worst movies ever

[The Red Next Door]

what are worst films you ever saw?

[Os Cangaceiros]

The worst movie I've ever seen is Escape from DS-3.

I don't care what movie anyone else on this thread names, it is not worse than the abomination unto mankind that is Escape from DS-3.

[Jimmie Higgins]

"Crash" - not the one about people getting a sexual charge from auto accidents. "Sideways" is a close 2nd.

These are the worst in that I saw them and loathed them and then people treated me like a bad person for not finding these movies as deep/moving/etc as they did.

[Jimmie Higgins]

Escape from DS-3.
Wow, bonus points, I've never even heard of this movie and I've seen some obscure bad movies.

[Os Cangaceiros]

I found it on a recorded cassette tape from a seine boat I was on.

I don't think you can even find it on VHS, let alone DVD. It only has thirty votes on IMDb, so I guess it's kinda obscure. That's a good thing, too, because it was so bad that I had to fastfoward the last quarter of the film.

[Bilan]

I haven't seen that, ES, but I'm sure Land of the Lost is far worse. The shittest film ever made. EVER.

[The Red Next Door]

I haven't seen that, ES, but I'm sure Land of the Lost is far worse. The shittest film ever made. EVER.
never saw that one.

[Invincible Summer]

- Kangaroo Jack
- Home Alone series
- Sex and the City
- When a Stranger Calls (the newer one)
- Disturbia

[ZeroNowhere]

I would say that New Moon beats the obscure one based on the fact that it is not at all obscure. Other than that, Juno can probably compete, but I try to avoid watching shitty movies, generally.

[Honggweilo]

Butterfly Effect 2+3
99% of videogame themed movies
Dr. Zhivago
Every fucking zombiemovie
All Scary Movie spinoffs
Ricky-oh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vMKN1tYknE

Allright! you have alot of guts Oscar! :lol:

[Pirate Utopian]

House of the Dead
Day of the Dead remake
2012
Eurotrip


Every fucking zombiemovie
Fuck you.

[hugsandmarxism]

The movies bad enough to have made it on Mystery Science Theatre 3000. I have a thread about said show here (http://www.revleft.com/vb/mystery-science-theatre-t122971/index.html?t=122971).

One of the most memorable made-for-tv disaster-pieces (for me, at least) has to be Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb8CEaWtK60
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuHD849tiFs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK2g5_Z1udU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2gWA3SOyoU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Df7K-JbpZs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugp7CYgiMG0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCiLTD5BRpM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpVoILj2bn0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sooHERxtjCs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SjL0AUfHic

[GiantBear91]

Twilight, New Moon, Inspector Gadget, 2012... a lot more... I just can not think of right now.

[The Red Next Door]

- Kangaroo Jack
- Home Alone series
- Sex and the City
- When a Stranger Calls (the newer one)
- Disturbia
I thought disturba was all right

[brigadista]

I would say that New Moon beats the obscure one based on the fact that it is not at all obscure. Other than that, Juno can probably compete, but I try to avoid watching shitty movies, generally.

i saw new moon this week and found it a great comedy movie- i was crying with laughter as was most of the audience.

[A.R.Amistad]

Elizabethtown, The Sandlot (all versions), Red Dawn, A Serious Man, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. :p

[Bandito]

Every single one with Michael Dudikoff.

[Angry Young Man]

Every Pixar film apart from Toy Story. Disney cosiness does not mix with contemporary popular culture.

I'll probably get crucified here, but yes, I like some Disney films. I understand the presence of reactionary subtexts, but I watched them as a bairn and I've read more than the Hate Mail and the Bible. This might be worth a separate thread, actually.

[Jimmie Higgins]

How could I forget "300". If that movie was a person, it'd be a 40 year old man-child with a Hitler mustache who collects NAZI memorabilia and plays with himself while watching the History channel.

[Leonid Brozhnev]

There was an extremely bad 50's B movie that come packaged with the game 'Destroy all Humans' I remember watching when I was extremely bored. 'Teenagers from outer-space' I think it was called. Certainly the worst movie I've ever had to endure.

I don't go out hunting bad movies though... these movies are ones I'd went to the Cinema expecting them to be alright, but thought they were shit -

Tropic Thunder
Quantum of Solace
Slither
Bruno

Also pretty much every movie with Nicholas Cage in it... although, I don't expect anything with him in it to be good. He's like some hellish recyclable acting tin-man.

[Invincible Summer]

I thought disturba was all right

Disturbia and When a Stranger Calls were exactly the same - one just had a big-name actor (Shia Lewhatever). There was a shitty romantic subplot that never really went anywhere, some guy goes around killing without explaining any motive or backstory, shitty "scare" scenes, shitty resolution.

[hugsandmarxism]

Also pretty much every movie with Nicholas Cage in it... although, I don't expect anything with him in it to be good. He's like some hellish recyclable acting tin-man.

I only like him in Lord of War, but other than that, he's horrible... especially in THIS:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xA5P0gRG2Ig/RuOip1C_5sI/AAAAAAAAJ-o/mytkGcLBakc/s400/GhostRider.jpg

[Manifesto]

Pineapple Express (I just did not think it was funny at all)
Harry Potter 5+6 (I was forced)
Knowing
more later I cannot remember the majority of them.

[Jimmie Higgins]

I don't go out hunting bad movies though... these movies are ones I'd went to the Cinema expecting them to be alright, but thought they were shit -[quote]
Yeah I actually kind of enjoy some bad movies ("Giant Squid VS. Mega-shark" for example) but I only really hate movies that I thought were bad but everyone else seemed to love or movies that were unexpectedly bad.

[QUOTE]Tropic Thunder100% agree

Quantum of SolaceReally, I don't like Bond movies that much but I liked the 2 Craig ones - Quantum of Solace slightly more too.

SlitherYeah, it was shit

BrunoI watched 20 minutes of this movie already knowing I'd probably hate it... it was still worse than I expected.


Also pretty much every movie with Nicholas Cage in it... although, I don't expect anything with him in it to be good. He's like some hellish recyclable acting tin-man.Ha - 100% agree. Cage should be a new icon for trendy hipsters... he's like the trashy hair-metal band of filmdom and that means hipsters could love in "irony".

I loved the quote from when he lit the x-mas lights in Bath: "I'm feeling kinda ELECTRIC right now". Did he have action-movie writers work on that one-liner for him?

[The Red Next Door]

There was an extremely bad 50's B movie that come packaged with the game 'Destroy all Humans' I remember watching when I was extremely bored. 'Teenagers from outer-space' I think it was called. Certainly the worst movie I've ever had to endure.

