Brazen European commentary

[Angry Young Man]

Fucking English - Daily Mail reading clone Americans

[An archist]

Damned cheap-skate dutchies, learn to brew something besides Heineken.

[the last donut of the night]

damn croats, learn to make better sausages

[Honggweilo]

Damned cheap-skate dutchies, learn to brew something besides Heineken.
damn unwashed long-haired smelly belgains, stop reviving hardcore and being utter snorebores

[Holden Caulfield]

British - Stiff Upper Lip / Football Hooligans
French - Rude, Arrogant, Cheese Munching Surrender Monkeys
Dutch - Stoners, Sex Fiends,
Belgians- Boring, Eurocrats (Brussels is a term of offense in the British Right Wing press)
Germans - Efficient, Joyless, Authorotarian
Italians - Shit at War, Greasy Mothers Boys, Football Cheats
Spanish - Lazy,
Swedish - 6ft Blonde Sexy Women, Vikings

please continue

[Raúl Duke]

If all the Spaniards got going for them is being lazy then I guess It ain't so bad...

[Holden Caulfield]

I couldn't think of what else we criticise Spaniads for apart from producing soft footballers who fall over at the slightest contact but now the likes of Reyes are long gone and we got the superman who is Torres in the Prem

[NecroCommie]

French - Rude, Arrogant, Cheese Munching Surrender Monkeys

What the fuck is this!? Everyone knows that the french are not only class concious, but also romantic and good lovers. ;)

Also, russians are well known for their bloodlust and will to kill every fucking living thing. :rolleyes:

[Pirate Utopian]

Everything east of Zuid-Holland - gray, impoverished and run by dictators.
Everything north of it - Cold, stuck-up and dull.
Everything south of it - Lazy, drunk and smelly.

[Raúl Duke]

What the fuck is this!? Everyone knows that the french are not only class concious, but also romantic and good lovers.

No, some French are rude...
Actually, I think I heard they are the worst tourists (or maybe it was the British...i don't remember) and when I was in Florence a bunch of French tourist confused me to be a native and asked me, in French, a question that was (I guess) "Where's Galleria Academia" and everything about that encounter was rude.

I mean, they asked me in French...do they assume that Italians give a rat's ass about their French language? They made no attempt to say anything to me in Italian nor use English which is sometimes uses as an "intermediary" language among Europeans.

Second, after trying to understand what they asked me, and before I could answer, they just move their hand in a dismissive way and somewhat pushed me aside.

[Holden Caulfield]

all french people are rude.

If you try to speak German in Berlin they smile pleased at your effort and then will answer you, usually in perfect english.

if you try to speak French in Paris and they stare at you as if you just pissed on their kids, AND if its in a shop they throw your change back at you.

[NecroCommie]

Naah, the french aren't rude... just, passionate about trivial things.

[RHIZOMES]

Dutch - Stoners, Sex Fiends,


Time to learn Dutch and move to the Netherlands

[Pirate Utopian]

Some basic Dutch.

Police officer - kankersmeris
Damn - kanker
An annoying person - kankerlijer

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

The only rude people I came across in France were tourists from the United States

[Kamerat]

Germans are the worst tourists. I ones got yelled at because i did not speak german when i was younger.

[Panda Tse Tung]

Some basic Dutch.

Police officer - kankersmeris
Damn - kanker
An annoying person - kankerlijer
Ur from the Hague?

anyway stereotypes.

All Germans = Nazi's
All French carry baguette's under their armpits at all times
All Italians ride their mopeds all day saying ciao
All Belgians r dumb
All Brits have poor fashion taste (not sure if this is a stereotype or just true :p)
All Swedes are blondue

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

The French are a miserable bunch of bastards , the lot of them.

[LeninBalls]

Youre forgetting us

[RHIZOMES]

Youre forgetting us

Drunken terrorists?

[Kamerat]

Irish are self obsessed, thinking they are wort mentioning.:p
Lot of much larger countrys who has been left unmentioned.
Like ukranians who are semi-russian anarchists.
And romanians who are all gypsies.

[NecroCommie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZWZZRZDcSQ&feature=related
Returning to the issue of France...

[Pirate Utopian]

Ur from the Hague?
Rijswijk.

Not even 3 minutes from the Hague though, so I hang out with (and curse with) alot of people from the Hague.

[Raúl Duke]

Time to learn Dutch and move to the Netherlands

Agreed
but I heard that the Czech Republic is putting forward similar or mostly the same laws in regards to cannabis AND perhaps also a few other drugs (i.e. massive decriminalization) to be put in effect for 2010. I think I might prefer the Czech.

Although according to Wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_cannabis#Netherlands) and news article (http://blogs.wsj.com/new-europe/2009/12/08/czech-govt-allows-5-cannabis-plants-for-personal-use-from-2010/), it's not really is or being turned de jure "legal" in either of those 2 countries...the only country (I know of) that is considered actual legalization is the U.S. (at the state level: California being the fore-runner in this. By late 2010 they will have a referendum about legalizing, and taxing, ganja).

If this is the case, North California here I come! :thumbup:

[the last donut of the night]

why haven't we mentioned those damned serbs, the dirty warmongers

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Youre forgetting us

Not a particularly difficult thing to do.

[RHIZOMES]

Agreed
but I heard that the Czech Republic is putting forward similar or mostly the same laws in regards to cannabis AND perhaps also a few other drugs (i.e. massive decriminalization) to be put in effect for 2010. I think I might prefer the Czech.

