions"(haha cant get enough of those Red Alert quotes :D )


(Edited by the anarchist at 4:39 pm on April 17, 2003)

[Dhul Fiqar]

I've always been rather partial to both Scandinavian and Latino girls, but I'm open minded.

Hell, if she has all the right parts, I'm not that picky actually ;)

The only saving grace of Iceland as a country is the fact that there are far more pretty girls per capita than I've seen anywhere else, and they work menial jobs like fastfood restaurants and stuff. You see them in the weirdest places, while the prettiest girls in places like London are usually wearing fancy clothes walking down the highstreet.

Sweden has a very nice concentration, too :)

--- G.

[SwedishCommie]

Hehe Red Alert is Great!
the only bad thing is that Soviet is pictured as the bad guys!

hell yeah Swedish chicks is great!

[Dawood]

Swedish girls suck! I mean literarly... :biggrin:

Hmmm... tjenare, jag är från Sverige, bor i västsverige, men kommer från Jämtland. Trevligt att råkas.

F.ö. så är Command & Conquer; generals bättre än sina föregångare. Terroristerna äger.

[SwedishCommie]

Hej hej kamrat kul att det finns några andra svenskar här jag bor utanför borås!

Jag har inte spelat Generals än!

Välkommen till Che-Lives det bästa forumet!

[Dawood]

Jag ställer mig tveksam till det. www.socialism.nu verkar vara bättre i min mening. Men men, man kan inte hänga på samma forum alltid... :biggrin:

[SwedishCommie]

Socialism.nu suger i jämförelse!

[Dawood]

Hmm... varför säger du så? Det är bättre designat i min mening, och det verkar vara aktivare... nåväl, for each his own...

[SwedishCommie]

Den är värdelös i jämförelse!
Och den är inte i närheten så aktiv som denna sidan!

[Comrade Daniel]

Välkommen till Che-Lives det bästa forumet!
Welkom op che-lives het beste forum!
Welcome on Che-lives the best forum!

Am I right? Is this the correct? If so I can speak Swedish! :D I love the ''Northern'' languages because they are similar to Dutch. Especially German and Dutch, I love Scandinavian languages I actually hate latin languages except for Spanish which I love to hear. Different languages RULE!

[RAGING BULL]

Quote: from SwedishCommie on 5:12 pm on April 15, 2003
Hehehe:) You cant imagine the how many Norwiegan jokes i know!

I would like to hear one

[Goldfinger]

yeah, bring it on.

[Comrade Daniel]

I thought in Norway beer would cost you a MONTH salary, Denmark is also expensive but their social policies are better than the ones in Holland at the moment.

[SwedishCommie]

Comrade Daneil thats correct and i also like "northern" languages!

Okey heres some jokes :)

It was a swede and a norweigan that made a bet about who could tell the most amazing and untrue story.
The norweigan started:
Once upon a time there was a very intelligent norwiegan that......
Then the swede shouted:
STOP!!!
You win!!

Heres another but in swedish!

Vet du vad norrmannen sa när han blev skjuten i pannan?
Det var nära ögat!

OK another one in english!:

A norweigan visited a museum.
He started to look at a painting.
then he said to a man next side to him:
What a ugly painting!!
Then the man replied:
Its not a painting.
Its a mirror.

If you havnt had enough you just have to ask and ill give you some more!

[Goldfinger]

100 suedes and one norwegian were in a plane, when all of a sudden the floor fell off, so everyone hung on to teh roof. Then the captain announced that in order to avoid crashing the plane, one person had to let go in order to make the plane lighter. The norwegian said he would do it, and all the Suedes clapped.

[SwedishCommie]

Hehe fuckin' hilarious!
If you replace suedes with Norwiegans! ;)

[Goldfinger]

But then it wouldn't be as funny! This one's funny because it's true!

[Comrade Daniel]

We (Dutch people) have a lot of jokes about people form Belgium, this is because we can't have it that they speak Dutch as well: People from Belgium even win the national dutch grammer competitions. Hate that jokes.

[SwedishCommie]

Can we just agree that both norwiegans and swedes "hates" eachother equaly :)
You can take any swede joke and replace swede with norwiegan.