lol canada

[Honggweilo]

http://www.ontla.on.ca/web/bills/bills_detail.do?locale=en&BillID=1128&isCurrent=false&ParlSessionID=37%3A4

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

if this fascist crap is ever enacted in my country, I will shit

[the last donut of the night]

this is obviously an attack on the Luxembourgian immigrant community, since their national sport is dwarf tossing, or därfftossenshierg

[gorillafuck]

Dwarf Tossing is a sport?

[Angry Young Man]

if this fascist crap is ever enacted in my country, I will shit

If you can only defecate when fascist beliefs are present, maybe global communism isn't the political system for you.

[Pavlov's House Party]

fucking ontarians
they're like the amish with cars

[Comrade B]

Shit, and here I was planning a dwarf tossing road trip to Ontario with my friends.
Guess we will just have to toss dwarfs at home.

[hugsandmarxism]

Every dumb law has a story behind it... and I'm guessing this one is a side-splitter :laugh:

[Sam_b]

Wikipedia:


In Ontario (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ontario), Canada (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada), the Dwarf Tossing Ban Act, 2003 (also known as Bill 97) was introduced by Windsor West (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windsor_West) MPP (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MPP) Sandra Pupatello (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandra_Pupatello), and was carried at its first reading.[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_tossing#cite_note-OntLA1-0) This private member's public bill (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_member%27s_bill) did not proceed to second or third readings, nor did it receive royal assent, and therefore died at the close of the 37th Legislature (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legislative_Assembly_of_Ontario).[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_tossing#cite_note-OntLA1-0) The bill proposed a fine of not more than $5000, imprisonment of not more than six months, or both. The bill was hastily tabled in response to a dwarf tossing contest[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_tossing#cite_note-OntLA2-1) that was held at Leopard's Lounge in Windsor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windsor,_Ontario), Ontario with a dwarf nicknamed "Tripod".

Technically, its still legal. Baffles the mind.

[Dr Mindbender]

...and what do the dwarfs think about this?