I'd rather move to the Netherlands since all the best Revleft members are there

I dunno what's worse though, anti-communism to the max (Czech Republic) or extreme Islamophobia (Netherlands)


Although according to Wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_cannabis#Netherlands) and news article (http://blogs.wsj.com/new-europe/2009/12/08/czech-govt-allows-5-cannabis-plants-for-personal-use-from-2010/), it's not really is or being turned de jure "legal" in either of those 2 countries...the only country (I know of) that is considered actual legalization is the U.S. (at the state level: California being the fore-runner in this. By late 2010 they will have a referendum about legalizing, and taxing, ganja).

If this is the case, North California here I come! :thumbup:

My paternal family is from California, I could move there and get citizenship quite easily. B)

[Angry Young Man]

Germans are the worst tourists. I ones got yelled at because i did not speak german when i was younger.

I come from York and I can assure you that that is untrue. In fact, Americans are the worst thing to happen to York since the Harrying of the North.

(The William the Conqueror one, not the Margaret Thatcher one)

[Il Medico]

Well on the bright side for you chaps, no matter where you go in Europe it is not as bad as Florida. Well, except Kent, it's a god awful place.

[Raúl Duke]

Kent is like the sister/twin city/region to Florida.

All I know is if by 2020 (or earlier, maybe between 2015-2020) the N. East U.S. do not legalize mj while it's legalized in California I'm very definately moving to the Bay Area.

[bcbm]

My paternal family is from California, I could move there and get citizenship quite easily. B)

don't even think about it

[MarxSchmarx]

Spaniards - still bitter about losing their empire
Portuguese - still bitter about the Spanish empire
British - still bitter about losing the British empire
Irish - still bitter about the British empire
Russians - still bitter about losing the USSR
Ukrainians/Poles/etc... - still bitter about the USSR
French - still bitter about losing les empires coloniaux français
Dutch belgians - still bitter about having to study French.

Notice a pattern here?

Hell, even the freaking LITHUANIANS are still bitter about losing their stupid empire.

[Comrade B]

Just what we need, more European thread dominance, fucking limeys. Betting this thread is 95% brit.

[Angry Young Man]

Well on the bright side for you chaps, no matter where you go in Europe it is not as bad as Florida. Well, except Kent, it's a god awful place.

this.

[Raúl Duke]

Spaniards - still bitter about losing their empire
Portuguese - still bitter about the Spanish empire
British - still bitter about losing the British empire
Irish - still bitter about the British empire
Russians - still bitter about losing the USSR
Ukrainians/Poles/etc... - still bitter about the USSR
French - still bitter about losing les empires coloniaux français
Dutch belgians - still bitter about having to study French.

Notice a pattern here?

Hell, even the freaking LITHUANIANS are still bitter about losing their stupid empire.

You forgot the Italians and the Germans.
The Germans fought WWII over being bitter about losing the "German Reich" (WWI)
The Italians after WWII lost their little empire.

[Sasha]

Spaniards - still bitter about losing their empire
Portuguese - still bitter about the Spanish empire
British - still bitter about losing the British empire
Irish - still bitter about the British empire
Russians - still bitter about losing the USSR
Ukrainians/Poles/etc... - still bitter about the USSR
French - still bitter about losing les empires coloniaux français
Dutch belgians - still bitter about having to study French.

Notice a pattern here?

Hell, even the freaking LITHUANIANS are still bitter about losing their stupid empire.

hey, dont forget the dutch.
our prime minister recently made himself imortal by encouraging the dutch people to have a bit more of an V.O.C. menatility

(that would be balatant racism, imperialism, kolonalism and slavery i guess)

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Well, except Kent, it's a god awful place.

In kent we make our home's from the skulls of our enemies.

[Angry Young Man]

In kent we make our home's from the skulls of our enemies.

Working class people?

[Honggweilo]

hey, dont forget the dutch.
our prime minister recently made himself imortal by encouraging the dutch people to have a bit more of an V.O.C. menatility

(that would be balatant racism, imperialism, kolonalism and slavery i guess)
allen willen de markt doen slagen, moeten mannen met slaven zijn

jan-peter balkenende, normen en waarden, normen en waarden :rolleyes:

[Pogue]

the fucking swedes have acheived socialism but refuse to spread it, the norweigans are too fucking healthy and rich, the finns are stubborn wankers, the russians are all commie nutters, the ukranians, armenians, poles, serbs, bosnians, etc might as well be russians, greeks are riot junkies, the spaniards make crap food, the italians talk with their fucking hands, the germans are german, the dutch were thick enough to build udnerwater homes yet complain about flooding, the luxemburgians are a disgrace to rosa, the belgiums do fuck all but make chocolate and ronaldo comes from portugal, the scots, welsh and irish all wear kilts and/or shag sheep and the english are xenophobic. anyone i missed in insignificant.

[Pogue]

allen willen de markt doen slagen, moeten mannen met slaven zijn

jan-peter balkenende, normen en waarden, normen en waarden :rolleyes:

flibbedy flabbedy walla walla suirb zu-jin hokoe pokoe.

[Raúl Duke]

I actually like Spanish food...and Italian food...

but I don't exactly have a high opinion for French cuisine (or at least not haute cuisine) and am skeptical at British cuisine except for the simple stuff like "fish and chips."

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Toad in the motherfucking hole for life.

[Jazzratt]

I like the kind of british quisine where we've found something other people do and have decided to fry and batter it.