I don't go out hunting bad movies though... these movies are ones I'd went to the Cinema expecting them to be alright, but thought they were shit -

Tropic Thunder
Quantum of Solace
Slither
Bruno

Also pretty much every movie with Nicholas Cage in it... although, I don't expect anything with him in it to be good. He's like some hellish recyclable acting tin-man. bruno was fucking funny

[The Red Next Door]

Disturbia and When a Stranger Calls were exactly the same - one just had a big-name actor (Shia Lewhatever). There was a shitty romantic subplot that never really went anywhere, some guy goes around killing without explaining any motive or backstory, shitty "scare" scenes, shitty resolution.
I never saw when a stranger calls

[x359594]

The movies bad enough to have made it on Mystery Science Theatre 3000....

At least one movie they trashed was good, This Island Earth (Joseph M. Neuman, 1956.)

I imagine everyone has different criteria of what makes a bad movie. For me it's going for easy thrills and cheap emotions wedded to a bombastic mise-en-scene, so almost the entire oeuvre of Stephen Spielberg, especially the Indiana Jones movies, would make it on my all time worst list.

[Kayser_Soso]

Any movie from the 80s with the word "Red" in the title.

Everything by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris sucks so hard that his movies can't even be unintentionally funny. They are just tragic.

Battlefield Earth

The Rock

Gone in 60 Seconds

Con-Air

No Country for Old Men. Oh hang on, let me say that again: NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN.

[Jimmie Higgins]

I imagine everyone has different criteria of what makes a bad movie. For me it's going for easy thrills and cheap emotions wedded to a bombastic mise-en-sceneHa. In other words the only Hollywood movies you watch are Kubrick movies.

[Invincible Summer]

No Country for Old Men. Oh hang on, let me say that again: NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN.


Fuck you!

[Kayser_Soso]

Fuck you!


Fuck me? How about fuck the directors who seemed like they ran out of money in the last twenty minutes or so.

[cleef]

any film with leo di caprio in (although Catch me if you can deserves a special mention)
Reign of Fire
The Twilight films (anyone else hoping that Wesley 'Blade' Snipes would turn up half way through to end their misery? :lol:)

[Invader Zim]

I think the problem with shit movies is that some of them are just so bad that you can actually derive considerable enjoyment watching and laughing at them. For example Jaws: The Revenge, widely purported to be among the worst films ever made, was actually quite enjoyable to watch simply because it was so terrible.

I think the secret to finding a truly awful film is one that is bad but doesn't have the above property that actually makes it a laugh to watch. I'm thinking here of films such as The Oxford Murders which, in addition to the typical suspect acting, terrible plot and disasterous dialogue, tried so had to be unpredictable and eerie that it just became very very boring and cliched. Then again you also have films such as Strip Tease that exists just to appeal to 15 year old boys and at the same times tries to pretend that it has a progressive message regarding the exploitation of women. Similarly the way in which Megan Fox was employed in Transformers 2, drapped across fast cars, was nothing short of a cheap attempt to use the objectification of women to sell cinema tickets to horny teenagers.

[Invader Zim]

Fuck me? How about fuck the directors who seemed like they ran out of money in the last twenty minutes or so.

Actually its like that in the book.

[Kayser_Soso]

I think the problem with shit movies is that some of them are just so bad that you can actually derive considerable enjoyment watching and laughing at them. For example Jaws: The Revenge, widely purported to be among the worst films ever made, was actually quite enjoyable to watch simply because it was so terrible.

I think the secret to finding a truly awful film is one that is bad but doesn't have the above property that actually makes it a laugh to watch. I'm thinking here of films such as The Oxford Murders which, in addition to the typical suspect acting, terrible plot and disasterous dialogue, tried so had to be unpredictable and eerie that it just became very very boring and cliched. Then again you also have films such as Strip Tease that exists just to appeal to 15 year old boys and at the same times tries to pretend that it has a progressive message regarding the exploitation of women. Similarly the way in which Megan Fox was employed in Transformers 2, drapped across fast cars, was nothing short of a cheap attempt to use the objectification of women to sell cinema tickets to horny teenagers.

Street Fighter(based on the game, not the Sonny Chiba film) is a perfect example of that. How can you not love this quote?

(Imagine Van Damme accent here) "I'm going up that river, and I'm gonna kick Bison's ass so bad, that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it! Now who wants to go home, and who's coming with ME?!"

[Invader Zim]

Any movie from the 80s with the word "Red" in the title.

Everything by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris sucks so hard that his movies can't even be unintentionally funny. They are just tragic.

Battlefield Earth

The Rock

Gone in 60 Seconds

Con-Air

No Country for Old Men. Oh hang on, let me say that again: NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN.

None of the named movies here are actually that bad. They are, for the most part, middle of the road (even reasonable) action movies the exception being Battle Field Earth that falls into the above mentioned category of so bad its good.

[Kayser_Soso]

None of the named movies here are actually that bad. They are, for the most part, middle of the road (even reasonable) action movies the exception being Battle Field Earth that falls into the above mentioned category of so bad its good.

The Die Hard films are examples of decent action films(minus the fourth one, which I do not recognize). H.E.A.T. is another example. Actually I would grant "So Bad it's Good" status to many of those films I mentioned. I should add Face-Off, which had this hilarious plot hole where Travolta(as the good guy) is told he must be careful with the voice modifying chip; because even a cough could dislodge and disable it. He then proceeds to- well, do everything he does in that film, with no damage to the chip. The funny thing is they actually wrote themselves INTO that plot hole rather than vice versa.

[Bright Banana Beard]

I gotta say the worst one I come so far is blue ocean.

[x359594]

Ha. In other words the only Hollywood movies you watch are Kubrick movies.

No, the only Hollywood movies I watch are Fuller, Sirk, Hitchcock, Ford, Hawks, Borzage, Sternberg, De Toth, Welles, Cukor, Keaton, Chaplin, McCarey, Mankiewicz, Aldrich, Lewis (Joseph), Lewis (Jerry), Mulligen, Ulmer, Harrington, Karlson, Arnold, Vidor (King), Vidor (Charles), Minnelli, Oswald, Siegel, Corman, Dante, Ray, Wilder, Leisen, etc. movies. In other words, the usual intergalactic cinephile spread.

[Leonid Brozhnev]

bruno was fucking funny

Compared to most films, yeah... but compared to SBC's other stuff? Not really. I was probably expecting too much... I can't even remember anything remotely quotable.

[mykittyhasaboner]

Eurotrip

this


I would also like to add National Treasure, and the sequel.

[Manifesto]

I would also like to add National Treasure, and the sequel.
I agree that the sequel was a piece of shit but I thought the first one was good.

The Omen Remake
Borat
Alien 4
Predator 2
Alien v Predator
Mortal Kombat
James Bond: Tomorrow Never Dies
Terminator 3
Star Wars 1: Phantom Menace
Elf
That Christmas train movie

[Jimmie Higgins]

No, the only Hollywood movies I watch are Fuller, Sirk, Hitchcock, Ford, Hawks, Borzage, Sternberg, De Toth, Welles, Cukor, Keaton, Chaplin, McCarey, Mankiewicz, Aldrich, Lewis (Joseph), Lewis (Jerry), Mulligen, Ulmer, Harrington, Karlson, Arnold, Vidor (King), Vidor (Charles), Minnelli, Oswald, Siegel, Corman, Dante, Ray, Wilder, Leisen, etc. movies. In other words, the usual intergalactic cinephile spread.Are the stores Vidiots or Cinephile still around in LA? I used to live in Culver City and I loved the free video wall at Cinephile. I only watch John Waters movies... it's the bombasitic mise-en-scene and cheep thrills I guess:lol:. Have you seen Sullivan's Travels? Based on your taste in 30s-40s Hollywood, you might like it... I never used to like screwball comdies but lately I've been on a kick: Preston Sturgess and Cukor. I saw "Adam's Rib" for the first time recently and it was really interesting to see the battle of the sexes in the 40s and think, wow, just 10 years and the Hollywood screwball heroine went from agressive and smart Katherine Hepburn to passive and hapless Dorris Day.

[RotStern]

Rumble fish. *shudder*

[LOLseph Stalin]

The Departed. Not because it was a bad movie, but because it bored me to death.

[LOLseph Stalin]

I agree that the sequel was a piece of shit but I thought the first one was good.

The Omen Remake
Borat
Alien 4
Predator 2
Alien v Predator
Mortal Kombat
James Bond: Tomorrow Never Dies
Terminator 3
Star Wars 1: Phantom Menace
Elf
That Christmas train movie

By the christmas train movie you mean The Polar Express. My brother loves that.

[MarxSchmarx]

No Country for Old Men. Oh hang on, let me say that again: NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN. Fuck you!

OK, I realize a wrong nerve was touched, but I would encourage you to advance this discussion and elaborate on your critique and articulate what you find so objectionable about Kayser_Soso's views.

[x359594]

Are the stores Vidiots or Cinephile still around in LA? I used to live in Culver City and I loved the free video wall at Cinephile. I only watch John Waters movies... it's the bombasitic mise-en-scene and cheep thrills I guess:lol:. Have you seen Sullivan's Travels?...

Vidiots and Cinephile are still there, and the guy who runs Cinephile took over the Silent Movie Theater on Fairfax and shows cult movies now (and a token silent once in awhile).

I've seen Sullivan's Travels and liked it.

About the transition from Kate Hepburn to Doris Day, during the 30s and 40s women were needed in the work force and the strong assertive woman was the ideal to inspire women to get out of the domestic scene and onto the factory floor. But by the 50s, the Eisenhower era, the idea was to return women to passive domesticity.

John Waters knows what he's doing, so he's not some clueless panderer like Michael Bay. Pearl Harbor was one of the all time worst movies ever, bar none.

[x359594]

I don’t like the Coen Bros. and haven’t since seeing Blood Simple. I’ll concede that they’ve improved as filmmakers once they left the Sam Raimi influence behind after Miller's Crossing. I've missed as many Coen Bros. movies as I've seen, and mostly just don't warm up to them, but I did like The Big Lubowski, Oh Brother Where Art Thou?, The Man Who Wasn't There, and Burn After Reading.

I can't say I think No Country For Old Men was bad exactly. Many things about it were very well-done. But after a promising opening of Jones' fine introductory narration over well-visualized still Texas landscapes, the characters came in and after that I found almost the entire movie unusually irritating.

Here’s what David Eherenstein had to say about NCOM:…"What I find unpleasant about it -- and many of the Coen brothers other movies as well, is the way it flatters the audience. With the exception of Tommy Lee Jones, all the other characters in the film are either monstrous (Bardem) or stupid (Brolin). We always know more than they do -- which flatters us without reason or justification."

Frankly, I do think Ehrenstein's insight about "flattering the audience" was a tremendously penetrating one that Coen Bros. fans are going to need to engage and can’t ignore.

Also, there always seems to be something so synthetic in the relation of their films to reality (I don't mean "artificial" which art is supposed to be) —I do mean "synthetic" which suggests the shallowness and remove I feel, as if they can never on any level carry themselves deeper beyond the surface of the image, even to the deeper ideas which seem to be suggesting themselves. Among other things, this is something that can have telling effect on scenes of violence and killing, which I have no problem with otherwise but which I reacted to so negatively here. That's just my take--but in their own way, the Coens seem to have as negative a relationship to classic cinema, and especially genre cinema, as Spielberg does. The relationship of lived reality to clever filmmaking with some highly assertive (and not necessarily appealing) flair never has any real balance. I say this in spite of the untraditional narrative structure (in terms of resolution) of "No Country," which in a film I liked I know I would respond to.

I’ve been told that "No Country" closely follows Cormac McCarthy’s novel, and there’s a very lame scene in the film that comes from the book, so the Coens were stuck with it. Thinking about it now, this was the point where my own sensibility on some level disengaged from the film and never fully came back to it. To be asked to accept something psychologically unbelievable is bad enough, but to then be forced to watch two hours of an unpleasant blood bath in the wake of something unbelievable means that all that negativity is constructed on a house of cards. I just don’t relate to the Coen’s brand of hipster nihilism. The "everything and everybody sucks" attitude seems old and tired, cheap and used up to me.

[Tatarin]

Alien Resurrection really destroyed the series. And for that matter, AvP1 and 2 also wasn't good.

[Stranger Than Paradise]

AvP1 and 2 also wasn't good.

Oh my god, these were abominations.

But I didn't think Alien Resurrection was that bad in comparison with Alien3. They were both not very good films in my opinion and they both ruined the series.

[Leo]

The Man Who Saves the World (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%BCnyay%C4%B1_Kurtaran_Adam).

To this day I find it hard to believe that a movie can be so horrible.

[bcbm]

The Man Who Saves the World (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%BCnyay%C4%B1_Kurtaran_Adam).

To this day I find it hard to believe that a movie can be so horrible.

that movie sounds awesome...

[Das war einmal]

I gotta say the worst one I come so far is blue ocean.


Haha thats a hilarious movie

I'd like to add Saw, the first movie already sucked and the next were getting worse every part

[Kayser_Soso]

The Man Who Saves the World (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%BCnyay%C4%B1_Kurtaran_Adam).

To this day I find it hard to believe that a movie can be so horrible.

Meh...it's better than the original Star Wars.

[Leo]

I think this quote explains it all perfectly:


Foleyvision (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Foleyvision&action=edit&redlink=1), an Austin, Texas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austin,_Texas) based comedy troupe who showed films with the original soundtrack off while providing dialogue, music, and sound-effects live in the theatre, used Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam as one of their performances in 2004, providing what troupe leader Buzz Moran said was "the first English translation of this film ever in the world."[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%BCnyay%C4%B1_Kurtaran_Adam#cite_note-2) During the introduction to the show, Moran stated that the translator had told them that "It doesn't make any more sense in Turkish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_language)."

[brigadista]

currently - Avatar - terrible film - talk about poverty of imagination - all flash and cash - dances with wolves in space in a pc game ...hated it ...

[RED DAVE]

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_a_Mad,_Mad,_Mad,_Mad_World)

This flic has some of the best and funniest actors available in H'wood at the time. It runs about 2 1/2 hours, and its is, quite simply, spectacularly unfunny.

Example: The last scene consists of most of the major characters in a hospital in traction and Ethel Merman takes a pratfall.

RED DAVE

[Il Medico]

Whats with all the hating on 300? I actually liked it. (awaits all the shit I am gonna get)

Anyways, worse movies:
Most Animated Disney Movies
Most slasher films
The Twilight films
Most of the B-movies Scifi puts out.

[Kovacs]

Battlefield Earth

I like crap Sci Fi. I like films crappily done but with feeling and a good script. I am totally predisposed to tolerate some shite. Battlefield Earth was actually an insult to celluloid. Genuinely bad. Not so bad it is good. Not even just silly. Genuinely crap. Travolta's direst hour, and there is some stiff competition for that title

[x359594]

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_a_Mad,_Mad,_Mad,_Mad_World)

This flic has some of the best and funniest actors available in H'wood at the time. It runs about 2 1/2 hours, and its is, quite simply, spectacularly unfunny...

I saw it aged 12 at the Cinerama Dome in its original SuperPanavision aspect ratio and found it intermittently funny at the time. Years later I saw the restored version at the original venue, and the SuperPanivision format keeps it from being one of the worst movies, though it's not particularly funny. Of course, TV viewing doesn't do it justice.

[mykittyhasaboner]

I want to add a movie that seems to not have been mentioned: Charlie Wilson's War

I would seriously advocate that we burn every copy of this dvd and blu ray disc, middle ages style.

[x359594]

I want to add a movie that seems to not have been mentioned: Charlie Wilson's War...

Charlie Wilson's War is liberal claptrap, definitely one of the worst movies to come out of Hollywood in recent years.

[Kayser_Soso]

Ok you want to talk about liberal clap-trap? I haven't seen Charlie Wilson's War(I read the description and it caused my bullshit detector to peg out), but let's talk about the liberal circle jerk known as Bobby. The most annoying thing is that ongoing conversation between the dickhead(I forget who plays him), and the Czechoslovakian Dubcek supporting journalist. First off, the American guy, being a liberal, is naturally more politically astute than the ignorant brainwashed Communist. He espouses the greatness of America's "democratic" two party system(TWICE as good as a one party state!), and asks her when's the last time her country had such an election(always asserting the superiority of American liberals over backward Communists). Instead of responding immediately(and given her age and the political education of her country this should be no problem), she comes back later and informs him- 1946(this is accurate). His smug liberal response- "And the Communists STILL won!" Liberal moral lesson- Elections aren't democratic if Communists win them. Super ironic lesson- More than two parties were competing in that election, IIRC.

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

I recently saw a film called Taken, that stars Liam Neeson. It was definitely in my list of worst films, albeit fairly commercially successful (I'm not suggesting that commercial success is an adequate measurement of a films' credibility by any stretch, I'm just pointing out that it is probably quite rarely considered one of the worst films ever!).

In short, the plot is as follows; a man's daughter visits Paris with a friend, gets picked up by eastern-european sex-traffickers upon arrival, so daddy has to fly to Paris and murder 50 or so people (both innocent civilians and eastern-europeans) in order to save her. The daughter's friend is never seen or heard of again, and the daughter's father causes much damage to the city of Paris (with no legal problems) and no doubt causes an adverse affect to many people's lives.

For me, the film highlighted all of the problems inherent in our capitalist society. It is a disgusting film that highlights the pathetic individualistic nature inbuilt into the capitalist system. It's all me, me, me--fuck everyone else. It was also racist, xenophobic and sexist in many ways. I would not reccommend this film to anyone, unless you want to be pissed off!

On a lighter, off-topic note; can anybody reccommend any good films that could be considered socialist?

[Invincible Summer]

I recently saw a film called Taken, that stars Liam Neeson. It was definitely in my list of worst films, albeit fairly commercially successful (I'm not suggesting that commercial success is an adequate measurement of a films' credibility by any stretch, I'm just pointing out that it is probably quite rarely considered one of the worst films ever!).

In short, the plot is as follows; a man's daughter visits Paris with a friend, gets picked up by eastern-european sex-traffickers upon arrival, so daddy has to fly to Paris and murder 50 or so people (both innocent civilians and eastern-europeans) in order to save her. The daughter's friend is never seen or heard of again, and the daughter's father causes much damage to the city of Paris (with no legal problems) and no doubt causes an adverse affect to many people's lives.

For me, the film highlighted all of the problems inherent in our capitalist society. It is a disgusting film that highlights the pathetic individualistic nature inbuilt into the capitalist system. It's all me, me, me--fuck everyone else. It was also racist, xenophobic and sexist in many ways. I would not reccommend this film to anyone, unless you want to be pissed off!

On a lighter, off-topic note; can anybody reccommend any good films that could be considered socialist?

Then again, you could see it as a film of how one man can go fucking nuts and cause problems, not necessarily that it's a good thing to do that

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

It is too hard to see the film in any other way than it being a boring and generic hollywood action flick with, what I felt were, disgraceful capitalistic features and messages!

It contained the essence of everything that is wrong with our society.

[RHIZOMES]

I said this in another thread

WAR OF THE WORLDS

Also while not the worst film ever The Dark Knight was vastly overrated.

Also the only good thing about "Dark City" was the visuals. What a bunch of pretentious, badly-paced, badly-written, badly-acted SHITE.

I usually don't watch bad movies, I usually watch movies that I'm 99% sure I'll like from what I've heard about it. So I'm not much use to this thread!


The Man Who Saves the World (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%BCnyay%C4%B1_Kurtaran_Adam).

To this day I find it hard to believe that a movie can be so horrible.

I just looked that up on Youtube and that is quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever seen.


Anyways, worse movies:
Most Animated Disney Movies

FUCK YOU

My take on Disney films: All of the animated films Disney produced from 1937 to 2000 were good with the exception of Pocahantas and the Aristocats. One was laughably racially insensitive, and not just a single character or scene, such as the Jewish/Sicillian stereotype Stromboli in Pinocchio, the Siamese cats in Lady and the Tramp, etc but the entire movie. Aristocats was just boring and the only good scenes were the ones with the dog harassing the Butler and that was it.

But seriously how can ya hate Disney films they're awesome, despite Walt Disney being an anti-semitic union buster.


I want to add a movie that seems to not have been mentioned: Charlie Wilson's War

I would seriously advocate that we burn every copy of this dvd and blu ray disc, middle ages style.

I looked it up and saw "Aaron Sorkin" as the director and immediately discovered why it was "liberal claptrap".

[The Ben G]

Whats with all the hating on 300? I actually liked it. (awaits all the shit I am gonna get)

Anyways, worse movies:
Most Animated Disney Movies
Most slasher films
The Twilight films
Most of the B-movies Scifi puts out.

Perfect. Spot on Perfect.

[x359594]

...let's talk about the liberal circle jerk known as Bobby....

A completely accurate description. Spot on.

[Red Saxon]

Hannah Montana Movie

It takes the worst genre of music and dotty, sophomoric teenage girls into a cinematic abortion :(

[Kayser_Soso]

I recently saw a film called Taken, that stars Liam Neeson. It was definitely in my list of worst films, albeit fairly commercially successful (I'm not suggesting that commercial success is an adequate measurement of a films' credibility by any stretch, I'm just pointing out that it is probably quite rarely considered one of the worst films ever!).

In short, the plot is as follows; a man's daughter visits Paris with a friend, gets picked up by eastern-european sex-traffickers upon arrival, so daddy has to fly to Paris and murder 50 or so people (both innocent civilians and eastern-europeans) in order to save her. The daughter's friend is never seen or heard of again, and the daughter's father causes much damage to the city of Paris (with no legal problems) and no doubt causes an adverse affect to many people's lives.

For me, the film highlighted all of the problems inherent in our capitalist society. It is a disgusting film that highlights the pathetic individualistic nature inbuilt into the capitalist system. It's all me, me, me--fuck everyone else. It was also racist, xenophobic and sexist in many ways. I would not reccommend this film to anyone, unless you want to be pissed off!

On a lighter, off-topic note; can anybody reccommend any good films that could be considered socialist?


A lot of people told me about this movie because I have been following the news with sex-trafficking for many years no, insofar as I can stomach it, and I was immediately disappointed by the plot. The film doesn't give the audience any real understanding of the problem- I kind of saw it as a film equivalent of all those "missing white girl" stories on the news. In other words, nobody gives a shit when thousands of Ukrainian or Tajik girls are bought and sold as slaves, but DON'T FUCK WITH SOME MIDDLE CLASS AMERICAN'S DAUGHTER!!!! Not to mention the fact that while there are countries where sex traffickers will kidnap girls even off the streets, France is not one of them, and they certainly wouldn't target Western girls for such things. So I decided after watching the trailer and reading the descriptions not to see this film.





*No disrespect to Liam Neeson.

[x359594]

'while there are countries where sex traffickers will kidnap girls even off the streets, France is not one of them'

I wonder if this isn't an example of Hollywood's Francophobia. Ronin, Team America and the soon to be released From Paris With Love have all sorts of mayhem occuring on the streets of Paris and other French cities.

[Kayser_Soso]

'while there are countries where sex traffickers will kidnap girls even off the streets, France is not one of them'

I wonder if this isn't an example of Hollywood's Francophobia. Ronin, Team America and the soon to be released From Paris With Love have all sorts of mayhem occuring on the streets of Paris and other French cities.

I don't think that has anything to do with it. It's just that I can't imagine some rich guy's daughter going to party with a friend in say, rural Moldavia, where such kidnappings occur.

[The Author]

A lot of people told me about this movie because I have been following the news with sex-trafficking for many years no, insofar as I can stomach it, and I was immediately disappointed by the plot. The film doesn't give the audience any real understanding of the problem- I kind of saw it as a film equivalent of all those "missing white girl" stories on the news. In other words, nobody gives a shit when thousands of Ukrainian or Tajik girls are bought and sold as slaves, but DON'T FUCK WITH SOME MIDDLE CLASS AMERICAN'S DAUGHTER!!!! Not to mention the fact that while there are countries where sex traffickers will kidnap girls even off the streets, France is not one of them, and they certainly wouldn't target Western girls for such things. So I decided after watching the trailer and reading the descriptions not to see this film.

I think Human Trafficking with Mira Sorvino and Donald Sutherland did a better job in showcasing the problem of human trafficking since it focuses on a Czech, Ukrainian, and an American girl who are either kidnapped or duped in different parts of the world and are traded like salt. Depressing film. China's Stolen Children from HBO was another ok flick, though in this case it was a documentary more than a drama film.

[Il Medico]

But seriously how can ya hate Disney films...
By having good taste in films.

[Ravachol]

The Good Sheppard - For the love of science... that movie was BORING. And I usually love long movies consisting of endless monologues. But this was just downright bullshit.

Encrypt - Extremely bad plot, acting, lighting, scenery... everything. Hated it.

Just to name two.

[Daz]

Inglorious Bastards.

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

^ really? I haven't seen it yet, but I've heard many positive reviews from comrades--namely due to the fact that Nazis are slaughtered on screen!

Why didn't you like the movie?

[Daz]

^ really? I haven't seen it yet, but I've heard many positive reviews from comrades--namely due to the fact that Nazis are slaughtered on screen!

Why didn't you like the movie?
It was way too long. Three hours if I remember correctly.

[Communist Theory]

Twilight.

[YeOldeCommuniste]

I adore Inglourious Basterds.

The worst I've ever seen are Dark Harvest 3 and Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

[Uncle Hank]

Whats with all the hating on 300? I actually liked it. (awaits all the shit I am gonna get)
I uhh... uhh... I can't uhh tell if you're serious or not. :(

If you're kidding around... oh... you. ;)

If you aren't, do you seriously not know the common gripes leftists have with 300?

[Drace]

Inglorious Bastards? You joined the wrong forum, I think you meant to go to post that on Stornfront.org

[CELMX]

Inglorious Bastards? You joined the wrong forum, I think you meant to go to post that on Stornfront.org


I adore Inglourious Basterds.

yeah, that means s/he liked Nazis to be fucking slaughtered. Now, I don't think any scumfronters would say that.

Anyways, movies i absolutely hate:
Welcome to the Dollhouse
Twilight
Ben Hur (yuuuuuuck)
All Harry Potter movies (what the fuck is it with HP and kids these days?!?)

[hugsandmarxism]

I just saw "An American Carol" and i feel as if I have suffered traumatic brain injury from viewing it. I'd look back to see if it was already mentioned, but I cannot summon the strength to do so... :crying:

[Rusty Shackleford]

Heavy Metal (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082509/)

that movie was SHIT

after the first 30 minutes, i thought every 10 minutes of the film, some large breasted(the animators dont seem to know anatomical variety when it comes to this part) woman would throw herself at some man for being her savior. disgusting.


that. and the animation and story sucked... completely

[Das war einmal]

Inglorious Bastards? You joined the wrong forum, I think you meant to go to post that on Stornfront.org


Didn't really enjoy the movie either dude. Thought it was kind of boring. Not the worst movie, but certainly not the greatest of 2009 either.

Oh yeah Lesbian Vampire Killers sucks hard, its not even remotely funny

[Das war einmal]

Heavy Metal (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082509/)

that movie was SHIT

after the first 30 minutes, i thought every 10 minutes of the film, some large breasted(the animators dont seem to know anatomical variety when it comes to this part) woman would throw herself at some man for being her savior. disgusting.


that. and the animation and story sucked... completely


Never seen it, but I know it because of the really funny South Park episode with the cat-piss addiction where Kenny and Stan's Dad dream they are in the Heavy Metal movie. Now I need to see it :lol:

[Rusty Shackleford]

Never seen it, but I know it because of the really funny South Park episode with the cat-piss addiction where Kenny and Stan's Dad dream they are in the Heavy Metal movie. Now I need to see it :lol:

yeah, i thought it was going to be good because southpark used it. but then again, southpark used it.

[Kayser_Soso]

yeah, i thought it was going to be good because southpark used it. but then again, southpark used it.

I'm not able to keep up with South Park, being out of the country and all, but I assume by now each episode has become an advertisement for one product or another.

[Rusty Shackleford]

I'm not able to keep up with South Park, being out of the country and all, but I assume by now each episode has become an advertisement for one product or another.

well they surely did start advertising blatantly with the go god go episodes with the Nintendo Wii, but the Heavy Metal reference in the episode "Major Boobage" i think it was called was mostly a joke. i have not seen much of the newer southpark though.

[Kayser_Soso]

well they surely did start advertising blatantly with the go god go episodes with the Nintendo Wii, but the Heavy Metal reference in the episode "Major Boobage" i think it was called was mostly a joke. i have not seen much of the newer southpark though.


Lately entire episodes are advertisements, for example for World of Warcraft and Guitar Hero.

[Kayser_Soso]

Twilight.

I've been watching a lot of MST3K lately and I lamented the fact that being in Russia, I don't have an American friend I can invite over to watch this movie and bombard it with crippling sarcasm.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Lately entire episodes are advertisements, for example for World of Warcraft and Guitar Hero.


completely forgot about those. though, the guitar hero one was a bit of a parody.

also, i would like to add Dirty Harry to this list. its not really the worst movie ever, but it just sucked. I watched a KinoEye film longer than it.

[Kayser_Soso]

I will see your Dirty Harry and raise you Bloodsport. Shitty movie based on a shitty, phony book. So phony in fact that Van Damme sued the author Frank Dux, yet a cursory examination of Dux's claims, and an ounce of common sense, is enough to disprove all of his claims. As far as I know though- Van Damme won the case.

[Vendetta]

Slipstream was probably the worst movie I'd ever seen.

[La Comédie Noire]

The made for tv Jimi Hendrix movie "Hendrix." Sucked ass.

[Chairman Wow]

Armageddon. Banal, scientifically braindead and clichéd trash. Exactly what you'd expect from Bay and Bruckheimer.

[x359594]

...i would like to add Dirty Harry to this list. its not really the worst movie ever, but it just sucked...

Dirty Harry is one of Don Siegel's best Eastwood films, though I prefer Coogan's Bluff and Escape From Alcatraz. It had Siegel's characteristic skillfull compositions and cutting and his mise en scene of the San Francisco locations was deployed in the service of the story in an excellent manner. Of course I don't have any sympathy with its law & order rouge cop hero message.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Dirty Harry is one of Don Siegel's best Eastwood films, though I prefer Coogan's Bluff and Escape From Alcatraz. It had Siegel's characteristic skillfull compositions and cutting and his mise en scene of the San Francisco locations was deployed in the service of the story in an excellent manner. Of course I don't have any sympathy with its law & order rouge cop hero message.


ill give the director the filming, because for the seventies it was good. but the story, i didnt like.

[Das war einmal]

I'm not able to keep up with South Park, being out of the country and all, but I assume by now each episode has become an advertisement for one product or another.


Ah come on a bad cult movie from the year 1981, I can hardly call that advertisement

[Das war einmal]

Just saw 28 days later. What a horrible movie. Lousy acting, boring scenes but most of all, camera work that causes nausea. I could not even finish it

[Raúl Duke]

Just saw 28 days later. What a horrible movie. Lousy acting, boring scenes but most of all, camera work that causes nausea. I could not even finish it

you might not like cloverfield than...

However, I didn't like cloverfield and found it to be a rip-off of a slightly older Korean film called "the Host" in English (Monster in Korean).

[Across The Street]

The new movie Brothers is terrible. I can't believe I actually sat through it all.

[RadioRaheem84]

The new movie Brothers is terrible. I can't believe I actually sat through it all.

I heard it was terrible too. Toby seemed like he was trying to hard in it or something.

[brigadista]

Dr zhivago - terrible

[Kayser_Soso]

Gone with the Wind- totally overrated.

[Chambered Word]

you might not like cloverfield than...

However, I didn't like cloverfield and found it to be a rip-off of a slightly older Korean film called "the Host" in English (Monster in Korean).

I'm pretty sure I saw the Korean film on TV. It was pretty good.

[x359594]

Gone with the Wind- totally overrated.

Not to mention racist and pro-Confederate.

[Jimmie Higgins]

you might not like cloverfield than...

However, I didn't like cloverfield and found it to be a rip-off of a slightly older Korean film called "the Host" in English (Monster in Korean).

"The Host" is excellent:lol:! But I don't think Cloverfield comes from that particular movie. I don't think the concept of a giant monster chillin' in a giant city... and hyjinks ensue... was invented in 2004 (or whatever year "the host" came out). In fact it's actually a remake of "It Came From Beneith the Sea" where scientists in antartica disturb some holy ice and a huge monster comes out and heads for NYC.


Just saw 28 days laterIf you don't like this movie, then you simply hate cinema:tt2:.

My worst (of the last decade) list...

Any of the "Saw" movies... any torture porn in general except for "Wolf Creek".

"300"

The Matrix or Priates of the Carribean sequals.

"Crash" the one with its head up its own trie, white-liberal, yuppie ass, not the one about a car-crash fetish.

"Sideways"

[brigadista]

Gone with the Wind- totally overrated.

its offensive

[Lynx]

The Village by M Night Shyamalan. Preposterous and offensive.

[dlm86]

Nacho Libre.

[pierrotlefou]

Just saw 28 days later. What a horrible movie. Lousy acting, boring scenes but most of all, camera work that causes nausea. I could not even finish it
Wow i kind of want to fight you right now. You must not be into film and that's fine but if you are then you need a good smack to the head.



Best...errr.. worst movie clips ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvqQOHHMd_A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I16_8l0yS-g&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I16_8l0yS-g&feature=related)

[DecDoom]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvqqohhmd_a

What the hell was that?

[pierrotlefou]

What the hell was that?
this fucked Japanese movie called House.

[Os Cangaceiros]

Just saw 28 days later. What a horrible movie.

You trippin', son.



Any of the "Saw" movies... any torture porn in general except for "Wolf Creek".

Have you seen Martyrs (2008)? That's a very, very good film, although I can't say that I enjoyed it.


"Crash" the one with its head up its own trie, white-liberal, yuppie ass, not the one about a car-crash fetish.

Agreed.

[synthesis]

I almost always love shitty horror movies, but Zombie Diaries is on a whole other level. Literally, physically painful to watch, and I'm not talking about the gore. The production of the film itself is like a car accident that you can't look away from. I would seriously have respect for someone who could even appreciate it ironically.



Lately entire episodes are advertisements, for example for World of Warcraft and Guitar Hero.Seriously?

This is how they portray people who play World of Warcraft:
http://greg.org/archive/warcraft_southpark.jpg

For the record, in my book South Park is the second greatest television show ever made.

[Invincible Summer]

"When a Stranger Calls" the remake in 2006. It was the most incoherent, pointless movie I'd ever seen.

[Salyut]

Naked Space. They tried to do Naked Gun in space and it turned into the most unfunny thing I have EVER seen. They literally made like three jokes in the entire movie and they all sucked.

I seriously recommend this one be avoided at all costs. There is nothing -NOTHING- redeemable about it.

[Das war einmal]

Wow i kind of want to fight you right now. You must not be into film and that's fine but if you are then you need a good smack to the head.




I'm not really into film techniques, just giving me honest opinion

[Das war einmal]

Lesbian vampire killers sucks and is boring, but ok, the title should have been warning enough

[Scary Monster]

Anything with Nicholas Cage in it :lol: I seriously think he's going through some kind of crisis. Every movie he's done involves him being a cliche "badass". And recently he grew out long hair and wears a leather jacket, but he just looks weird. Anyway, none of his movies were good at all :D

[Scary Monster]

I'm not able to keep up with South Park, being out of the country and all, but I assume by now each episode has become an advertisement for one product or another.

Wuut???! How can anyone get that impression of South Park? Its exactly the opposite of what u think about it. Its genious. It makes fun of everything stupid thats currently happening in society, anything from politics to crappy music and popular products. South Park does this perfectly and its pretty much the theme of every episode. The only thing about it that mightve changed over the years is the production quality which is sooo much better.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvqQOHHMd_A

I16_8l0yS-g (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I16_8l0yS-g&feature=related)

hahah what the fuck was that? That was complete shit! :lol::lol:

[Kayser_Soso]

Wuut???! How can anyone get that impression of South Park? Its exactly the opposite of what u think about it. Its genious. It makes fun of everything stupid thats currently happening in society, anything from politics to crappy music and popular products. South Park does this perfectly and its pretty much the theme of every episode. The only thing about it that mightve changed over the years is the production quality which is sooo much better.




All they do is look at what is currently in the news, totally distort the issue(if we are talking about politics), and then inevitably the adults act like a bunch of morons until he kids finally give a preachy "both sides are OK speech". And despite what another poster said, the way they portray people who play WoW or Guitar Hero is irrelevant. The fact is those companies wouldn't allow the use and display of their product were it not for the fact that it was essentially free advertising(or perhaps the company paid, who knows).

The Simpsons is an example of real satire because you can actually learn things about history, culture, and classic entertainment from its references. The more educated(not necessarily formally) one is, the more jokes you get.

[Scary Monster]

All they do is look at what is currently in the news, totally distort the issue(if we are talking about politics), and then inevitably the adults act like a bunch of morons until he kids finally give a preachy "both sides are OK speech". And despite what another poster said, the way they portray people who play WoW or Guitar Hero is irrelevant. The fact is those companies wouldn't allow the use and display of their product were it not for the fact that it was essentially free advertising(or perhaps the company paid, who knows).

The portrayal of people who use a particular product or act a certain way is not irrelevant at all, and why not display the product- how else would they mock it? Youre makin it sound like theyre glorifying whatever is featured on the show. Every product they have on the show, theyre pretty much portraying it, and everyone who uses it, as retarded, someone who is part of the herd following the latest trend, etc. Besides, i think youre taking the show wayyy too seriously :lol: Its funny as hell, and they trash everything thats overrated and utterly stupid. And it works, for me at least.

[Kayser_Soso]

The portrayal of people who use a particular product or act a certain way is not irrelevant at all, and why not display the product- how else would they mock it? Youre makin it sound like theyre glorifying whatever is featured on the show. Every product they have on the show, theyre pretty much portraying it, and everyone who uses it, as retarded, someone who is part of the herd following the latest trend, etc. Besides, i think youre taking the show wayyy too seriously :lol: Its funny as hell, and they trash everything thats overrated and utterly stupid. And it works, for me at least.

Have we not seen people acting strange or stupid in normal commercials? The fact is that companies don't let TV shows use their products so extensively without their consent. Seriously though- it's preachy and old. Simpsons is a show that gets funnier with time.

[Scary Monster]

Have we not seen people acting strange or stupid in normal commercials? The fact is that companies don't let TV shows use their products so extensively without their consent. Seriously though- it's preachy and old. Simpsons is a show that gets funnier with time.

You forget the difference is that commercials and tv shows glorify the product/people. But on, say, south park when they parody something, they portray the product in a nonglorified manner which is the whole point. Commercials basically say "use this product and you'll be cool!;)" But in a parody, like south park, every time they refer to a product or trend, they portray the people who use it as, like i said before, people with a herd mentality or retarded in some way. Parodying an actual product is much more interesting and gets the message across much better. And i dont think its old, cuz its always funny as hell. I dont believe that south park has lost its "spark".
And in my opinion, The Simpsons really isnt funny anymore. On shows like south park, they arent afraid to say or do anything, unlike simpsons, which is more of a family show, even though simpsons does have a lil bit of adult humor too.

[cmdrdeathguts]

Plot summary for the new Uwe Boll masterpiece: ''Stoic centers on a true event where three German inmates gambled on a poker game and the loser was forced to eat, regurgitate, and eat his own vomit. The tale escalates into much more when the inmates rape the man for 10 hours before forcing him to commit suicide.''

I nominate that in advance.

[hardlinecommunist]

the Hulk Movie from 2003 that is one of the worst movies ever made ever

[Kayser_Soso]

You forget the difference is that commercials and tv shows glorify the product/people. But on, say, south park when they parody something, they portray the product in a nonglorified manner which is the whole point. Commercials basically say "use this product and you'll be cool!;)" But in a parody, like south park, every time they refer to a product or trend, they portray the people who use it as, like i said before, people with a herd mentality or retarded in some way. Parodying an actual product is much more interesting and gets the message across much better. And i dont think its old, cuz its always funny as hell. I dont believe that south park has lost its "spark".
And in my opinion, The Simpsons really isnt funny anymore. On shows like south park, they arent afraid to say or do anything, unlike simpsons, which is more of a family show, even though simpsons does have a lil bit of adult humor too.


Again, the sponsors don't allow the use of their product unless they think they are going to gain from it. Remember that Beavis and Butthead were portrayed as complete losers, and yet kids still tried to emulate them because they missed the point of the show. Most people who would play a game like WoW know that many people will consider them to be basement dwelling nerds anyway.

If the Simpsons has declined in hilarity(and I would agree that the last season I saw was pretty lackluster), it is because they have dumbed down the show by making references to contemporary pop culture, like recent movies as opposed to classic films and historical figures. Also, South Park has an unfair advantage because it is on cable, and thus allowed more leeway in terms of what they can show. That being said, are these things automatically hilarious? Looser restrictions usually means that writers get lazy and substitute sexual/bathroom jokes for actual humor.

[Cooler Reds Will Prevail]

Apparently, nobody on this site has ever seen "Battlefield Earth". I heard how bad it was from various people, and I had to see it for myself. Worst. Movie. Ever.

[RHIZOMES]

Highlander II: The Quickening.


Apparently, nobody on this site has ever seen "Battlefield Earth". I heard how bad it was from various people, and I had to see it for myself. Worst. Movie. Ever.

Have you seen the Nostalgia Critic review? It's amazing. http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/16754-battlefield-earth

[Dr Mindbender]

Every single one with Michael Dudikoff.

The American Ninja!?

Phillistine!

[los.barbaros.ganan]

''Everything by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris sucks so hard that his movies can't even be unintentionally funny. They are just tragic''

Thats what makes Chuck Norris funny

worst and most hated:

-The Ultimate Weapon (with Hulk Hogan, enough said))
-Torque
-Those crapmovies about streetracers (don't know the name)
-Scarie movie 1 t/m ?
-Animated films with animals (come on enough is enough)
-Sissy (some austrian spectacle-film about a princess)
-Extra Large (with Bud Spencer and Micheal winslow, it's a film serie)
-Walker Texas Ranger (Absolutly the most funny crap i've ever seen)

[RHIZOMES]

Highlander II: The Quickening
Congo
Baby Geniuses
Captain America
We're Back: A Dinosaurs Story
Warriors of Virtue

[RHIZOMES]

-Animated films with animals (come on enough is enough)

No you are wrong

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c4/Teaser1.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/84/The_Secret_of_NIMH.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a7/Dumbo-1941-poster.jpg

[Sendo]

South Park is definitely an advertisement and Kayser Soso is dead-on (though I hate everything Simpsons after the 8th season, I try once very year and it just gets worse and Homer becomes a spiteful self-parody).

Chinpokomon made fun of Pokemon much better than the WoW episode did for WoW and they didn't use the actual names of the products, because good satire doesn't need to be so direct.

They also have become preachy libertarians who glance at headlines and mock environmentalism especially as stupid (just let companies do everything they want!) and there were seeds of this in lackluster episodes like Gnomes that while I agree that liberal glorification of local capitalism can be silly, argues that Starbucks or its spoof is #1 because it's the best??? Uh yeah.

The first 5 seasons were solid with nice critiques of conservatives and classics like the film festival where everything in South Park gets bought out by Hollywood rich folk.

******

Worst movies though....definitely Uwe Boll. I'm also developing a disgust for the Coen brothers. Fargo was one thing with its creepy stalker played by the sexually appealing yellow man, and I wasn't aware of that stereotype, but I reexamined it after watching A Serious Man with its depiction of Koreans as bribing, deceitful, dishonest, honor-obsessed dorks. O Borther was sweet, but that's about it. No Country completely robbed the books subtext of the characters being Vietnam vets (my friend is a McCarthy fan and said they omitted this. I hated the story of the movie, but adding this to it gave me a whole new lens to assess the narrative).

And Crash of course.

This thread would do well to stick to horrible and over-rated movies rather than compete for worst obscure movie knowledge. No common ground.

[worldrambler]

Some guys at work were once watching this movie called "An American Carol"
This movie may be one of the worst ever. Also, Terminal starring Tom Hanks. That movie was awful.

[danny bohy]

Nothing here can compete with inglorious Basterds. i wanted to gouge my eyes out whilst watching it.

[The pizza crazed Anarchist]

I have only walked out during a movie once and that was during the Cable guy with Jim Carry and Matthew Broderick.

Other movies I hate are:

Any romantic comedy
Heavens Above!
Be Kind Rewind
Any movie with Larry the Cable guy
Inspector Gadget
Back to the Future Part III
Any move in the Torture porn genre of Horror (like Hostel)
The sound of music
Any other Musical for that matter

[JazzRemington]

Student Confidential (1987).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5YXZ9RtOms

[Scary Monster]

Nothing here can compete with inglorious Basterds. i wanted to gouge my eyes out whilst watching it.

What! Youre crazy. That movie was awesome..and funny as hell

[RED DAVE]

Other movies I hate are:

...

The sound of musicBurt Lancaster to Christopher Plummer after seeing "The Sound of Music": "If you needed the money that bad, why didn't you come to me?"

RED DAVE

[A.J.]

The film currently out at the cinema called From Paris With Love.


So bad it was funny :laugh:

[Morgenstern]

Honestly I thought Avatar'sdeus ex machina at the end just killed the movie. In real life the planet doesn't come to save you. People use tactics. Other sci-fi stories such as Dune made perfect sense, a great ending without the need of a deus ex machina. But Avatar was all looks and no brains (all graphics and no plot).

EDIT: Almost forgot it: Inglorious Bastards was simply horrible. I hated it, I loved the beginning with the farm house but from there it went down, really fast...

[PHUNX]

"Two lane blacktop" starring singer James Taylor, Beach Boys drummer Dennis Wilson and directed by Monte Hellman i cant believe i sat through that shit that's 102 minutes of my life im never going to get back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKcIGPQST9s

[Leftalone09]

Godzilla (1998)
Twilight (Saw it on recommendation and still regretting it, as such I haven't seen New Moon)
"of the Dead" Remakes (I liked the originals, especially the first two.)
Any SciFi channel originals (generally uncreative)

[MarxSchmarx]

Any SciFi channel originals (generally uncreative)


That may be but their mystery science theater 3K more than made up for their shortcomings in other areas.

[ZombieGrits]

"I was a Nympho Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell" :rolleyes: